A/N; Oh. Look. An Update after ah...three months or so? Pft. I didn't forget about all of you, my lovely readers. I just haven't had time to update or anything. I have mid-term exams next week. And my Animal Management exam? About thirteen pages long. 200-some questions. At least it's open-book. Otherwise I'd fail. Even if I was the one who typed it up. Pft. My teacher uses me to type everything because I'm like...super fast at typing.

Anyway. I finally updated A Small Problem. Sammig117 told me on dA to update. So I did. I did A Small Problem because that was one she asked me to update along with Memories of Neah. Thank her for an update. I started to feel bad about not updating after three months. So here's your update.

-Man belongs to Katsura Hoshino-sensei who fed the Yullen fangirl within. Too bad I'm a Poker Pair fan, rather than Yullen. xD

Lavi came panting around the corner into the Science Division section of the Black Order, slightly winded from his mad flee from Komui's giant robot. "I can't find chibi moyashi anywhere!"

Komui was sobbing childishly over another destroyed Komurin. Nobody understood his sorrow over the stupid robot, especially when he would just create a new, better one than the previous, so they mostly just let him be. Only Lenalee tried to be mildly comforting towards her brother, but not by much. She'd acquired a pair of scissors and was now evening out Kanda's hair while he just angrily watched the pieces of blue hair fall to the ground.

Upon Lavi's entrance, Komui stopped his sobbing and then turned to Lavi. "You! Stupid octopus! This is why I wanted to be Allen's daddy with my darling Lenalee! I wouldn't lose him." He announced loudly, pointing at Lavi. "And what were you thinking trying to steal my darling Lenalee's innocence!

Crickets sounded as everybody glanced at Komui. Oh please. Komui would have lost him a long time ago….and they just ignored his accusations of Lavi.

Johnny raised an arm lightly into the air. "Why not just send Timcampy to look for him? Timcampy's homing device should have transferred to Allen, now that General Cross passed him onto Allen." The scientist questioned. It was a brilliant idea to say the least.

"Brilliant, Johnny!" Lavi announced, opening both of his arms to glomp the scientist with bad vision. "So. Where is Timcampy?"

Silence before he spoke again. "With Allen, probably…"

"So much for that plan…LINK!" Lavi wailed loudly and the aforementioned Crow seemingly popped out of nowhere, writing in his notebook about Komui's stupidity yet again. "Allen Walker is currently in custody of Levellier. He recognizes that none of you are proper guardians to the child, as he is now and has taken custody of him."

Shocked silence. Levellier…what. WHAT? That man was an even worse guardian than any of them could ever be. Lavi now took Link by the shoulders and vigorously shook him. "Where are they!"

"I am not authorized to inform his close friends of his current location, Bookman Junior," Link answered stoically. "I would appreciate it if you were to let go of my shoulders, Bookman Junior." Lavi just continued to frantically shake Link by the shoulders. "Did you /see/ what he did to Yuu-chan?" He asked, pointing at Kanda's much-shorter hair. "I'm more worried about Levellier than I am the Chibi Moyashi," Lavi admitted.

Well, to be honest…it really should have been the opposite that Lavi was worried about current.

Levellier rose to his feet easily, approaching the child. "Allen Walker, or Red, was it? I'm taking you into the custody of the CROW until further notice." Two of Central's greatest trained non-exorcists materialized out of the shadows, each one taking an arm and hoisting the boy into the air. A smile crossed the Hitler-wannabe's features as he gazed, now at eye-length with the boy. "This week will give us enough time to get some much needed information about the Fourteenth. Surely he will surface if his host is in danger at such a young age?"

"Oi. What are you doing, you bloody wankers? Put me down," Red demanded, struggling within their iron grip. "I don't know who this Fourteenth bloke is, but nobody has ever come to save me when I'm in trouble. I don't need anybody but myself," Red snarled. "Bloody hell you hobknockers! Get the hell away from me." He twisted his neck around and sank his teeth into the hand of one of the CROWS, but their grip was tough.

Timcampy, about the size of a dodgeball plummeted from the ceiling, having found a vent to sneak into the room after he'd been locked out barreled into one of the CROWS, baring shark-like teeth. The weight of the golem sent the CROW reeling, releasing his grip on Red. Timcampy bit the arm of the other, threatening to amputate it. He also released with a yelp of pain. A puff of smoke and Timcampy reverted to normal size, nudging Red into the ventilation system. Dodging Levellier's mad grab for him and the two CROW, Red climbed onto the chairs near the vent and with Timcampy's help, was into the vent, just able to fit and began crawling through. "I'm out of this psycho place filled with psychotic perverts and bloody wankers," Red hissed.

Timcampy nodded its head from ahead of Red, agreeing with him. Timcampy seemed to know the air vents of the Black Order well as he lead Red through the labyrinthine vents. The slid out of a vent next to one of the Ark gates and Timcampy nudged Red in when nobody was looking. Where was this odd golem taking him?

-x-

The Earl had this neverending smile that creeped his two favorite children, Tyki and Rhode, out to no end. It was his normal smile that was alright with them…but when his grin turned even wider and maniac, that was went he was really creepy.

"Earl-sama?" Tyki ventured warily. Smiles like this never meant anything good for anybody. Least of all for him. The Earl had this weird sense of humor when it came to the Noah of Pleasure…and Tyki knew it. The Earl sent him on all these crazy missions when he was smiling like that.

"Rhode, Tyki. I have a mission for the two of you!" The Earl squealed, the toothy grin turning wider and wider. "I want you to fetch a child."

"A child, Earl-sama?" Tyki warily questioned. Was that how the Earl had lived so long? Did he eat children to stay young and spry?

"Yes! A child! My spies in the Order have confirmed that their stupid leader has turned our favorite exorcist into a child! Children, as you know, are horribly impressionable. I want you two to bring him to me before the week is over. I have a plan for him."

Allen Walker, Cheating Boy A…wasn't he already a child though? A teenager was still a child, at least to some extent. "How will we find him?"

"My Akuma spies in the area have confirmed that his golem has lead him outside the Order for some reason. His hair is brown, like it was before he tried to revive Mana Walker." The Earl confirmed, his grin growing wider. How did his face no rip in half or something, Tyki wondered as he shuddered. "You want me and Rhode….to kidnap Allen Walker…while he's a child?"

"I bet Allen was adorable as a kid!" Rhode giggled maniacally, clapping her hands together. "Can I turn him into my doll, Millenie? Can I play with him all I want?"

"You can't turn him into a doll, Rhode…but you may play with him. You mustn't break him though," the Earl stated, dismissing his two Noah to fetch the Fourteenth's incarnation. "I will soon have you by my side again, my darling Fourteenth."

THE EARL. WANTS ALLEN. OH MAI. Now what's going to happen? GO TIMCAMPY.