Adventure Time: the Ice princess
chapter 1
Authors note: I thought of this story after watching "Too Young" man that episode ticked me off, so anyway I just gave up on all the Finn related couples well not totally.
Disclaimer: I don't want any money from this... I do NOT own adventure time nor its characters even tho I do own the idea and character behind this version of the Ice Princess, River as I call her. With out further delay
here is this story/fan fiction
River flew over to the biggest mountain using, her ice powers of course. I hope this parent will be better she thought to her self, walking in and finding and old looking man talking to a penguin.
Meanwhile at Finn and Jake's tree house...
"Hey Jake," the young hero said as, he ate his breakfast
"what is it Finn" Jake said, looking up from his everything burrito
"What should we do today" Finn asked finishing eating his left over pie from tree trunks.
"well we could go slay that monster in the well" Jake said "or, maybe we could go hang out with lady rainicorn and Princess Bubble gum" Jake nudged Finn with his arm, winking, successfully making Finn turn a Princess Bubble gum shade of pink.
"Maybe we could-" Finn was cut off
Both Finn and Jake heard a loud scream coming from the ice kings Mountains/House/Princess stealing lair "I am NOT staying in a cage"
The Ice kings voice could be heard from Finn and Jake's tree house "Why not, its nice it has a um a bed and I could get you some stuff to put in it. It could be really nice."
A definitively feminine voice retorted "Please, I am not living in a cage, being their done that"
"Jake I know what we are doing today" Finn said, getting up solemnly to save yet another damsel from the clutches of the Ice king
"ya I'm right behind you" Jake said, following Finn out of the door.
As soon as they arrived at the Ice kings entry to his mountain; Finn kicked in the ice kings door to find the ice king talking to a girl Finn had never seen before, she had snow white hair and unlike all the other princess she wasn't wearing a dress. She was wearing a navy blue tang top the same color as the ice kings robe, green cargo pants and a pair and a pair of combat boots, she also didn't wear a crown but a necklace. Both the ice king and this mysterious girl turned to stare at Finn.
"would YOU PLEASE STOP breaking down my door, this is the fifth time this week" the ice king scolded
"i would if you stopped stealing princess's!" Finn screamed
"but I am not stealing a princess this time" the ice king retorted
"oh ya so you are trying to tell me she came here of her free will" Finn said, pointing at the girl
"actually yes" the ice king replied
"oh so you put a spell on her to hypnotize her!" Finn said "in fact I bet it is in her necklace" Finn said trying to take off her necklace, but before he could she punched him in the face with incredible speed causing him to crash into the wall.
"you don't touch the necklace" she said putting her hands on her hips and glaring at Finn "got that bub"
"your spell to capture her must have given her super strength!" Finn said stumbling to get up, he was pretty sure super strength was the only way such a petite girl could hit so hard.
"OK I am going to say this once. he didn't place a spell on me" she said slowly taking her necklace off to prove her point "see?" she asked showing the neck lass to Finn and then quickly putting it back on.
"But then why are you here?" Finn Finn asked eyeing the blue topaz like object in the neck lass besides the topaz like object the neck lass wasn't that fancy, it was just a sturdy silver chain.
"because he isn't my capturer he's my dad!"
"What!" Finn exclaimed after being speech less for a few seconds. the Ice king having a daughter just didn't make any sense, was that even possible? plus she was far to pretty to be related to the ice king!
"ya she's my daughter, i didn't even know myself until a couple off weeks ago when her mother said she was now only my daughter and she was only to take my domain if i died" the ice king stated remembering the strange encounter with his ex girlfriend.
"what?" it felt like everything Finn knew was a lie, the ice king had another person who was his daughters mother, he had a daughter to begin with and he idn't even know before, it was an insane concept to say the least and the confusion showed on Finns face. "wait what? how is this even possible" Finn reiterated his confusion
" i had a deal with my mother that she would hurt less inocent people if I, you know, you know what its a long story far to long for me to go into" she said certainly but it was obvious she was hiding something behind her cool nature.
Just then Jake came in and punched the ice king in the face "that's for stealing princess's" he said getting up preparing to continue the fight in order to save some one else that the Ice king had abducted. The only reason he had being late was because he saw lady and wanted to talk.
