Your both are pretty

"That's my wax, you slagger!" Sunstreaker shouted.

"As if," Tracks said, "This is the best wax I have and I'm not going to let it be wasted on your rust covered body!" Track yelled back

"Rust covered! At least I don't sport the most primus awful shade of blue around here!"

"My blue is wonderful unlike your sunflower yellow!"

"IT'S NOT A SUNFLOWER!"

"Sunflower, Sunflower,"

"SHUT UP, BABE THE BLUE OX!"

"I'M NOT A COW!"

Off to the side of this battle of the divas was Prowl who was trying to get some of his work form the day before done. The police car sighed, the beginning of a processor ache forming in his head, and placed his data pad down upon the desk. "FEMMES," the black and white shouted, both went silent at hearing the insult, "You're both pretty, now kiss and make up or I'll throw you two in the brig and then you can have your caged cat fight!"

Sunstreaker and Tracks looked at each other then back at Prowl.

"Well you better get that brig room ready because I'm not letting Babe here wear my wax." Sunstreaker said.

Tracks gave him a dirty look, "I agree with Sunflower."

"I'M NOT SUNFLOWER!"

"Oh whatever you scream 'I'm a flower'!"

And so the diva/cat fight continued and in the end Sunstreaker just punched Tracks in the face which led to him being dragged to the brig and Tracks being sent to medbay. So the Wax Can lived happily ever after until Mirage came by and used it on himself.

-FIN

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