DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gakuen Alice and the characters used. The joke that will be used wasn't mine, too. The plot was all I own.
Legends:
Mikan
Natsume
Text Messages
Written by LunarChan
(A Gakuen Alice One Shot – Mikan Sakura and Natsume Hyuuga)
[Romance/Humor]
Her phone beeps.
One new message!
Hi.
She quickly replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Hi.
He quickly replies.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
Have you eaten already?
She quickly replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Have you eaten already?
With a raise of his brow, he quickly replies.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
Stop mimicking me, Polka.
With a sly smile on her face, she replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Stop mimicking me, Polka.
With a grunt, he replies.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
Stop forwarding my messages back to me, Polka. Or you'll be sorry.
She chuckles and replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Stop forwarding my messages back to me, Polka. Or you'll be sorry.
He takes a deep breath before pressing his hands on the keypad to reply to her message.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
I'll give you howalons if you just stop mimicking me.
She grins and replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Okay. :) HOWALONS! :Q_
He smiles as he sees that usual 'drool smiley' when he mentions howalons.
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"My Howalons," she says the second she spots him across the building.
He smirks and mouths the word No.
She frowns and turns around, not looking at him.
He taps her shoulders. She's still stubborn.
He grabs her shoulders and forces her to turn around before placing a kiss on her cheek.
She blushes and looks down to her feet.
He hands her a box of howalons. "Here."
Her face instantly lights up like she just received her Christmas gift on October. "Thank you!"
Her phone beeps.
One new message!
Hi.
She quickly replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Hi.
He quickly replies.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
Have you eaten already?
She quickly replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Have you eaten already?
With a frown, he replies.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
You're mimicking me again, Polka.
She snickers, grips her phone, and replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
You're mimicking me again, Polka.
He snorts and replies.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
I won't repeat this again. STOP. SENDING. MY. MESSAGES. BACK. TO. ME.
She laughs more and imagines his look while sending this message. She laughs harder and replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
I won't repeat this again. STOP. SENDING. MY. MESSAGES. BACK. TO. ME.
He thinks his girlfriend is an idiot, and he replies.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
If you won't stop mimicking me, I won't take you to the movie house tomorrow to watch Breaking Dawn!
She gasps and she giggles. She thinks she just hit a nerve and she replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Hihi. YAAY! WE'RE GOING TO WATCH BREAKING DAWN! YAAY! YAAY! Pick me up at 6, okay?
P.S.: Bring HOWALONS! :Q_
His lip curves into a smile.
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He gives her the ticket and she squeals as they fall in line.
"Kyaa! Bella's gonna marry Edward. That must be so romantic!" She stops mumbling when she notes something is missing. "WHERE. ARE. MY. HOWALONS?" She glares at him.
He rolls his eyes and explains. "We can't bring food inside the movie house."
"Then why are they bringing popcorns?" She insists.
"Because they bought it here."
She frowns. "I'll remember this day. The day you promised to buy me howalons and you didn't keep your promise."
"I never promised to buy you one." He argues.
"Of course, when it's a movie, HOWALONS are needed!" She stomps her foot and some people gawk at them.
"I'll buy you howalons later."
"Buy me now."
"I told you we can't take it inside the movie theater!"
People continue to gawk at them and she looks at him like he did something wrong.
He sighs. "Okay. I'll buy you howalons. For now, we need to settle with popcorns. Fine?"
She pretends to think. "Fine." And she chuckles.
He pinches her cheeks. "You are such a demon."
"A demon that you love." She chirps.
"Yes. And you're the most beautiful demon in existence."
With that, she smiles and places a kiss on his cheek.
Her phone beeps.
One new message!
Hi.
She quickly replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Hi.
He quickly replies and he knows what her response will be.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
Have you eaten already?
She knows what to reply.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Have you eaten already?
I thought so. He sighs and thinks. He has gotten an idea.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
Are you mimicking me again today, Polka?
She quickly replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
Are you mimicking me again today, Polka?
She never learns. He smiles and replies.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
I love you.
Her eyes widens. She replies.
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His phone beeps. He smiles. His plan will work.
One message received!
Yes, I have eaten already.
He blinks. He laughs when he realizes she doesn't want to admit that she loves him. But she does.
Stubborn as always. He laughs more and replies.
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Her phone beeps.
One new message!
What did you eat?
She looks up at the ceiling to think of something smart to say.
In the end, she couldn't think of anything smart to say... She replies.
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His phone beeps.
One message received!
What did you eat?
He's not yet done mimicking him. He thinks of what to reply.
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Her phone beeps.
One message received!
I love you.
She put down her phone.
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He can't take it anymore. He takes the phone in his hands and speed-dials her number.
She answers on the third ring. "Hello?"
"Polka." His voice is thick with slight annoyance and she smiles at the end of the line.
"Polka." She mimics his voice to perfection.
"Stop copying me." Another annoyance washes through him.
"Stop copying me."
He exhales loudly and he hears her exhale loudly, too.
"You're always like that." He says in a whisper.
"You're always like that." She whispers, too.
"But I still love you." He smiles and waits for her to mimic him, but she only hears her breathing. "Polka?"
She laughs on the line. "Don't worry. I love you, too."
DRABBLE END
Author's Notes:
I know. It was random and totally out of the blue. XD I hope this is funny. XD 'Cause I really suck at humorous moments. x_x
It was hard to write on present tense, too. GAH. I had to remind myself that I was writing on present time.
This was a joke I received from a text message a long time ago:
Boy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Boy: Have you eaten already?
Girl: Have you eaten already?
Boy: Are you copying me?
Girl: Are you copying me?
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Yes, I have eaten already.
XDD I so LOL'd at that. And I thought it would be a good drabble.
ASDFGHJKL. Pardon me. XD
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~ LunarChan (10-19-11)