Hey Gang/Hommies/Minions/BFFs,

Due to the overwhelming amount of story subscriptions and favs this one-shot received (you guys are awesome), I thought I should drop a line to let you all know that the other four parts to this five part series will be published as separate stories, rather than additional chapters to Pertinence, His Mother Said.

So if you'd like to aboard that boat, I'd recommend author alert. If you don't, make yourself a sandwich or something and chill. We all need a little more sandwiches and chillin' in our lives.

Oh, and I've just published 2/5. So go check it out on the ol' profile. Now. Drop everything. Literally. See the chandelier avatar? Click it. Now.

Sorry. I'll stop bullying you all now.

Keep cool, kids.

xo Schnook