AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da movie!1 tom fleton is so hot lol i hop harry wil bekum gofik koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis book!1111 omfg im leeving dubya pretty soon kant wait! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.

"Dat's mi car!" shooted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz...Snape!

"I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads." he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. "Amelle Isabella Rose Britney Timberlake must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never die!"

"You fucking goff!" yelled Draco. Then he loked at me excitedly. "I forgot to tell u, Britney. Snape made me do it with him. I didn't really have sexx him but he's a ropeist!"

We all put our clothes on quickly except Fairy. We were so scarred!1 But Fairy didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with white eyes, no nose, a gray robe and orange skin. He had changed into… Voldemont!111

"I knew who thou were all along." he cackled happily and merrily at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!" Thunder came in da room.

"No plz don't kill us!" pleaded Fairy. Suddenly Dandelion, Glittery Katy, Snow White, Goldilocks, Mermaid, Fred and Gorge, Hargrid, McGonagall, Dumblydore, Serious and Lucian all ran in.

"What is da meaning of dis?" Dumblydore asked all happily and Voldimort lookd away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Volxemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.

"Oh my prep!" Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im preppy)

"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape ejaculated happily.

"You fucking goffik fags!" Serious shouted angrily.

"I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!" screamed Harry but da sparks from his wand only hit Draco's car. It fell down Snap quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.

"Oh my fucking god!1" I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Drako and the video of Fairy doing it with

"If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the shell. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Amy Lee." He laughed smilingly.

"No!" I scremed. "FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Loopin!11"

"Whats she talking abott?" Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.

"I saw 2 she's gunna show evry1 da picter!111" Harry giggled angrily.

"Shut up!111'" Lumpkin roared.

"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. "Thou shall all dye soon."

"Think again you fucking muggle poser!1" Harry yelled and then he and Snow White and Mermaid both took out pink guns! But Voldimort took out his own one.

"U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!111" I shouted despariedrly.

"Acco Mermeid's wand!11" cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Mermeid's wind was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Evony u will die!11111"

He maid lighting come all over da place.

"Save us Britney!" Dumblelight (AN: geddit, instead of Dumbledark) cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and drink tequila with mi friends while we watched Never Say Never and Cinderella and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

"ABRA KEDABRA!11111" I shooted.

AN: That's the end, u cul prppy guyz! Thanks for staying with me til the end. And also thanks for all the god revoiws. U rok! As en epilogue, I plan on doing Tara's personality analysis just for you. No, I'm not a psychologist, but I do have an opinion of my own regarding what's fictional and what's not in MI and I'm also gong (geddit) to make a deduction of her character based on the fanfic.

Now I'll be logging out sexily.

P.S. If you're already done with this parody (which you should be, if you got to this chapter), you should check my MI commentary as well. If u dnot U SUK. Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling rock!22222