Hetalia Newscast!

AN: Hi Hi! I'm back with probably more nonsense because, for some reason, when listening to happy music, I just can't help but write random stuff with humor!

England: Just get to the point!

Me: (Pulls off an America (the episode where he trips on a banana peel and flies towards England)) IIIIIGGGGYYYYY~! ACK- (faceplant, like that wasn't obvious) ouchie...

England: Stupid git... CiCi doesn't own Hetalia! If she did the world would be reduced to facepalm worthy idiots!

A blonde tapped the microphone in fornt of him. "Um, is this thing on? Helllooo?...1 2 3? GUYS! THE MIC ISN'T WORKING!" He shouted to no one in particular.

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT, GIT!" The cameraman shouted back, seemingly pissed. The reporter looked at him with a smile. "Why, of course I have to, Artie! Your so old, you could be deaf and you wouldn't know it~" Blondie replied, smile still one his face. 'Artie' just quirked a massive eyebrow. "What do you mean, old? Your just about as old as me, Alfred! And that's Arthur to you!" Arthur snapped, almost throwing the camera at the idiot in front of him.

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Another blonde shouted at the two. "This is supposed to be a respectable newscast so behave!" He continued. "Ludwig..." The arguing duo separated, the Brit looking thoroughly ashamed. "I'm so sorry Ludwig..." he apologized, head bent down.

"DOITSUUUUUUUU! HELP MEEEEEE!" A brunette, finally, appeared; launching himself at Ludwig, clinging tightly and sobbing into the man's shirt. "Ack- Feliciano, please let go..." Ludwig tried to shake out of Feliciano's hold, but he wasn't allowed. It was so bad, you could practically hear the words 'ACESS DENIED' in the background. "B-B-But, Ludwig, Francis is trying to huuuuuurrrrrrrrttttttttt meeeeeeeeeeeee!" He yelled in the poor man's ear, almost making no sence at all. "Wait, that French bastard did what?" He looked like he was going into a violent stage, and at moment, Alfred figured out how to make the microphone work. "Heeeeeeeyyyyyyy! I fixed the camera! GUYS! THE CAMERA'S WORKING NOW! WE CAN START!... Um, are you guys even listening?" He tried to proclaim, but failed. "Oh well, the show must go on..."

AN: Hey, how was that? I think it was so short, it made Sealand look tall, but this is just the intro... I also have friends who are going to gather news from around the world, but you guys can post sugestions, too...

Please R&R! It makes chapters come faster!