"BYAKKO! GENBU! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!"

"I DIDN'T DO IT!!" both teens shouted at once.

"NOW!!!"

There was no arguing with mother. Wondering what they had done, they tromped down the stairs, nearly tripping over their sister, Nyan-Nyan.

"When are you ever going to start sleeping in your own bed?" Genbu gave Nyan-Nyan a poke with his foot before stepping over her onto the next stair. Byakko laid in a heap at the bottom. Genbu stepped over him too.

"DON'T YOU TWO KNOW THE MEANING OF 'NOW'?!"

Genbu covered his ears in pain at Taiitsukun's voice.

"Mom, we're right here…" Genbu appeared around the corner, Byakko a step behind him.

"I swear I have the world's laziest kids…" Taiitsukun sighed. Then her gaze trailed up to theirs. "You both need to hide the Seishi of your brothers. Rather easily remember. It shouldn't be too hard for them to find each one."

"Do they have their journals yet?" Byakko asked, remembering how he had kept his journal every day creating a story-land for his seishi. Genbu had one too. They were resting on a shelf in their mother's room.

"Yes, they do. They just have to have their seishi hidden."

"I'll do Suzaku," Byakko volunteered, remembering Seiryuu's threat.

"Alright. I'll take Seiryuu," Genbu agreed.

"Then get to work. And wake up your sister, too. She's got housework duty today."

"Like she does everyday," the two boys chimed in together.

"Clean clean clean! Fix fix fix!" The teal haired girl popped into the room. "Nyan-Nyan heard you talking about her!"

"Can't you talk first person like most normal gods?" Byakko sweatdropped.

"Nyan-Nyan don't know what you talking about big brother."

Genbu chuckled and slapped his younger brother on the shoulder.

"If you want to give her grammatical lessons, go ahead. And best of luck. I'm off to hide Seiryuu's seishi."

"Right. I'll get Suzaku's."

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"Oye, Genbu."

The green haired teen looked up from the mouse-hole he was considering stuffing Miboshi in.

"Yeah?"

Byakko's eyes were on Suzaku's twin doll.

"Chiriko has two symbols on him…"

Genbu paused, and got up.

"What?"

The figurine's shirt had been removed and rested beside it. On the tiny doll Genbu could make out a red symbol on his abdomen and a blue symbol on his arm.

"Huh. That's weird…wait a minute…"

"What?"

"Seiryuu placed a nasty trick on Suzaku and disfigured some of his seishi. Do you think he could have wanted this one for himself since he got the other twin first?"

"It's possible. So…who gets him?" Genbu looked down at the black haired man he had yet to hide, along with Miboshi, while Byakko looked at the symbols "Chiriko" wore.

"Hey…Genbu?" Byakko grinned as an idea entered his head. "Wasn't there an extra doll Mom kept in her room? Because she thought it was "too adorable" to use?"

"The little kid in green clothes? I wanted that one!"

"The red symbol on Chiriko is fading. Seiryuu must have rubbed it away. What if we replace Amiboshi," Byakko thumbed at the one in Genbu's hand, "with this one and steal the green kid for Chiriko?"

"You're insane! Mom'll kill us!"

"There's no point in keeping one for looks! Let's give the kid some use."

"Don't get me into it…" Genbu glared up at Byakko. Byakko smirked, swiped Amiboshi from Genbu's hand and placed the second twin in his place.

"I dub him, Amiboshi. Now to finish our job."

Genbu gaped as Byakko ran off towards their mother's room.

"I'm SO glad mom was in charge of mine…" he grumbled, finishing stuffing Miboshi in the mouse-hole.

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"Seiryuu, go away! Leave Chiriko alone!"

"No! Watch as your so called Chiriko destroys your precious Miko and seishi! You see, he is really Amiboshi of the Seiryuu seven!"

"MOMMY!! Seiryuu's disrupting my summoning ceremony!"

Byakko heard the cry from his room and sighed. Things had been going so well for Suzaku up until now. Now he was regretting not telling his red-headed little brother about his new "Chiriko." So was his butt. Groaning as he stood, he pulled open the desk drawer that held the tiny green clothed figurine he had been thoroughly spanked for.

