Chapter 1 : Visitor from the West
?: So this is Saitama huh, This is gonna get fun... (evil laugh)
After the incident involving Minamoto no Yoshiuo, a new threat emerges!
Lunar: ...(yawn, looks outside of window sees mysterious coated man) Damn that papa, always hiring someone to stalk me. Manservant!
Nagasumi: What's wrong Lunar?
Lunar: go and make yourself useful and take out that guy over there(points at coated man) oh and make me a sandwich, no crusts.
Nagasumi: (I'm fine geting rid of that man but seriously, a sandwich?) fine Lunar. (goes outside) hey mister you can't be he...(ooof, grabs by the arm)
?: shhhhhh! Be quiet, they're watching.
Nagasumi: who's watching?
?: the Yakuza!
Nagasumi: oh...(this is probably Sun's father's doing, checking up on her while she's sick) Don't mind them, they are just men hired for guarding Lunar the popstar(obviously a lie)
?: Lunar? Never mind that, since you have seen me I have no choice to introduce myself to you, I'm Fuji, Tsubasa Fuji.
Nagasumi: I'm Michishio Nagasumi, by the way, what are you even doing here?
Fuji: I'm looking for someone, someone really dangerous, here's what he looks like (shows picture of a boy around the same age as Nagasumi)
Nagasumi: Did he do something?
Fuji: He stole a billion's worth of treasure from a local crime syndicate back in the country.
Nagasumi: HIM! THAT KID! Wait "back in the country"? where are you from Fuji-san?
Fuji: The Philippines, I'm a Police Officer trying to track down this kid.
Nagasumi: Can I help you find this kid?
Fuji: I wouldn't want to get children involved, but if you insist, call me if you see him (gives business card)
Lunar: (Yelling from the house) Manservant! Where's my sandwich!
Nagasumi: gotta get going, don't worry I'll find this kid for you.
Fuji: Don't hurt yourself. (a sandwich?)
AT SCHOOL
Nagasumi: Man, sure is lonely without Sun around, I hope she gets better soon.
Gouzaburo: All right ya maggots, Im introducin' to ya a new transfer student, come in ya brat!
?: Jeez, old geezer, ya don't need to yell!
Nagasumi: he shouldn't have called him that... (? Walks in)
Nagasumi: Huh?
?: I'm Tsubasa Nakashima, don't mess with me, I won't mess with you got that? Otherwise, pleasure to meet ya.
Nagasumi: This kid? The kid from the picture... wait Tsubasa? It can't be... no, gotta make sure first.
Girls of classroom: ( screams, shrieks of excitement) ooohhh how exciting, a bad boy!
Nakashima: Shuddup! How bout' you? No reaction? (points at Lunar)
Lunar: why would an idol like me notice someone as lowly as you!
Nakashima & Lunar: (standoff glare)
Gouzaburo : all right! Take your seats class is starting... Tsubasa! Sit next to Edomae.
Nakashima: I'll sit where I want to sit ( sits at teacher's table)
Gouzaburo: GET OFF MY SEAT MAGGOT!
Nakashima: fine, now where's this Edomae kid?
Saru: uhmmmm, Tsubasa-san?
Nakashima: What? ya perverted monkey?
Saru: You don't know who Edomae is?
Nakashima: I Just transferred didn't I? How would I suppose to know?
Saru: But she's an Idol, known throughout the world.
Nakashima: Not so famous where I come from, now where is she?
Everybody: (Points at Lunar)
Nakashima: you've got to be kidding me...
After 1st Period
Nakashima: seems we've got off to wrong start, let's bury the hatchet and start over, I'm Tsubasa Nakashima, pleasure to meet you.
Lunar: fine, I'm Edomae Lunar, or as you may have heard, the great Idol Lunar.
Nakashima: Idol? Really, I can see why, I'm sorry I didn't recognize you, I'm not from this country,
Lunar: (What is with him? First he acts rude and obnoxious but now...)(blushing)
Nagasumi: (overhears) if this kid is from the Philippines, he has to be the thief!
Nakashima: I'm from the Philippines.
Nagasumi: gotcha...
During Lunch Break
Nagasumi: I've got to report this to Fuji-san.(goes outside, sees Nakashima waiting)
Nakashima: I knew you were up to something, and now here you are.
Nagasumi: It really is you. The thief!
Nakashima: oh no... you're not snitching me to those people, you've got to understand, they are terrible people.
Nagasumi: I'm not reporting this to the syndicate, I'm reporting this to your country's Police force.
Nakashima: (police... I see, Fuji, you stalker...) go ahead, make you're call.
Nagasumi: your not ... stopping me?
Nakashima: Michishio, what do you do before you go to sleep?
Nagasumi: What's that have to d...(passes out)
Nakashima: feel the power of the mermen, human.
At the clinic.
Nagasumi: (Wakes up) First the Setos now this, (surprised Fuji is next to him)
Fuji: oh you're awake, you really scared me for a second.
