Hey Priscilla Fans! This is my first attempt writing for this show, and I'm sad to say it's short and simple…but I enjoyed writing it!

Disclaimer: I, sadly, do NOT own Priscilla Queen of the Desert (movie or musical).

Adam Whitely. Adam. "Man, of the Earth." That may be my name, but that's not who I am, and it never will be. "Of the Earth"? That's much to dull for someone like me. I'm glitz and glamor, tits and feathers, sequins and showbiz…not Earth, but beyond. I'm so good, I'm out of this world, not "of" it! I was never the fellow my parents wanted me to bee. I couldn't be jolly little Adam. It didn't feel right. Something was missing. I wasn't happy. So I changed it. Felicia Jollygoodfellow. Now that's a name! It has appeal, it has fun, it has life! I can be Felicia. She strengthens me. Adam, man of the Earth, can hide under the dazzle of Felicia and me spectacular. With a name like this, I can finally be who I want, have what I want. Felicia Jollygoodfellow. Felicia. "Happiness"