Kitty: Sorry for the delay guise , I was sick.

Sasuke: Wtf ? Guise ?

Sakura: Another word for guys.

Sasuke: *Scoff* thats stupid.

Naruto: GUUUUUIIIIIIIISSSSSSSEEEEEEE.

Kitty: -_-". Anyways , enjoy chapter two ~

Sasuke: Kitten dosent own Naruto. God knows what would happen if she did *shudder*.

Last Friday night , yea we danced on table tops and we took too many shots.

"U-Uh , Sakura maybe you should s-sit down , people are starring" Stuttered the nervous Blond.

You see , he didnt know that Sakura was such a light drinker , he should have noticed after the first 15 shots she had , she wasn't acting quiet right.

And now , it lead to her dancing on the table singing to Peacock from Kay Perry.

"I WANNA SEE YOUR PEACOCK COCK COCK , YOUR PEACOCK ~" Sakura slurred , dancing wildley.

Naruto gently grabbed her hand , wanting her to get off the table since people had begun to take out their cellphones and record video's and pictures.

"MAKE ME MR FOX."

Naruto blinked.

"Mr Fox ? the fuck ?"

Sakura giggled , nodding. "Yup , Mr FOXEH ~!"

Naruto sighed , grasping Sakura's wrist rather tightly and attempted to pull her down.

"C'mon Sakura ! Your too drunk , get off the table !"

And so , the drunk Sakura did what any other Drunk person would do in this situation.

"RAPE , HELP ME , THIS MAN IS TRYING TO RAPE ME !"

Everyone gasped , the room soon filled with whispers.

"Teenage boy , release the fair Maiden!" Yelled one chubby man in a suite , top hat and a very large mustache.

Scratching the back of his neck nervously , he released his hold on the kunoichi , only to reach down for his blackberry and phone a certain someone.

"CUZ BABEH YOU A , C'MON SHOW'EM WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOUR WORTH MAKE'EM GO OH-

Suddenly Sasuke Uchiha bursted out of the door , looking pissed.

"Uh-oh" Sakura said outloud , quickly jumping off the table to only hide behind Naruto.

"HELP MEH MR. FOX , THE EMO-DUCK BUTT HURRED MAN WANTS TO EAT ME~!"

Naruto rolled his eyes before side-stepping away , leaving Sakura visible to the Raven-haired man.

Struting up to her ( Yes Uchiha's dont walk , they strut) He gave her a cold , long look.

"Sakura , you're drunk. Go home."

Sakura pouted chidlishly , poking her tounge out at him.

"I'm going to count up to three & if you're not in the car with the dobe then I'll have to do drastic measures."

Sakura scoffed , obviously not buying his weak-threat .

"One."

No reaction.

"Two"

Still no reaction.

"I'm warning you Sakura"

Sakura giggled.

"Three"

and with those final words , Sasuke hurled the emerald-eyes female over his shoulder and carried her to Naruto's vehicle.

Of course , she began to squirm and stuggle , trying to get free.

"SASUKE UCHIHA YOU LET ME GO THIS INSTANT , DAMN YOU."

"Well , if you insist."

Sasuke roughly dropped down Sakura on the passanger seat , where Naruto was already on the driver's seat , grinning ear to ear.

"Thanks Teme"

Sasuke smirked.

"Your welcome Dobe."

Later on in the morning Sakura had a hangover and apologized to both Naruto and sasuke.

Only to have the same thing happen the next night.

Think we kissed but I forgot.

"U-Umm , S-Suigetsu..."

"Y-Yea Karin ?"

"D-Did we kiss yesterday at that party ?"

Silence.

"I dont remember. Do you?" Asked he violet-eyed man.

Karin growled , throwing er hands up in the air in frustration.

"HELL , IF I KNEW I WOULD BE ASKING YOU NOW WOULD I ?"

Suigetsu flinched back at the sudden mood change of the red-haired girl only to laugh afterwards.

"Jeez no need to be so loud , and you wanna refresh your memory , Karin dearest ~?" Said Suigetsu , winking at her.

Karin flustered red , facing away from the man she knew as a 'pervert'.

Suigetsu sighed , wrapping his arms around her waist , resting his chin on her shoulder.

"Loooovveee You ~" He whispered againts the nape on her neck.

Finally giving in and smiling back in return she kissed the water-man on the lips ,after pulling away she replied

"I know ~"