*Sigh* I scrapped two other stories because no one was reading it, and it was causing my grades to drop. So, I decided to do a story on the franchise I know best, the Mario Bros. franchise! I don't really care if you review, but I DO ask that if I need some help, to be please constructive and not so...blunt I guess you could say if you decide to review, thanks for understanding! As of now, the story takes place in the paper mario universe, but I'm planning on having a bit of all the mario games in somewhere. I'm trying to add a degree of humor, suggestions and contrustuve critisisms are cherished , on with the story! This is my first story not based on a film, and (technically) the second overall. Guess I'm done with the introduction crap.

Luigi stepped out of his and his brother's house, but he liked to call it his brother's house, due to the fact a wooden sign pinned higher above the front door said "MARIO." It was Sunday morning, the morning Parakarry delivered the mail, every week. Luigi heard a fant flapping sound but it grew louder and after a few seconds,"MAIL CALL!" was heard. That was his cue! Luigi shifted out of his chair, bypassing the kitchen table, cooking untensils, and bookcase as he opened the door to go outside. Mario only shifted his chair so his brother could pass by easier, knowing waht he was doing. By the time he got out though, Parakarry was nowhere to be seen, as usual. Walking down the porch and on the extremely short, dirt road, Luigi went to the mailbox and gently opened the mailbox and retrieved a letter, the mailbox shaking a bit sheerly due to Nintendo logic. Luigi walked back into the house, or rather, scuffled,into the house:door opening without using his hands included. Mario yawned,stretched, and hopped out of his chair, waiting for Luigi to read the mail as usual.

"That's odd, it's pretty short, but I guess I'll read it anyways. Ahem! Dear Mario Bros. I haven't been kidnapped in a while so I am requesting your prescence as I have nothing to do, because I'm kidnapped so much, Toadsworth has already had my royal duties attended too. I'm inevitably getting kidnapped today, so I'd appreciate it if you both would come over for some tea before that happens, from Peach. XOXO." Luigi paused, before continuing in his Italian accent."Well bro? Should we visit the princess?"

Mario nodded and replied,"Oh yeh." They scuffled out of the house, heading towards Peach's castle. Mario, in comparison to his taller brother, took more steps and his were slightly louder then his slimmer brother's, but they sounded virtually identical because their shoes were made out of the same matieral.
Unfortunatley, they wouldn't get farther then the Paper Mario games would allow you to go.

"M-M-M-Mario B-B-Bros! T-t-the p-p-p-rincess has been k-k-k-k-k-KIDNAPPED!"

"Well bro, guess Peach wasn't kiddin was she?"

Mario nodded in agreement with his brother.

"Oh, and Toad? You don't have to stutter, she'll be fine."

I know, I'm just stuttering because I was trying to impress Toadette when Bowser kidnapped the princess, and he knocked me to the side! I feel so embarrased!" If his mushroom cap wasn't enough, Toad's face was now redder than a tomato. The Bros. patted him on the back sympathetically, and continued the way to Peach's castle. They all grabbed their go karts and raced around Royal Raceway and pulled up to Peachs' castle, the beautuful water,trees, and towering height intact. As they entered, they saw Toadsworh sleeping and Toadette adorably painting a picture of the princess and herself together. She was messy, and the picture wasn't perfect to say the least, but it was still adorable all the same.

"Toadette! Have you seen Peach?" Toad questioned his "girlfriend."

"Yea, about 30 minutes ago she said she was going to her room and if she wasn't back in 15 minutes, she had been kidnapped. So, I starting painting this incase she get's lonely,she'll be reminded of home!"

"And you didn't try to prevent it from happening bec-?" Toad was cut off.

"Because you said you had it under control, remember?"

"Oh yeah..."Toad blushed and scratched his back.

Toadette gasped,"Is that a bruise?Here let me fix it!" Toadette rushed ovr at the speed a mother would when seeing her daughter hurt, and that is pretty damn fast if I say so myself.

Blushing impossibly more Toad protested"T-T-Toadette it's f-f-fine-"

"Don't argue with me!" Seeing this was going to go on for quite some time, the bros. decided to be on their way.

"Mario! Catch!" Toadsworth woke up from his slumer to throw him a free 1-up and then settled back to sleep, the princess had been kidnapped so many times he gave up trying to stop it. He now settled for assiting with power-ups

And that is the end of Chapter 1! Hope you liked it, again, please be constructive! I know it was short, but it will get longer. Besides, this is basically a , that's it I guess, adios amigos!