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Of Pranks and Love

Chapter 1: It begins

It had taken 1 canary cream, 2 color changing hair and skin spells, 3 vision changing spells, and 12 exploding wands to finally push Draco Malfoy past his limit. Enough was enough! After potions class he cornered Fred and George in a rarely used hallway, while they were setting up a prank for Filch to set off. Two quick binding spells later Draco had his captives neatly tied up and he was ready for some explanations.

"What the hell are you two trying to do?" Draco demanded trying hard to maintain his temper. After all a Malfoy would never lose his temper.

"Hey George, do you reckon he thinks those pranks were ours?" asked Fred playfully, all the while trying to keep a straight face.

"Why Fred I do believe you are right. Although I have no idea why" replied George in the same mischievous manner.

"How could he possibly believe that we were the ones who changed his hair that delightful shade of fuchsia last Wednesday?" Said Fred.

"Or that we were the ones who switched his wand with one of Zonko's Amazing Exploding wands in transfiguration on Monday." taunted George.

"Or that we replaced all the tarts on the Slytherin dessert plate last Thursday to Canary Creams? Now that doesn't sound like something we would do, does it?" Fred asked.

"Enough" Draco shouted, finally losing his temper "I know it was you two and I demand that you tell me why!"

"Why?" mimicked the twins at the same time. Then they both exchanged impish grins with one another.

"Why that's easy." Said Fred mischievously. All of the sudden Draco felt his wand fly out of his hand and he spun around to watch it land with a clatter two feet behind him in the corridor.

"You see my dear Draco" Grinned George, mysteriously untied.

"We've been watching you for some time now" Continued Fred, also untied. Both of the twins were taking predatory steps towards the now uncharacteristically nervous Draco as he backed down the hallway.

"And we have come to the unanimous"

"And indisputable conclusion"

"That we should"

"And will"

"Date You!" finished both of the twins with huge grins. For a moment everything was still as Draco processed what they were saying. Then it finally dawned on him and his first instinct was to turn and run. So that what the great Draco Malfoy did. Well, or at least tried to do. Before he even took his first step in flight he was yanked back into the strong arms of one of the twins and his lips were met with the lips of the other.

Then everything became slightly overwhelming for Draco. He was being kissed by first one twin and then he was turned around in their arms to kiss the other. Then suddenly it all stopped and he was released quite suddenly by the both of them.

Still disoriented he slowly turned to find out why the twins had stopped so suddenly, only to find one very unhappy Severus Snape.

"What Exactly are you three doing out here in the halls" Snape drawled with a slight edge to his voice "Shouldn't you be in class?"

"Why I do believe that was where we were headed, wasn't it George?" Said Fred mischievously.

"Quite right you are Fred, so we'll just be on our way now professor." Said George with a wink to Draco, as he and Fred turned on their heels and started down the hall.

This of course left Draco with Snape, which was rather embarrassing considering what had just happened. Godfather or not Draco did NOT want to try and explain this.

"Severus, I…" started Draco, trying to come up with a hasty excuse.

"I do not want to hear about your dating life Draco. Now get back to class" Interrupted Severus.

"Yes Sir" responded Draco and he turned, in the opposite direction of the twins, and fled down the hall. He had a lot to think about.

Later that evening found Draco on the Quidditch pitch for practice. And since Malfoy's were never late, Draco was an hour early. This placed him rather conveniently for the twins' next advance.

While Draco was changing into his practice uniform he was thinking furiously over the 'incident', which is what he had decided to call the phenomenon that had happened earlier in the day with the Weasley twins.

'What the HELL was that' was the first thing that came to Draco's mind, with the next thought being 'Why me? Out of everyone in Hogwarts why did they single me out?'

The whole 'incident' was rather confusing for the Slytherin. He had never really interacted with the Weasley's before, beyond that of fighting with Potter's friend, Ronald, of course. He knew their reputation though. The most prominent and successful pranksters in all of Hogwarts history. They were notoriously mischievous and extremely sly. It was said that they even managed to pull a prank on the ghost of Nearly-Headless Nick, but no one knew what it was and the ghost wasn't saying.

