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Special: Words I never wrote part 1
Dedicated to anyone who has lost their fics
~White Room~
BGM: The Avengers Theme - The Avengers (The Score) [Alan Silvestri]
-Slam-
Six figures looked up as Rebuke strode into the room with a scowl planted firmly on his face. Leaning on a wall, Rebuke glanced at the room's occupants he sighed before speaking in a grave tone.
"Do you know why I have called you here?"
"Cause you were bored-ttebayo." A blonde haired man said while leaning on his chair. Rebuke shook his head as an orange-haired swordsman face-palmed.
"Are you fucking serious?" Ichigo groaned making Naruto narrow his eyes at him.
"Yo, what's your deal?"
"My deal is that it's obviously something important, or can you not read the atmosphere?" Ichigo stated simply.
"Enough. The reason I have called you here is that we are facing a threat that may rival that of Judgment Day." Rebuke said grimly making everyone turn their attention to him.
"…?"
"Good question Red." Rebuke complimented as everyone else tried to figure out how they had understood the silent ten year old. "This concerns you because this threat is destroying the alternate realities of your home world."
"…"
"We are going to try, which is why I have called you here. The seven of us are going to temporarily reform an old group of mine known as X7." This made Naruto narrow his eyes at the white-haired male.
"It seems a little desperate seeing as the only living members of the original group are you, me, and Ichigo."
"This threat has made me very desperate, but first I think we should do a head count to see who were working with." Rebuke told the room before pointing at the boy.
"First we have Pokémon Master Red, he controls countless of powerful beasts to do his bidding." Rebuke introduced.
"…"
"Okay how can we understand him when he says nothing, and also how powerful are we talking. Seriously this kid has got to be like ten years old." Ichigo asked incredulously as Naruto nodded his agreement.
"This kid is as old as you; he agreed to let me make him younger so he could save his world." Rebuke stated making Ichigo grin sheepishly. "Many of his creatures control the elements, but some control reality itself." Everyone looked at the kid with a little more respect, as Rebuke continued.
"Next we have a triple S-class threat, with a pray on sight order. He is the leader of a Ninja village. He is Konoha's Orange Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze." Naruto grinned at his introduction. "Ha beat that carrot top." Ichigo just shook his head amused.
"Now we have Ichigo Kurosaki, I'll keep it simple he became one of the most power gods of death at the tender age of sixteen…and he's not even fucking dead yet." Ichigo smirked at Naruto who yawned.
"Not bad, I'll give you that-ttebayo."
"Now we have the first of my own personal protégé's Maaka Oro, He is a Master Soldier who's combat experience and reaction time even gives me a run for my money when we spar."
"Howdy." A man with a cowboy hat said.
"We should spar sometime." Naruto said raising an eyebrow at the supposedly pinnacle of soldiers.
He got a shark toothed grin in response.
"My second Protégé, Lexie" Rebuke pointed to a blue-eyed, blond haired girl, who had crimson pixie wings. "She's a blood pixie, controls fire and blood, DON'T. PISS. HER. OFF." Rebuke yelled with a shiver. "She can honestly melt you from the inside out."
"And finally there is me. The master of games, and a current owner of the Fool arcana."
"Umm what about her." Ichigo asked as he pointed a blind-folded woman with ebony wings and waist length black hair. He raised an eyebrow as Rebuke, Maaka, and Lexie groaned at the mention of the black toga wearing woman.
"How do I put this she's a temporary ally who has some questionable motives in life."
"Put it simple. I'm going to kill everyone in this room, and for two of you it will be a second time." The woman said as she finished her sentence by looking at Ichigo and Naruto. Naruto, who unlike Ichigo, regained his past memories and glared at Rebuke.
"What the hell man she put a spear through my chest and made my sister explode. Or did you forget that shit?"
"I'm very desperate."
"How can we even trust her."
"Lying is beneath me, and I don't want to be erased just yet so I'll allow myself to help you out." Naruto glared but sat down.
"Anyway there are six enemies we need to kill before we can find out who is responsible. I'll send you to your respective worlds and you will take them out, understood? Failure is not an option." The other six looked at him as he finished his speech.
"…" Red turned away.
"You can count on me-ttebayo" Naruto yelled enthusiastically.
"I'll do it to protect my friends." Ichigo said determined.
"Nothin' better to do." Maaka said with a shrug.
"I don't get paid enough for this." Lexie sighed
"Sooner, I kill the enemy, the sooner I kill you."
"We will meet back here in an hour, hurry!" They nodded before they faded away into thin air. Rebuke sighed before turning to a screen. "It comes down to this huh?"
"Fourth Wall: Break in case of emergencies"
*CRASH*
Rebuke took a deep breath before beginning.
"Listen you cock-sucking mother fuckers, it was one thing when you deleted stories that actually had too much adult content, and even then someone would have to go out of their way to read them because M-rated stories are not only marked as mature, but fucking filtered automatically when you first look at a category, but now it's going a little too far." Rebuke shook his head as he sat down.
"You know how many p.m.'s I have received because people were scared of my stories getting taken down? One-hundred and fucking fifty seven, and they have a good reason too after all if fucking Naruto reads Naruto was taken down what hope does this fic have exactly? I'll tell you NONE.
"Hell after this I'm pretty sure some ass is going to delete this because I'm calling you out but guess what!" Rebuke raises empty hand in front of him "You know what this is? This is the amount of fucks I give."
"If this gets deleted 'I'll just post on another site simple, I'm not a noob I have all my chapters on my computers so go ahead. Limit my free speech if you are feeling unconstitutional. It'' only serve to help me because my readers will see how messed up you are." Rebuke gave one last sad smile to his fans.
"Not sure if this will be the last time I see you guys on this site, guess I'll find out by the end of this week if my stories and/or account are still up. What can I say? It has been fun" Rebuke gave one more smile as a tear slipped from his eye. "IF my stories have taught you anything hopefully, it was to enjoy life to the fullest. Life is the world's toughest game, do me a favor and beat it."
"Rebuke Out"
I'll continue this filler arc in the AN's of my future chapters. The fights will be in the author note of the respective stories. So for future reference. Here are the fights and where to find them when I upload them. Remember the fights are all filler so it really doesn't even matter so don't get butt hurt over them.
Naruto VS Real Madara- Naruto's life is a game
Ichigo VS Ulquiorra - Bakudo X: Life is a game
Red VS Giovanni- Red's life is a game
Lexie VS Maaka-Life is not a game
Goddess (Final villain of my series) VS Izanagi- Life is not a game
Rebuke VS ?-Posted in AN of all stories
Email me at RebukeX7 if you find another site to post on.
If you haven't realized by yet that this was an author note in disguise well now you know, I can't see why author notes can't be entertaining!
~RebukeX7