Welcome to yet another fic of yours truly. And, oh my gosh, it isn't a horror story for once! GASP! Well, the reason why I wanted to do this is because, well, I wanted to do something non-horror for once and after seeing Lightning Eyes' facebook fic, it inspired me to do this so I give some credit to her.
Mario Mario has joined facebook.
Basic Information
Current City: Mushroom City, Mushroom Kingdom
Hometown: Brooklyn, New York
Sex: Male (duh)
Birthday: September 13 1985
Interested In: Women
Languages: English, Italian, Japanese, Mushroom Language, l33t language
About Me: I save the world on a constant basis from a certain-spiked shell turtle who thinks his plans are always gonna work but they don't. Har-dee-har-har.
Work and Education
High School: Nintendo High
Share Your Experiences: Super Hero
Philosophy
Religious Views: Private
Policital Views: None yo business
Arts and Entertainment
Music: Girl's Generation, Lady SaSa, Chanterelle, The Nintendo Geeks, Mushroom Boyz
Share your Interests
Books: HATE READING
Movies: Halloween Horror Party and Suicide Country
TV Shows: Life in Mushroom City
Games: Mario, Sonic, Zelda, Pikmin, Star Fox, Pokemon...
Like Pages: We love Mario, Mario is da best superhero evar, Super Mario Club, All About Mario, Mario Mario Mario and 20 more pages.
Mario Mario: Mamma mia! This site looks super confusing! D:
Mario Mario is now friends with Yoshi Pucha, Luigi Mario, Princess Toadstool Peach and 4,800 other people.
Princess Toadstool Peach - Mario Mario: Hey Mario! Glad you finally got a facebook. We've all been waiting for you to get one.
-Mario Mario: Awww, shucks guys. You're all too kind.
Princess Daisy likes this.
-King Bowser Koopa: But I'm not.
-Yoshi Pucha: The entire universe knows that, Bowser.
Dixie Kong and 3,358 other people like this.
-King Bowser Koopa: Stfu Yoshi.
-Princess Daisy: WTF? Mario, why would you add Bowser as a friend?
Donkey Kong likes this.
-Mario Mario: ...Oh. I didn't realize I added him. See, I got like a billion friend requests right after I joined so I kinda just added whoever requested me.
-Wario Wario: LOL. Why would Bowser of all people want to be your friend on facebook?
Toad (Insert last name here) and 676 other people like this.
-King Bowser Koopa: That's none of your business, you wideload.
-Luigi Mario: Wait a second...why do we ALL have Bowser as a friend on here?
-Princess Daisy: ...
Toad (Insert last name here) and 500,000 other people like this.
Toad (Insert last name here): Can anyone come with suggestions for a last name for me please? I feel naked without one!
-Diddy Kong: Think of an anime name then put it there. That's always the best way!
Princess Daisy likes this.
-Toad (Insert last name here): Hm...anime, huh? That's so...anime though...eh, I'll get over it. OK, from now on I shall be known as TOAD SUZUKI!
Toad (Insert last name here) has now changed his name to Toad Suzuki.
-King Bowser Koopa: Worst. Name. Ever.
Mario Mario is now in a relationship with Princess Toadstool Peach.
Princess Daisy, Luigi Mario and 526,388 other people like this.
-Iggy Koopa: HA! I KNEW IT!
-Dixie Kong: Um...everyone's known it for years now...
-Waluigi Wario: Pwned.
Wario Wario and 1,500,720 others like this.
Donkey Kong is now in a relationship with Rosalina Star.
Princess Toadstool Peach and 303,451 others like this.
-Diddy Kong: WTF? YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS, DK!
-Dixie Kong: WHAAAAAAAT? GIVE ME THE DETAILS RIGHT NOW!
-Rosalina: Um...what? Just because we talk a lot doesn't mean we're in a relationship, DK. I don't even like you that way so take that off or else I'll block you.
-Donkey Kong: :(
Donkey Kong is now single.
Candy Kong likes this.
Waluigi Wario: Man, I am so underweight! I don't even understand how it came out to be like this too. I mean, I eat a lot every day so this shouldn't be happening!
-Princess Daisy: It's called bulimia.
Goombella Goomba and 909,714 others like this.
Wendy Koopa: Like my status if you think I'm in need of plastic surgery.
Flurrie Winds and 2,344,856,212 others like this.
