Disclaimer: I do not own Junjou Romantica.

"Professor," the brunette professor said, observing the scene before him in their office. "What are you doing?"

"It's nothing. Just ignore us." Miyagi's greedy hands winded around a blonde, teenage boy's slim waist. Small wrists were being constricted above his head, tight to a useless horizontal pole. That kid's bare torso was clearly being used by that man, yet no protests were heard.

Hiroki didn't want to look when he heard muffled groans, slapping tongues.

"Mm... Miyagi..."

The assistant collected some folders. Heard pleasure. Walked out. Locked the door. Left.

Just another, average day at work.

Author's note: I don't know how often I might update these, so please bear with me. This is exactly 100 words, without this note or the disclaimer. I'll try to make them all 100 words... but we'll see.

Interesting fact: A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.