Disclaimer: What do you want me to say? I don't own iCarly, okay? And... well neither does Dan Schneider.

He sold it to Mandy.

...True Love?...

(Random drabble I made up after reading a oneshot about acrostic poems)

What does TRUE LOVE really mean anyway?

Sam:

Treats me like I'm special.

Respects my love of meat.

Understands me and my constant state of hunger.

Enjoys spending time with me.

Loves me. And fried chicken.

Only yells during MMA fighting.

Verifies that, yes, I still love ham better.

Excites me more than fat cakes.

Freddie:

Treats me like I'm special.

Respects my intelligence.

Understands my crazy mother, or at least tolerates her.

Enjoys spending time with me.

Loves me. And my tech-talk.

Only yells at mistakes in textbooks.

Verifies that, yes, I'm the smart one.

Excites me more than my new laptop.

When these two try to interpret it, it seems pretty obvious that their love isn't true love, or even love.

But true love is overrated.

Desperately tries to win my love.

Enjoys every painful second we're together.

Vetoes all my best ideas because I love to fight.

Only cries while laughing at stupid deaths in slasher movies.

Treats me like I'm special.

Ignores the dumb mistakes I made in the past and looks to the future instead.

Only cares about me, not my crazy family.

Notices when I need someone to comfort me.

Tolerates the worst moments.

Relishes the best ones.

Understands me even better than I understand myself.

Stands up for me.

Teaches me to love.

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The oneshot is "ilove acrostic poems" by seddie perfection.

You should definitely read it- it made me laugh.

PLEASE REVIEW!