A/N: Don't ask me why I had to do this. I just did. This. Is. Crack. All of it. Well, mostly. The part about Dean eating is VERY canon.

Discalimer: I don't own Supernatural.

Warnings: So. Much. CRACK!

Dean sat at his laptop, reading over all the documents he'd written but never posted. Holy crows! He had a finished hunt- that Chuck hadn't written- from over a year ago. Why the eff hadn't he posted this on fanfiction dot net yet?

Seriously, why hadn't he done that? He thought over the past year and really wanted to slap himself. Averting the Apocalypse seemed more important at the time. Pfft! What was he thinking? He quickly posted the entire story and then went to troll Tumblr.

The first thing he did?

He posted a Post.

Dear Tumblr 'Verse,

I posted a new fanfiction. An ENTIRE fanfiction. Go check it out. *me gusta*

Then?

He ate some snacks and refreshed Tumblr as often as he possibly could. Then he went and put some comments in a bunch of people's Ask Boxes. Aww yeeeah, Dean thought, I have no life.

Dear Tumblr 'Verse,

I regret nothing.