Why did I write this? Because I can that's why! Silly…. On with show!

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"Kaiba?"

"Yes?"

"Why?"

"That's what friends do, am I correct?"

"You've been listening to Yami, Joey, and Tristan, haven't you?"

"They seemed to be prime examples of what you call friendship."

"Yes, well, they are not prime examples in self-control."

"Friends are supposed to protect friends, correct?"

"Yes, but-"

"I was protecting you."

"It was a little much though…"

"He got what he deserved."

"You tossed him the fountain."

"He groped you."

"Wasn't that a little extreme?"

"No."

"I could have handled it"

"No"

"Yes! Yes I could!"

"No."

"Ye- murff!"

"…."

"…."

"…."

"Did you just kiss me?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because you're my friend."

"Friends don't do that…"

"Really? Then who does?"

"Usually girlfriends and boyfriends, husbands and wives."

"Then it's because you're my girlfriend, or would you rather be my wife?"

"I don't think it works that way-murff!"

"…."

"….Alright."

"Good."

"Stop smirking, and what are we going to do about him.'

"We should leave."

"But I think he's drowning…"

"That is three feet of water, he is a grown man."

"He's not moving…"

"Then he's an idiot who deserves to drown."

"I guess…"

"Come on Anzu."

"I still think you overreacted."

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Like it? I decided on just writing dialogue. Tah Tah.