Of course Draco knew of the Weasley clan, and although it was rumored that Draco despised all of the Weasley's, he really only disliked Ronald and the youngest girl. He disliked Ronald more for his utter lack of composure in situations as well as his extremely volatile temper, rather than his family name and status. Both of those traits would have been seen as a downright disgrace to the Malfoy name. A Malfoy was to be composed at all times, with his temper held tightly behind his public mask. Malfoy's did not disgrace themselves in front of anyone. As for the youngest Weasley, he merely disliked her on principal because she was dating Potter.

All of this brought up the question yet again of 'Why me?', and while Malfoy was musing on this question he missed the entrance of two others into the changing room. The two newcomers were no other then the twins Draco was currently arguing with himself over and they knew a golden opportunity when they saw one.

Without making a sound they slunk up on either side of the thinking Malfoy. There they paused a minute before grabbing him together. With a twin on each side, Draco suddenly found himself engulfed in an enormous bear hug. He panicked for a few seconds and almost managed to grab his wand off the bench, before realizing who had a hold of him.

"You look so cute when you think too hard" joked George.

"If you had thought any harder I'm sure we would have seen smoke billowing from your ears" laughed Fred, quickly placing a kiss on Draco's cheek.

"What are you doing? Let me go" Draco said as he struggled to get free.

"We never got an answer to our proposal earlier today" stated Fred "as you know we were so rudely interrupted by Snape."

"What proposal?"

"We did ask you to date us you know, and as gentleman we would like a response" George said trying to act aristocratic, as he and Fred released Draco from their hug, "So we decided to track you down."

"Oh" said Draco rather dumbfounded "Wait you didn't ask me to date you! You just said that you were going to!"

"Oh how rude of us Fred! We should have been politer to Mr. Malfoy." Said George, acting horrified at their previous behavior.

"I do believe you are right George" Fred said while trying to imitate George's aristocratic manner "I suppose we should ask him properly."

"Quite right"

"Draco Malfoy" started the twins together turning to face Draco directly "Will you do us the honor of going on a date with us?"

Draco could only stare for a moment before he composed himself "I...". For once in Draco Malfoy's life he was completely speechless. He knew that his response should have been an immediate no, but he had to admit that he was intrigued by these twins. They definitely weren't what he had expected and a deeper, more adventurous part of him wanted to see what it would be like to have a relationship with them. That more adventurous side of Draco was the one that made him hesitate. In all honesty Draco was not sure if he wanted to find out more about the twins or not but that deeper part of him at least wanted to give it a try.

Then the Twins, being as impatient as they are, decided to tease Draco just a little bit more. Draco found himself once again pulled from his thoughts abruptly, but this time it was because George had pushed him down to straddle Fred's lap on the bench. Draco's attention was now fully focused on Fred's mouth which was now just centimeters away from his own. And without any though he found himself being drawing closer until he ended up in a kiss with Fred. It was a sweet, chaste kiss and it lasted only a second before Draco was pulled towards George for another kiss. The second kiss had more fire behind it but it was just as sweet and Draco was almost lost in it until his senses returned and he pulled back, abruptly breaking the kiss.

The three of them sat in silence for what felt like an eternity, but was merely a second, before Draco leapt off of Fred's lap and ran out of the room and across the quidditch patch as fast as his legs would go.

The twins watched him go bemused. They then looked at each other and through unspoken communication got up to leave.

"I think we may have panicked him George" said Fred with a slight worry edging his voice.

"Not at all Fred" Replied George with a smile "We just gave him something to think about."

AN- So this is a new story. Please be nice. Review. The whole shebang. =P also if my fluff/whatever else sucks I apologize, but this is mostly for my enjoyment so all of you haters can suck it. Mmkay? Also if there are errors you can point them out if you'd like or you can ignore them. Whichever floats your boat.

Thanks, Sam

No but seriously, please review if you like it and want me to continue =D