-Wendy Koopa: UGH! YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH BITCHES! I'M GONNA GO EAT A BOWL OF PEANUTS!
Wario Wario and 1,816,719,033 others like this.
-Wendy Koopa: ...I'm allergic to peanuts.
Princess Daisy and 2,640,099,127 others like this.
-Wendy Koopa: WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY LOVE ME? [/self]
-Kammy Koopa: Lmfao.
Chain Chomp and 2,000,000,000 others like this.
Mario Mario listed Luigi Mario as his brother.
-Luigi Mario: About damn time.
King Bowser Koopa: Need to get my shell polished. Anyone know a good polishing center?
-Birdo Odrib: Yes. Just take a left turn at 5th avenue and go all the way to Meat Street and go past the McDonalds Mall till you get to Dairy King then make a right and stop as you see 'Bart's Polishing Center', which should be right next to Burger Queen and Out-n-In.
Yoshi Pucha likes this.
-King Bowser Koopa: ...WHAT?
Koops Koopa: OMG it's raining in Petalburg for once! And it's super cold too!
Goombella Goomba and Vivian Shaydes likes this.
-Koopie Koo: Hey babe, I'm coming over there in a minute so we can cuddle up and keep each other warm in bed. ;)
-Koops Koopa: Oh boy! I'll light some scented candles!
-Koopie Koo: And I'll bring some certain 'protection' just in case 'something' happens. ;)
-Wario Wario: Get a room.
Waluigi Wario and King Bowser Koopa likes this.
Princess Toadstool Peach: Bored at home, watching TV...ugh, nothing is on, as usual...
Bowser Jr.: Can I come over?
Princess Toadstool Peach has blocked Bowser Jr.
Princess Daisy and Mario Mario likes this.
Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad: I really should be doing homework right now but...I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO GIRL'S GENERATION! DX
Dixie Kong and 36 others like this.
-King Bowser Koopa: Pffft. Who needs homework? I sure didn't. That's why I dropped out of school. Didn't need it and I'm doing just fine now.
-Rosalina Star: And yet you wonder why your plans always fail.
Mario Mario and 1,540,911 others like this.
Goombella Goomba: OMFG THERE'S A HUGE RIOT GOING ON IN ROGUEPORT!
Kooper Koopa likes this.
-Miss Mowz: That's like the 20th riot this month. That's not news.
-Paper Yoshi: Wow, talk about being bitchy...
-Flurrie Winds: MISS MOWZ IS A SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
-Bobbery Boom: Go play in some traffic, Miss Mowz.
-Shadow Queen: GTFO you worthless excuse of a mouse.
Miss Mowz has now blocked Flurrie Winds, Paper Yoshi, Bobbery Boom and Shadow Queen.
Mario Mario: Hmm...Pauline sent me a friend request. Should I accept?
-Princess Daisy: HELL NO, DON'T TALK TO THAT BIATCH!
Luigi Mario and 95 others like this.
-Mario Mario: But...I haven't to talked her in years! And it seems like she wants to patch things up too...
-Yoshi Pucha: Don't do it Mario. That girl is trouble.
Princess Toadstool Peach and 102 others like this.
-King Bowser Koopa: DO IT!
-Dixie Kong: Shut up Bowser.
-Mario Mario: Well...I'm gonna do it only because I haven't talked her in a long time. If she causes any trouble though, I will block her and delete her.
-Luigi Mario: *facepalms*
Toad Suzuki and 1,012 others like this.
Mario Mario is now friends with Pauline Toyokawa.
-Toadette Toadina-Joanie Toad: DISLIKE!
Diddy Kong and 2,011 others like this.
Miss Mowz: Screw what people think, I'm a do what makes ME happy! :D
Princess Toadstool Peach and 20 others like this.
-Wendy Koopa: Does that include stealing things from people and places for no good reason?
-Kammy Koopa: And acting slutty a lot?
-Shy Guy: And stalking guys?
-Sushie Fishie: And stealing my chocolate pudding without my permission?
-Sonic the Hedgehog: And trying to hack my facebook account?
Miss Mowz has now blocked Wendy Koopa, Kammy Koopa, Shy Guy, Sushie Fishie and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Chain Chomp: Bark bark.
Hammer Bro and 4,514,890,200 others like this.
EOC.
So, what do you think of it so far? Please review and tell me any suggestions for what I could include or not include in future chapters. :) Also, a Halloween fic by yours truly will be uploaded in a few days so don't forget to check that out.