"You keep telling yourself that, bitch," Dean spoke up angrily.
"You don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about, hunter," She said the word as if it was poison on her tongue. "Do you honestly think that Damon would stay with you over me?"
"I don't know, but I sure as hell know that neither of them would choose you over Elena," Dean retorted. "And I'm new here, that's how obvious this."
"Oh, Sweetie. Don't push your way into conversations that you don't understand," Katherine said, heading over and grabbing Dean by the chin. "It's quiet time right now for you, the grownups are talking."
"Don't touch me, bitch," Dean said, slapping her hand away before turning towards the Salvatores. "Why the hell are we talking to her when we could be killing her?"
"Yeah," Katherine said in agreement as she turned back towards the pair. "If you really want me dead as much as you two claim that you do, then why are you just sitting there when you could be trying to kill me right now? Is it maybe because you both know that you could never really go through with killing me? Is it because as much as you deny it, you still have feelings for me? Or is it just because you know that I am way stronger than you and I could have all of your pets dead and you pinned to the ground before you could count to three?"
Damon growled and got up from the couch to lunge at her, fangs first, prepared to rip her throat out.
Katherine moved out of the way at the very last second as she ran off, leaving Damon standing there awkwardly as he let his face return to normal.
"Well that got us absolutely nowhere," Sam commented.
Damon sat back down next to Dean with an unhappy look on his face.
A second later, Stefan's phone beeped signalling that he had a new text message. He looked down at his phone to see that it was from an unknown number.
"One of you had better sleep with me if you want me to stop dropping bodies. Do you really think that you could handle having all of those bodies on your hands? We all know how well you react to guilt, Stefan. -Kat," Stefan read out loud glumly.
"Hold on a second," Dean said, clearly amused and horrified at the same time. "She is actually killing people just because she wants to get in you guys' pants? ...Great..."
"So what are we going to do?" Stefan asked, looking over to his brother.
"Well I guess that you're just going to have to take one for the team," Damon commented with a casual shrug.
"Me?" Stefan asked. "Why do I have to sleep with her? I'm not the one who waited a century and a half for her. I've been over her for way longer. And besides, I'm with Elena. You sleep with her."
"Clearly it's you that she wants more if she's sending you the text," Damon argued. "With the specific message about guilt directed to you. And I hate her more than you do for not being in the tomb. You do her. And your point about Elena is completely unfair when I'm with Dean."
Stefan laughed in his brother's face.
"Everyone here knows that your 'relationship' with Dean is complete bullshit and a cry for attention because you're bored," Stefan replied. "And she said 'one of you' at the start of the message. Clearly she's willing to take either one. Maybe she wants you and she just figures that you're more likely to sleep with her if she texts me instead of you so that you don't just ignore it and let her keep dropping bodies."
"You make a good point," Damon pointed out. "Maybe I will just ignore her and let her keep dropping bodies. I mean of course that is unless you want to go sleep with her and stop the body count."
"We aren't just going to let her keep killing people," Sam argued.
"I don't know," Damon replied. "Are we, Stefan?"
"Shut up Damon," Stefan responded. "We both know that you probably want to go sleep with her because it's the closest to Elena that you'll ever get. You're probably going to end up sleeping with her and pretending that she's Elena in the end whether she's blackmailing you into it or not."
"Oh that is so not-" Damon began to yell before he was cut off.
"Both of you stop!" Elena shouted sternly. "Don't you get it? This is exactly what she wants. She wants you two at each other's throats again. You can't just sit here and keep fighting just like she wants you to."
"So what do you propose then, Elena?" Damon asked. "Do you have a solution to who sleeps with her?"
A/N: Please read and review! I hope that you enjoyed the update and thanks for reading!
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