"Jake he didn't steal her, she's his daughter" Finn said sadly, his heroic attempt to save a defenseless princess had backfired and caused him to look bad in the eyes of a possible princess and this one was actually pretty.
"ya it would be weird if he was stealing me i'm only 13" she said pushing some of her white hair out of her face even though it just went back, her words set off a light in Finns head
"13? wait that's how old i am!" Finn exclaimed, finally a princess that was actually his age unfortunatly she was the daughter of the ice king and probably thought he was a jerk for attacking her dad AND her... It was turning out to be a pretty bad day.
"ya, so sense you two are the same age maybe you could show her around Ooo" the ice king said as he got up and flicked some snow off of his robe.
"what?" Finn said, thinking that it was such a strange request, even though he as used to that from the Ice king
"well you do kind of owe me for you know, breaking into my house and all, also i'm band from most of the places in Ooo but you two heroes aren't" the ice king said explaining his idea "plus i have to make her a room because she doesn't want to live in a cage!" the ice king said that as if he was surprized she didn't want to live in a cage.
"ya, i want to see all the places here" she said grabbing Finn's hand in order to show him she meant it, she wanted to see how nice the land of Ooo was, she had only read about it. " plus, you owe me for crashing my arrival"
"ok, i will do it" Finn said after all he did owe her for ruining her arrival here
"what!, but hanging out with Pb and LADY RAINICORN remember Princess Bubble gum" Jake said because he had already planed it all out
"oh is princess bubblegum your girlfriend" she asked sounding king of disappointed, she thought about how heroic and sweat this intruder was; though it didn't surprised her he had a girlfriend after all he was nice and attractive it was a twofer.
"oh no she is not my girlfriend" Finn said turning an all new shade of red
"ya but you want her to be" Jake said nudging Finns arm
the ice king cut in "um excuse me, sight seeing, you owe me!, plus Princess Bubble gum is waay to old for you"
"your one to talk abotu age differences" Finn yeld back his red turning from embarrassment to anger at the Ice king
"i'm immortal fool, anyway sight-seeing, you still owe me" The ice king responded
"he has a point Jake its are natural dutie as hero's to give this sweat young dame a tour of Ooo" Finn finally said Heroically after debating it for a second well he is immortal, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a jerk
"fine, but i'm not happy" Jake said, slumping and already preparing to apologies to lady.
Jake stretched out so that Finn and the princess could sit on his as he walked.
"oh and Finn before you go" the ice king said
"What" Finn said, still a bit ticked off.
If The ice king understood that Finn was mad at him he didn't show it, he just said "try to make me sound good to her, she's the only living relative i know of and i don't want to look bad in her eyes"
"um sure" Finn said before he left on Jake
"so my dad captures princess's?" she said
"oh ya ALL the time, he is a total sociopath" Finn said calmly, forgetting to make the ice king sound good
"oh" she said slumping a little
Finn said awkwardly "sorry princess i didn't mean it like that, i mean i did but, glob i'm an idiot."
"oh its fine he still is the better parent... by the way don't call me princess, princess's are lazy and never do anything for them self's i would rather be a hero! call me River" River said looking directly at Finn to get her point across
"that's a nice name" finn said, slowly calming down from his awkward and direct statement that the ice king was sociopath
"ya" Jake said looking up at them than immediately tripping over a badly placed mountain and plummeting the to the ground, Jake went back to his basic form.
"Both of you grab my hands" River screamed over the falling sensation focusing her ice powers and hoping she didn't mess up, both Finn and Jake did exactly what she said holding on to her hands for dear life. She used he powers to slow there fall forcing them all to crash land at a sandy beach filled with mutated crabs.
"that was close " Finn said getting up
"ugh, my legs" Jake groaned
"Jake!" finn screamed as he ran over to Jake to examine his leg
"are you OK?" River said doing the same. Then both River and Finn heard the horrifying, terrible noise of the cursed ocean.
They both screamed jumping back at least 6 feet, "what? oh wait we landed near the ocean, crud" Jake said, trying to get up to calm his companion. He looked over at River and noticed her glaring at the ocean with pure venom in her eyes "Oh wait River your not afraid of the ocean two!"
"we have more of a mutual hatred" she said, trying still glaring at the sea "see?" she said toutching the ocean water to prove her point, then having the ocean water slap her in the face with enough power that it sent her flying atleast 10 feet in the air.
