Percy woke up with a long loud yawn. Then he realized he wasn't in his bed. He was in a huge white room, like the ones for mental patents. Nico, Annabeth, Clarisse, Thalia, Jason, Leo, Piper, Frank, and Hazel where lying about the room looking bored out of there minds. "Finally! He's awake!" Annabeth exclaimed.

"He would have been awake three hours ago if you would have let electrocute him." Thalia grumbled. Nico jumped up and grabbed her by the shirt; "She said if you woke him up, she would tase us! I will not be tasered again!"

Percy stood up and walked towards the rest of the group. "What going on? Where are we? And who's going to tase Nico?" Leo gulped, "Tally." Just when Percy was going to ask who the heck Tally was, a bright light blinded them all. As it faded, there was a girl in its place.

She was a skinny girl with brown hair and brown eyes. She wore jeans and a Camp Half-Blood shirt. On her left was a little boy, about six wearing the same exact thing.

"I'm Tally! And I couldn't have your friends wake you because you look so cute when you sleep." Percy stepped back. "Great. She brought him." Clarisse groaned. Percy looked at the little boy. There seemed to be nothing wrong with him, why Clarisse hate him? The boy brought out Clarisse's spear Lamer and pointed it threateningly at her, "Don't make me hurt you Clarisse."

Piper stepped towards the boy, she thought she could reason with him. "Maxwell, honey. Why don't you down the spear?" She said as she tried to take it from him. "Why don't I stab you in the face?" He yelled as he snatched the spear back.

Tally smacked her across the face, "Piper! You know Maxwell hates you! Go sit in the corner!" She lectured. Reluctantly Piper did as she was told. By this point Percy had had enough. "What is going on? Who are you?" Tally giggled, "Goodness, your hot. I'm Tally and this is my imagination. I stole you from your world and brought you here, where I can hold you against your free will! Isn't that great?"

Percy gaped and turned to the other who looked scared enough to pee themselves. "And who's that?" He pointed at Maxwell who was being held by Hazel who didn't seem to mind. "That's Tally's soul. He hates all of us except Hazel and Nico." Annabeth explained.

"Gosh, Annabeth! Why do you have to be such a Smart A**?" Maxwell demanded. "Language." Hazel said sternly. Maxwell pouted then turn to Hazel, "I'm sorry. Sorry Annabeth, I meant Smart butt." Percy was more confused then ever, "So your soul is a six year old boy?" "Yes." Tally smiled.

"How that even possible?" Leo snapped and grabbed Percy and shook him, "How is anything in here possible, man! Just get us out! Get us away from that evil witch and her spawn!" Tally gave a disappointed look and said, "I like trains." Out of no where a train came and ran over Leo. "Leo!" Piper screamed.

"Oh can it princess! Like she would really kill him. She wants you two get married and have beautiful babies or something." Maxwell said rolling his eyes. Tally grinned, "You two would make beautiful babies." Percy began to get scared and reached for Riptide. "Ah, I wouldn't if I were you. Ask Jason." Tally in formed him. Percy looked at Jason, who was in the fetal position saying, "So many trains." Over and over again. "So what's today's torturement?" Thalia grumbled. Tally frowned.

"Thalia, torturement is not a word. Gosh your so retarded! No wonder Jason is your brother! And since you asked, today is your lucky day! I curse you to fall desperately in love with Frank." She snapped her fingers and Thalia crumbled to the ground. "What? Why me?" Frank squeaked. "Percy's female equivalent my a**" Tally muttered and spit on Thalia. Then she turned to Frank, "Sorry Frank you're the first name that popped into my mind."

"Tally! But then she might try to steal him away from Hazel!" Maxwell cried and held Hazel tighter. He was defiantly Tally's soul, Percy concluded. "That's the point! It causes- Uhg where's my remote?" Tally began searching her pockets. She pulled out a CD, gum wrapper, puppy, toy lizard, and Demi Lavato. "OMG! What am I doing here? I'm suppose to be at rehab- I mean my parents house." Tally stared right at her and said, "I like trains."

A train came out of no where and hit her. Percy gulped. "She is going to be okay? Right?" He asked Maxwell. "Unlike Leo, Tally hates her. You do the math." Frank turned green, "I think I'm going to be sick." "No puking! You know the rules Frank! Annabeth! Where is my remote?" Tally demanded.

Annabeth sighed, "Next to your foot." Tally looked down and there it was. "Oh. I knew that. Anyway, as I was saying, it causes" Tally pushes the top right button and it said, "D-D-D-RAMA!" Maxwell clapped his hands, "Yay! I love that button!"

Piper felt Thalia's forehead. "Is she ever going to wake up?" "I told you to stay in your corner! Leo take her there and make her stay!"

Leo smiled and dragged Piper back to the corner and sat on her. You could tell this was the most fun he's had this whole time. "Nico! Come here." Nico slowly inched towards Tally. "Will you make me an awesome sword?" Nico looked confused, "Couldn't you just, I don't know poof one up?" Tally laughed and messed up Nico's hair, "These are one of things I'll have to tell you when your older. Just make me a sword Nico." "B-but how am I suppose-" "Just make me a sword!" Tally screamed.

Nico nodded and ran behind Annabeth to hide. Tally sighed, "Jason if you don't quit mumbling to yourself I will burn you to the stake!" Jason looked as if he would burst out in tears. "What a baby. What a retarded baby." Maxwell stated. Hazel cracked a smile, this kid was very cute in his own way. Suddenly Thalia began moaning. "Crap. I thought she'd be out longer then that." Tally complained.

"She's sounds like she's doing it. Badly." Maxwell stated. Everyone, even little retard Jason began laughing. "Frank?" Thalia spoke as her eyes fluttered open.

I have nothing against mentally challenged people, I just really don't like Thalia and Jason. Everyone else is cool. And people who like Demi, I do not mean to offend. Plz suggest some things for me to do to my dear victims. I really am having fun writing this, a lot more then I think I should. Haha, whatever. R&R! I do not own PJO or the hero's of Olympus. XOXO Tally

(I added that last part because I think that would be something Tally would do)