Crewman Horndog screws his way through the Schwartzwelt
by Cyberchao X

Disclaimer: The Shin Megami Tensei series is property of Atlus.

CCX: So, this is going to be a kind of unconventional fanfic, in that while the dialogue will obviously be made up by me (like most player characters, the SMT:SJ protagonist isn't terribly chatty in-game), but this will be based around an actual playthrough. Given how badly my previous attempts at conventional playthrough topics on forums have gone, this probably means it will turn out horribly. But, of course, this also means that for my very first New Game Plus (I actually got this idea before I even managed to finish the game, and decided I'd do this for my second playthrough), I'm imposing unnecessary restrictions on myself. So, hopefully my quest to chronicle the adventures of Crewman Randy Horndog as he attempts to build a demonic harem will be successful and enjoyable.

Chapter 1: Enter the Horndog

Personality Test:

"Scenario 1: You are the sole survivor on a battlefield. You are hidden, with no ammunition in your pistol. You detect a single enemy approaching. How will you deal with this enemy, equipped with only an empty gun?"

Use whatever's handy. Hopefully I have a knife as well, although I'd hit him with the empty gun if necessary.

"Scenario 2: When infiltrating enemy territory, you spot the man who killed your comrade and closest friend. You can kill him easily, but the gunshot will expose you and your infiltration will be compromised. Will you avenge your friend or focus on your objective?"

The mission. If this guy had taken away something worth avenging, he'd be dead already.

"Scenario 3: You have been in a remote area on a mission and your relief has not arrived on schedule. You can abort the mission and go home now, but you have enough supplies to stay here longer. What do you do?"

Depends on if I've got a date lined up for the night. What's up with this personality test, anyway?

"Scenario 4: You are piloting a helicopter to refuel. En route, an ally under attack requests help. You can help him, but it will take your remaining fuel, and it will be difficult to leave afterward. Other pilots have also received the distress signal, but you are the closest to his position. What will you do with the fuel you have left?"

Obviously I've got to worry about my own hide. Refuel.

"Scenario 5: On a mission in occupied territory, you are asked whether to capture a religious leader who may be a spy. Catching a spy may be a great achievement, but the people may riot if this leader is captured. How will you approach the religious leader suspect of spying?"

Same as any other potential spy.

"Final question. Scenario 6: You have been sent to the Schwarzwelt, where conditions are expected to be harsh. Yet you have advanced equipment, a strong ship, the latest tech, and dependable comrades. Will the Schwarzwelt investigation mission succeed?"

How the hell should I know?

"Input error. Please enter your answer again."

What the fuck? Ah, I get it, I'm supposed to play the optimist and say "Of course it will succeed!" Damnit, there'd better be some worthwhile babes on the Red Sprite…

The mission begins…horribly.

"What the fuck? This isn't the Red Sprite! Who are you?"

"What fruitless things do humans attempt…"

"Do they know who it is they are dealing with?"

"They cannot. If they did, they would not attempt this…"

"'Tis true. After all, there is no stopping the world's end…"

"World's end? What are you talking about? Can you even hear me?"

"Hmm… It seems one of them has found his way in here."

Well, I guess this means that I am physically here…wherever "here" is.

"Leave him. He is but a soul that will soon crumble."

"No… no, this man… he may prove interesting."

"Not interested."

"Now that you mention it… he does look like a hardy one."

"Really not interested, though I'm flattered."

"His soul will not be devoured so easily."

"Okay…now you're just scaring me."

"…Horndog! Horndog! … Alright, he's breathing again! We can rest easy now!"

What…just…happened?

"M-Man down! We're under attack! One officer down… unknown assailant…!"

"Terry! What's going on?" the commander asked.

"…I can't see him! I can't tell who's attacking us…! Wh-what do we do? Commander, your orders, please! …! Another man down! Whaa! -Argh- …Ahhh… …ugh…"

…And of course, it falls on me to investigate. Horndog went to the deck and met up with Terry, who apparently hadn't died after all. Terry started up the subreactor, but then one of the other strike team members was attacked by something invisible. Suddenly, as another strike team member fell, Horndog received something called the Demon Summoning Program. Two foul Slimes attacked. "Nasty…but apparently, very weak against elemental attacks." A few Fire Shots easily cleared them out. Horndog reported back to the command room and found out that this program allowed him to control demons as well. Hmm…I wonder… Before Horndog could get too absorbed in his fantasies of dominating big-busted, leather-clad demonesses, however, there was another SOS from the medical staff. However, when he went to the sickbay, he was told to go heal himself. "Isn't that what the sickbay is for?" (Note: This really happens in the game. Well, not the protagonist's snarky response, but the "go heal yourself" thing turning you away from the sickbay.) He went to the lab instead, and received some medicine. Huh…she's kinda cute. Maybe once things get a bit less hectic… Now fully healed, he found more slimes in the sickbay, and dispatched them the same way, leveling up his Demonica in the process. He then disembarked to Sector Antlia. Shortly after arriving, a strange demon started speaking in symbols.

"What the…"

"Oh, sorry. I need to do this so you can see me, huh? Ummm… Hi there, human! I'm pretty interested in you guys. So c'mon, let's play!"

"The…feeling's mutual," Horndog replied, wondering whether it would be possible to fuck something as small as the pixie that stood, or rather flew, before him. It clearly had the proportions of an adult female, but…

The pixie joined Horndog. "I could come to enjoy this place…"

CCX: Now obviously, with this being a New Game Plus, I could obviously summon up a bunch of high-level demons…but for accuracy's sake, I won't summon anything I couldn't normally get at a given point. Still, I'm sure you already see the problem with me and playthrough topics—my compulsive need to type up everything that happens as soon as it happens. Ja ne!