Nagasumi: what the? How did you? Where am I?
Fuji: you're at the school clinic, I saw you being carried away by Nakashima.
Nagasumi: right! Nakashima, Fuji, I...
Fuji: no need to explain, in fact I should be the one explaining to you.(takes of disguise, reveals true face)
Nagasumi: What the, a kid?
Fuji: (Angry) I'M AN ADULT, BAKA!
Nagasumi: but you look so young.
Fuji: whatever, ok, now I'll explain the situation to you, the REAL situation.
Nagasumi: ok
Fuji: Me and Nakashima are brothers, born from a human mother and a merman father
Nagasumi: human mother and merman father? You're a merman?
Fuji: half merman to be exact.
Nagasumi: half! They exist?
Fuji: yes, back to what I was saying, when Nakashima found out that he was Half merman, he went into a blind frenzy, calling himself a freak. He never accepted that he's half merman and because of that, he got involved in our grandfather's line of work
Nagasumi: which is?
Fuji: similar to what the Yakuza in Japan does.
Nagasumi: He's a ...mobster?
Fuji: Yup, that's why I joined the force, to stop my grandfather and take him back.
Nagasumi: but that doesn't say anything about how he got a billion yen
Fuji: apparently, he stumbled upon a rumor that in Japan, a human is going to marry a mermaid.
Nagasumi: oh... yeah right...
Fuji: He told me that he won't allow the marriage to go on, so that not another freak will be born into this world. So he stole a billion's worth of treasure and fled the country. At first he attempted to take a plane to Japan, but the syndicate was waiting for him at the airport,even at the ferries, the syndicate was there, so using his merman abilities, he swam here.
Nagasumi: SWAM! All the way here?
Fuji: yup, I followed him here to protect him, I know my brother, when he focuses on something he would not stop on achieving it, that's why I followed him here to protect him.
Nagasumi: I see(realizes something) Fuji-san, I have an Idea.
DISMISSAL
Nagasumi: Hey Tsubasa-san!
Nakashima: What Michishio? Want to sleep again?
Nagasumi: I was just thinking if you have a place to stay?
Nakashima: no...
At Nagasumi's Home
Nakashima: Nice place, Michishio, so I can really stay here?
Nagasumi: Yup, stay as long as you'd like
Nakashima: Thank you very much Michishio, although I'm surprised that you know something about mermaids.
Sun: Nagasumi? Is that you?
Nakashima: oh, hello.
Sun: Nagasumi? Who's you're friend?
Nagasumi: Sun I'd like you to meet our new classmate and houseguest, Tsubasa Nakashima. (whispers, he's a merman)
Sun: a merman?
Nagasumi: shhhh.
Nakashima: I take it you're a mermaid too, miss Sun?
Lunar: I'm back! Manser-... WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
Nakashima: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Nakashima&Lunar: I LIVE HERE!, WHAT! WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS MICHISHIO(Nakashima),MANSERVANT(LUNAR)? ( staredown)
Nagasumi: Tsubasa, I owe Lunar my life because I've seen her as a mermaid according to the mermaid code and Lunar, we need to protect Tsubasa-san from his grandfather's syndicate.
Nakashima: wait Lunar's a mermaid? That's a relief...
Nagasumi: Why so?
Nakashima: Nothing, nothing(blushing)
Lunar: protection?
Nagasumi: Nakashima stole a large amount of money from the syndicate to start a new life here in Saitama, now he's being tracked down by the syndicate.
Lunar: If he needs protection, why doesn't he work for the Edomae's then?
Nagasumi: Great Idea Lunar, Nakashima, suit up, you're going to the Edomae's
AT EDOMAE'S UNDERWATER HQ
Lunar: Papa, I have someone here for you.
Nakashima: Banchou!
Lunar's Papa: What's this? A new recruit?
Lunar: Actually, he's my future husband!
Nakashima: (What are you talking about?)
Lunar: (Just play along)
Lunar's Papa: (stands up, long pause) TERMINATE!
Lunar: NO PAPA! ( well that didn't work)
Nakashima: (sheathes 2 hidden blades, blocks) hmmph.
Lunar's papa: (breaks blades)
Nakashima: ... should've seen that one coming...(Dodges attack) (FIGHTING LASTS FOR HOURS)
Lunar's papa: you're good, that's it I approve your marriage, the Edomaes will protect you from now on, BUT IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO MY DAUGHTER, I WILL TERMINATE YOU!
Nakashima: Thank you Banchou!(whispers to Lunar: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?)
Lunar: It was the only way...(blushing)
Nakashima: Oh... ( I get it...)
BACK AT NAGASUMI'S PLACE
Nagasumi: So, what happened? (DROPJAW)
Nakashima: (shows wedding ring) I'm... an Edomae... hooray?
Nagasumi: I've gotta tell Fuji-san! (calls fuji through telephone)
Fuji: (answers phone) Hello? Oh Nagasumi! What a surprise! So what's the problem? (Nagasumi tells Fuji) (drops phone) HE'S WHAT? Dammitt Shima!