"what the heck!" Finn screamed before both Finn and Jake ran over to Rivers body 5 feet away.
"and i thought Finn didn't like the ocean" Jake told her as he looked back at the water that had just hit her.
"are you OK?" Finn asked, ignoring Jake's previous statement to help her up.
"ya i'm fine" River said, accepting Finns hand and pulling her self up "but you see my point right?" She asked gesturing to the ocean
Jake said nervously "my legs are feeling better,lets go" and without any question Finn and River got on Jake's back to continue their sight seeing.
"and that is the candy kingdom" Finn said, pointing to the candy kingdom that loomed it the background
"so its entiarly made of sugar?" River asked
"thats right" Finn replied
"sweat..." River said in a bit of aw that some one could have so much free time to build a kingdom entirely made of sugar
"guys look over there" River said, pointing to a monster that was causing havoc
"Jake come on" Finn said, running over to the town the monster was attacking.
"i'm coming too" River said, following Finn
"what?" Finn said
"i'm not prissy like all those other princess's," River said defiantly "i can help"
Finn was a bit surprised, usually princess's helped by telling him useless tactical junk, not even mussel princess fought for her self, maybe River really was diffrent
River was the first one to reach the monster, she threw up her hand letting the lone ring on her finger fly into the air, turning into a ice sword that she caught with her right hand.
"whoa" Finn said, gasping at the sword River was holding it did his puny sword to shame, she also looked so math holding it, totally pro. River attacked the huge monsters leg, making Finn remember what he was doing. Finn went for the other leg swinging with both speed and force, Jake wrapped himself around the monster. All of this made the monster fall back into its well.
"that was fun, you guys know how to fight!" River said enthusiastically, giving Jake a high five.
"wait if you have ice powers why do you use a sword" Finn asked, genuinely interested.
"oh i just prefer using a sword" River shruged it off, the gave a small smile "plus i'm not the best water wizard yet, so i use my sword to focus my ice powers"
"thats so math!" Finn exclaimed
"math, i suck at math" River said sadly remembering all the tutors that had literally thrown the math text books at her.
"no its like saying something is awesome" Finn explained
"oh i usually just use cool" River said shrugging her shoulders "sorry just a little ice humor"
"oh its cool " Finn said, trying to see how the word sounded. "so should we continue are tour"
" 'course" River said nonchalantly
"ok get on before something else attacks us" Jake said growing to a larger size
"got it"both of them said
"ya it is" Finn said replying to a past statement "oh and that's Marceline's house" Finn said, as he pointed at a house in a dark looking setting
"cool house" River said studying the house for her future drawings, that she did to calm her self when she wasn't sparing.
"oh and that tree house right there, that's ours" Finn said proudly pointing to his tree house
"ya its got every thing to bro's could need" Jake added
"and we are almost to your house, River"
"understood" River said regretting that the day had ended so quickly "this has being really fun, thanks both of you, i hope i can consider you friends"
"of course, your a cool chick" Finn said and Jake nodded his head in agreement
"cool, maybe we can hang out some time" River said, brushing some hair out of her face.
They all heard a scream "Finn! Help!"
"what the" Finn said looking for where that scream had come from, he was kind of disappointed when he saw the ice king steeling Princess Bubblegum. "ugh let go save her"
"who is my dad steeling?" River asked
"that's princess bubblegum" Jake answered
"oh"River said, scolding herself for forgetting the fact that Finn had a girlfriend/ love interest already.
"ice king! put her down" Finn said, throwing his sword at the ice king just barely missing
"what the heck dad" River screamed at him
"oh so just because i have a daughter now i have to give up my hobby" The ice king retorted
"put me down you psychopath" PB shouted
"never!" the ice king shouted before Finn kicked him in the face
"ow" the ice king moaned
"if you know whats good for you you will stay down" River said angrily staring at her dad
"oh finn is this your girlfriend" Pb said looking at River
"what!" Both Finn and River screamed, Finn turning a dark red and River a dark blue.
"well you two do have that couple vibe" Jake noted calmly
"well i have to go bye you all" pb said calling lady over and flying away
"nice girlfriend, its unfortunate she doesn't know your dating" River said calmly
Ok this chapter is officially done, YAY tell me if its going to fast, i care about your criticism, just make it CONSTRUCTIVE and not totally pointless,
until next time i'm out PEACE