Everyone regrets and Hiei is no exception to this rule. Admittedly the small demon would rather not regret anything, so in order to insure that whatever the Jaganshi did was 100% non-regrettable; the Jaganshi created a list of sorts to go by. A very short list but a list none the list.

The List

1. NEVER HURT YUKINA.

2. ALWAYS PROTECT YUKINA.

3. Do not let others hurt Yukina.

4. Only kill those that you find deserving of death. ( very loose terms considering. So no children. Woman do not matter, many of them -Shizuru- are not as weak as they look.)

Now originally that was all Hiei had to his honor code. The young demon didn't feel a need to add more. That was until he met the Fox 8 years ago, into which Hiei had decided to add a few rules. And here they are.

5. Kurama is not allowed to die. (Even though the fox can quite obviously take care of himself. ...Red hair or not.)

6. If Kurama were to die, then the dragon is allowed to roam free on Kurama's killer and his loved ones. (Assuming the fox was killed, of course.)

7. Do not touch Kurama's plants. (They are a bother to get out of.)

8. Do not mock Kurama (i.e do not mistake him for a woman.)

With these 8 rules Hiei's life was simple. In the past from time to time he would check in with Yukina, though his twin was none the wiser of his existence. It did set Hiei at ease to know that the woman was efficient - deciding to live in the forest at the tender age of 130 ( barely preteens for a Koorime.) She proved herself able to live without his help, even in the harsh winters, those she is an ice demon- Hiei had to constantly remind himself. After a while Hiei had found it safe to venture out, away from his twin. She could handle herself, he had assumed. Unfortunately for Hiei, years later he found himself stuck in the world of humans with no way of possibly getting back to her. A situation no older brother would want to be in but if it hadn't happened he wouldn't have met Kurama.

Unfortunately, this was how he also came to meet the Detective and the Idiot, who in turn, found his sister. It was in meeting them that Hiei realized that he would have to tweak his list, but it wasn't until years after insuring that he trusted them did he actually commit to it. So here's the completed list as of this morning.

9. Though the Detective and the idiot are both well...idiots, it would be best to insure that they are not harmed. ( badly at least, because lets face it, there's no stopping those two from nearly dying at least twice in there life.)

10. Refrain from Killing the idiot.

11. Ignore the Idiot.

12. While the detective has proven himself worthy, it is necessary to refrain from being near the idiot for long periods of time lest I catch his Stupid.

And there it was. The completed list that Hiei had been living by since the detective had turned 17. A well put together list that Hiei could easily follow. ...Yes, a good plan.

Not.

Unfortunately Hiei didn't not assume that in this acquired...friendship that he would ever be forced to attend- Mukuro should have forbid- parties. But not just any party, fuck no, it was ten times as worse as that strip club party that Yuusuke -the dumbass- dragged him to. And that was horrifying. Hiei had stayed in the Makai for thee months until Kurama finally begged- cough, cough forced COUGH- him to come back. No this topped it all. The party Hiei would be attending was none other than... Yukina's birthday party.

GASP!

...

Sigh... to rephrase, he was being forced by none other than Kuwabara to attend the Hiei/Yukina birthday party bash! How the Oaf managed to figure out they were related was beyond him but nonetheless, Yukina expected him to come. If Hiei didn't come the he would be breaking the most important rule, which he could never allow to happen. So with a grudging defeat he accepted- more like snatched- the invitation from Kuwabara, he felt his Jagan twitch that the stupid envelope literally said Hiei/Yukina, but the stupid idiot was already running away before he could question. However it wasn't like Hiei couldn't catch the bumbling Oaf, but really, who in their right mind would actively seek Kuwabara out?

Hiei ignored the blonde bimbo that dared defy his thoughts. The scantily dressed woman practically latching onto the Oaf when she saw him.

Hiei was flitting through the trees before Kuwabara could even register the woman holding onto him.