(back at Nagasumi's home)
Saturn: (peeks thru window) so another mermaid has come to end the maggot's marriage huh? (eerie laugh)
Lunar: Nobody at school will hear about this, got it?
Nakashima: and who made you the boss?
Lunar: I've always been the boss and let me tell you something...(Nakashima and Lunar arguing)
Nagasumi: They're perfect for each other...
Nakashima&Lunar: WHAT DID YOU SAY?, whatever, (Nakashima)take me to my room (Lunar) Manservant, make me another sandwich.
Nagasumi: ye...yes... (I can't believe it, my life just got a whole lot worse)
THE NEXT DAY: Weekend
Nagasumi: (yawns) Nakashima-san, time to wake up... he's gone... (picks up note)
Hey Michishio, forgot to tell you but I applied for a job at this T.V. Network, be back later.
Nakashima
Nagasumi: oh good for him... wait the only local T.V. station here is... oh crap...
AT STUDIO
Kamata: Lunar! Meet our new stagehand and the new drummer during recording sessions
Nakashima: You calling for me boss?
Nakashima&Lunar:... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!
Kamata: I heard from the boss that you got engaged! This will certainly give us huge hits, just imagine, the rich and famous popstar taking notice on such a poor stagehand, this will certainly enrage your male fans but at the same time, they will be more inclined to listen to your music, proving to Tsubasa-san here that they deserve you more!
Lunar: but...but this... but wha... but this is... ARGGHH! Nevermind, just don't get in my way manservant #2!
Nakashima: so I'm number 2 now... seriously... (but this might be a good chance to bond with her, I can't say that I'm excited working for her but, thank God for this opportunity)
Kamata: Okay off to work...
Sugio: Nii-san have you seen... (spots Nakashima) Nii-san who is your new stagehand?
Kamata: He's Tsubasa Nakashima, Lunar's fiancé.
Sugio: FIANCE? Oh this is just too good!
Kamata: Sugio, what are you planning this time? Remember the gorilla?
Sugio: I'm gonna make him Lunar's love interest in my new T.V. drama!
Kamata: You know, that's not a bad idea! It'll be great the exposure will give him experience and Lunar's relationship with him will develop. Great idea Sugio!
Sugio: hehehehe, can he start right away?
Kamata: Why not!
Sugio: (snaps fingers, bodyguards appear) boys take that young man(Nakashima) to the makeup room!
Nakashima: (grabbed) Hey! What are you doing? HELP! Where am I?
Makeup-artist: just sit stil! (takes him to the set) Give him a script!
Nakashima: (receives script) what the hell is this?
Sugio: Just read it, make sure you memorize it!
Lunar: Hey Sugio, what's this in my costume? I think someth... you've got to be kidding me? WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!
Sugio: He's your new leading man! Isn't that great?
Lunar: NO!
Nakashima: Hey boss, I just read the script and there's a kissing scene in here between me and the leading lady, who's the leading lady?
Sugio: (points at Lunar)
Nakashima: (redfaced) Seriously? (Yes! Yes! Yes!)
Lunar: THERE'S a KISSING SCENE? (redfaced) bu... but it's only the first episode?
Sugio: This is a cliffhanger intro, the fans will know it when they see it.
Lunar: but I'm not prepared... (blushing)
Nakashima: (Wow, she's really cute when she's nervous huh...) (looks at window)
SFX: Terminator theme
Lunar's Papa: (blows window, writes: do anything to my girl, I'll TERMINATE you.)
Nakashima: Seriously...
AT NAGASUMI'S HOME
Nagasumi: Hey Sun! Look Lunar's new Drama is on!
Sun: Oh really! Let's watch! (opening scene with Nakashima & Lunar)
Nagasumi&Sun: (DROPJAW)
Nakashima: My love, the High gates of Heaven shall know the fruit of our love
Lunar: This is not simply just a silly crush, this is true love!
Nakashima: When your father learned about us, he really disapproved, that's why we ran away right?
Lunar: and your mother disapproves as well, at least now we can live happily ever after
Sugio: Now Kiss...
Sun: Wow, they really are good actors
Nagasumi: I know right... that made my heart race, WAIT, are they gonna kiss...?
Nakashima: Let us seal our love with this magical kiss... (attempts to kiss)
Lunar: ...
NEXT WEEK ON OH MY ROMEO
Nagasumi: What?
Sun: Huh?
Sugio: Hey! We already stopped filming!
Nakashima: (still kissing) what... (drops Lunar) (blushing)
Lunar: Hey watch it!(blushing)
At Fuji's Apartment
Fuji: (drinking coffee drops cup) SHIMA! That's it I'm calling in the elites!
?: You call for us dono?
Fuji: Daiki, Shiro and Aoi, find out what the Edomae's are and what they're up to, I want everything! Their friends, family, enemies or whatever!
Daiki,Shiro and Aoi: As you wish Dono! (faces hidden)