Me: Hey people! It's the awesome me! I got this idea from a dream I had once and here I am writing about it.

Lovi: So what the hell am I doing here with these losers!

Antonio: Aw Lovi you're so cute!

Gilbert: Wait... I thought I was the awesome-est!

Ludwig: Please Bruder...

Lovino: GET OFF ME YOU TOMATO BASTARD!

Me: LOVI BE QUIET! I'M STARTING!

Captian Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: the Spanish pirate and worst enemy of the British pirate, Captain Arthur Kirkland. Antonio was fearless. He was the best pirate on the sea. He sailed his ship, The Venganza, with ease through the waters.

Yes, he was one of the richest pirates there was. Then one day he acquired Lovino Vargas. A merchant ship was sailing by that day and Antonio decided to attack it. The merchant on the ship, named Rodderich Edelstein, and his wife, Elizaveta, were able to make a bargain with Antonio. He was to leave the ship alone in exchange for a boy. Antonio agreed to this as he thought he could make this boy clean the ship up a bit.

"This is Lovino Vargas," Rodderich introduced.

"Lovino, you will be going with this man."

At this Lovino began to pout.

"But I want to stay with Feliciano," Lovino whined pointing to the smaller boy.

"Lovi," Rodderich warned.

"Alright," Lovino agreed "I'll go with this stupid bastard."

Antonio chuckled at the little Italian. He found it funny how the boy was trying to be angry but it turned out as downright adorable.

"Alright then," Antonio said "To the Venganza."

Lovino followed behind obediently as they boarded the ship.

"Welcome aboard, Lovino! Would you like something to eat?" Antonio offered.

Lovino nodded and Antonio handed him a tomato. Just then one of the crew members cried out.

"KIRKLAND!"

He pointed to the west and sure enough there was a large ship approaching rather quickly. It was similar to the Spaniard's ship but it was a bit larger. Suddenly Lovino felt hands grab him and lift him.

"Hey get off me, damn it!" he struggled against the hands in an attempt to be freed.

"Lovino listen to me," a voice said sternly.

Lovi recognized it to be Antonio's.

"Our ship is going to be under attack so I want you to hide in here until I come to get you okay?" Antonio instructed while placing Lovino in a secret room behind a chest of drawers in a bedroom which Lovino assumed was Antonio's.

"Al-alright" Lovino choked out.

'Things are going to get really bad really fast,' Lovino thought.

He didn't know how right he was.

Me: Well that's chapter 1!

Antonio: Lovi~ you're sooooooo cute~

Lovi: Yea whatever...

Gilbert: Where's the awesome me!

Ludwig: Please sit down Bruder...

Feli: I love it ve~ though it could use more pasta.

Me: Thanks Feli!

Alfred: Yo dudes sorry I'm late!

Arthur: You bloody wanker, you missed the whole first chapter!

Alfred: Aww...

Gilbert: Kesesesese~

Me: Gilbo stop laughing. Don't worry, Al, chapter 2 is coming right up! Rate and review please! I need critism! ;D