In the end, Hiei showed up at Yukina's birthday party, Hiei refused to acknowledge that he would be turning 200 on the same day the girl, so when she prompted him on his birthday, Hiei lied and spouted off a number, hopefully humans had a January 36th or else he would have been screwed.

Honestly he would have spent the entire night sulking and glaring at the Oaf while he talked to Yuusuke about some hot chick he met early in the week. Much to Hiei's own annoyance, he found that this annoyed him more the usual. And maybe it had something to do with the fact that the Oaf broke up with his sister that did it...or maybe it had something to do with the Oaf being particularly loud about it. If that Idiot upset Yukina then Hiei would make sure that she would have a set of Christmas ornaments this coming year.

Anyways, the old hag had decided to help him a bit by- thank Koenma- getting her hands on some fine quality Makai liquor. His respect for the woman greatly increased when she tossed him the bottle muttering a "Happy Birthday Runt, feel free to hit the idiot with it once you're done". In a very rare show of comradeship, Hiei uncorked the foul smelling brew with a pleased smirk. Nothing like Aged Elf's blood to take you out of your misery. Glancing at the Hag Hiei took a gulp before offering her the bottle. Genkai laughed, snatch taking the thick handle and take a deep swig out of it, before passing the bottle back to Hiei.

But the thing with Makai liquor especially something as fine as aged Elven Blood was that not only would it completely knock you off your feet was that it made the drinker incredibly riled up. Thank goodness Genkai was too old for that type of riling up, otherwise Hiei would have killed himself the next morning.

To say that the big bottle was finished in a decent amount of time would be an understatement. Genkai laughed at nothing, climbing to her feet she grunted at Hiei that there was another bottle in the fridge if he wanted it, but this old woman was retiring for the night.

To see a human even standing after taking a sip of Elven blood was incredible much less after taking half a bottle. Hiei chuckled, the old woman had a nice set of balls on her, that much was true.

In a bout of gracelessness, Hiei trudged towards the kitchen, the party was at it's peak and Hiei hated the music - if that's what they're calling it these days- that was playing, trust Yuusuke to listen to such crap.

To his great annoyance, Kuwabara was standing in the kitchen, staring at nothing like the idiot he was.

As soon as his grey eyes locked onto Hiei, he sighed. As though Hiei was the child.

Not even realizing what he had done, Hiei watched Kuwabara barely dodge the empty bottle of Elven Blood directed at him.

Hm...either Kuwabara was getting better or Hiei was getting slower.

Neither of those options sounded good.

"What the hell Hiei," Kuwabara yelled clutching his ear which Hiei was pleased to note was bleeding.

With an owlish stared, Hiei ignored the red head, it really made no sense to talk to the boy, when he could be doing much better things, like drinking some more of that Elven blood.

...

Or as Hiei noted, drinking the blood from Kuwabara. It was so fast that Hiei barely saw it, but within seconds he was kneeling on the counter to reach the red head, his tongue darting out to lick at the blood trailing down his neck.

With that Hiei noticed two things.

One, Kuwabara tasted so much better than that now overly sweet Elven Blood.

And Two was the way Kuwabara stared at him as Hiei licked his lips.

And maybe that the Idiot wasn't so bad looking in the right Drunken light. Or that he had really kissable lips, ones that would feel so good pressed into Hiei's own lips. Or that those grey eyes dared him to continue some game that just began.

Hiei didn't know about any game, but Hiei did know that he wanted Kuwabara. Right now.

All Hiei saw was the slight widening of Kuwabara's grey eyes before everything went black.

A/N: Well that's the first Chapter of Dealing with a Pregnant Jaganshi. The next chapter should be expected with in the month, unless of course I am good enough to update quicker than that.

Next Time on DPJ: Hiei wakes up. Kuwabara has questions? Why the hell is Yukina throwing up? Oh fuck, Yuusuke looks incredibly delicious right now, but what does everyone have to talk about? Why is Kuwabara involved?

See ya soon

~Azriellia~