" 'I'm way too old for spankings,' 'You can't even get me over your knee.' Me and my big mouth. She'd HAVE to go pull out a belt…" Sore the whole way, he managed to get over to Suzaku's room in time to see Amiboshi with a flute up to his mouth and all the Suzaku seishi (including the miko) with their hands over their ears. Seiryuu was whistling to make the flute. It didn't have to be that way, or it wouldn't in most playful games. Unfortunately, whatever happened had a reaction. If Seiryuu said Suzaku's seishi would "die" from the sound, it would have to happen. Byakko glanced down at the tiny leaf whistle the small boy had been given upon creation. He moved the tiny instrument up to the figurine's mouth and began to hum. Seiryuu and Suzaku looked up towards Byakko. Taken by surprise, Seiryuu stopped his whistling. Almost magically, the hands by Suzaku's seishi's ears dropped down to their sides and Amiboshi dropped his flute. Byakko stopped humming.

"Noo!! I have been defeated! Blast you Suzaku seishi!" Seiryuu made Amiboshi take flight. While Suzaku had Tasuki and Tamahome chase after, Byakko's laughing fit knocked over a cup of water on the boys' play table. The twins took advantage of their new river.

"Tell me how many other Seiryuu seishi have been found!" Suzaku had Tamahome order as Amiboshi was cornered by the "flooded river."

"Never!"

Byakko's laughing increased as Suzaku picked up "Miaka" and "Chichiri" (who now had a fox-like mask covering his scar) and dropped them both on Tasuki, saying in a high pitch for his miko, "Tasuki! Tamahome! Stop it!"

"Time…out…" Byakko was barely able to breathe as Seiryuu fished Amiboshi out of the "river".

"Yeah Byakko?" Suzaku blinked innocently. Byakko smiled and handed the green clothed doll to him.

"Suzaku, this is Chiriko. There were some complications while Genbu and I were hiding your seishi." Seiryuu stormed off to his half of the room to make Suboshi mourn his brother's death. "Your old Chiriko is his Amiboshi. This one's yours."

Suzaku thought about this for a moment then beamed.

"Alright! Thank you Byakko!"

Byakko smiled, then paused.

"Suzaku…were you just doing your summoning ceremony?"

Suzaku nodded.

"And Seiryuu?"

"Yeah?"

"Are you making it so that Amiboshi died from that fall into the river?"

"Yeah."

"…..GENBU!!"

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"What do you mean we have to get out some of our seishi?!" Genbu's face fell.

"I'm taking out Tatara, Subaru and Tokaki. The Shinzaho we chose…the midgets are gonna be after 'em soon."

Genbu groaned.

"Why?"

"Because Seiryuu botched Suzaku's summoning ceremony and lost one of his own seishi in the process."

"He already found all his seishi??"

"I hadn't even gotten a chance to give him his replacement Chiriko."

Genbu cursed.

"Guess it's time to put Tomite and Hikitsu back to work…"

"Tomato and Hiccup are guarding your Shinzaho- Whoa! Down boy!" Byakko laughed as his older brother glared at him. "You keep calling Tatara 'Tartar sauce'! And Subaru is not a car."

The green haired god chuckled.

"You've got a point. I'll call yours by their right name, and you call mine by their right name."

"Yeah, yeah. And we BOTH do what we can to keep them from getting the Shinzaho."

"MOMMY!!! SEIRYUU'S DOING BAD STUFF WITH SOI AND NAKAGO!! Ugh, Seiryuu that's nasty…"

"Wait until you see what plans I have for your miko."

"MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"

Genbu turned to look inquisitively at Byakko.

"I swear I haven't let the kid on any of my special pages…"

"Porn freak."

Byakko shrugged.

"It's a phase."

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WAI! WAI! I got enough to continue!! I hope you folks enjoy this chapter. Should I continue with the Shinzaho bit, or end it here? I hope you're all enjoying my first "Gods" fic =D

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