A/N Okay. Facebook Fic. I've never tried one of these before... I hope it's alright! Just a couple of things:
AU from after Furt.
This is all un-beta-ed, so any mistakes are my own.
Frape basically means when someone hacks into someone else's Facebook account and changes their status or something. Just fyi.
Warblers:
Nick and Jeff are (sort of) straight (Unlike in most fanfics), joined at the hip (Like in most fics), and completely insane. They ship Klaine. Hard.
Wes and David are also straight (Cannon reasons), best friends, but they're Canon!Wevid, not Fanfic!Wevid. In other words, they have sticks up their butts.
Kurt and Blaine aren't together yet, but they're best friends.
Then there's Thad, Trent, Cameron and a couple of others. Enjoy.
Edit: French translation by LovelyGame can be found here (remove spaces and brackets): s / 8629144 / 1 / Le-Klaine-de-Facebook
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Kurt Hummel is friends with Blaine Anderson, Jeff Sterling, Nick Duval and 10 other people.
-Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson and 4 others like this.
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: Miss you already, Kurt. xxx
-Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson and 9 others like this
Kurt Hummel: Miss you too, 'Cedes! :( And the entire of New Directions liked this post... I feel loved.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You should feel loved, dude.
Quinn Fabray: Yeah, we miss you. And love you
Finn Hudson: I miss you, too!
Kurt Hummel: Thank you, guys. And Finn, I live with you. You don't have to miss me ;)
Mercedes Jones: That boy of yours better be treating you right.
Santana Lopez: Yeah, prep boy, you reading this? Look after Kurt, 'kay?
Kurt Hummel: He's not 'my boy'!
Blaine Anderson: I will, guys. It's amazing how you all love him so much.
Jeff Sterling: Almost as much as you love him, Blaine ;)
Nick Duval: Yeah. Hey, hey Jeff!
Jeff Sterling: Yes, Nick?
Nick Duval: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Jeff Sterling: That, my friend, depends on what you are thinking.
Nick Duval: I'm coming over to discuss Project Klaine.
Jeff Sterling: Okie Dokie :)
Blaine Anderson: ... Have they gone?
Kurt Hummel: I believe so.
Mercedes Jones: What's Klaine?
Nick Duval: It's Kurt and Blaine's couple name!
Jeff Sterling: Yeah, like Zanessa ;)
Kurt Hummel: We're not a couple!
Quinn Fabray: And neither is 'Zanessa' any more...
Blaine Anderson: I thought they'd gone...
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Blaine Anderson: I love Kurt Hummel. He is amazing and handsome and gorgeous and I LOVE HIM. I dream about kissing him. A lot.
Kurt Hummel: ...
Blaine Anderson: Well, it's true. Also, Nick and Jeff are the best friends ever.
Kurt Hummel: Oh. Frape. Right.
Blaine Anderson: Not Frape! I LOVE YOU KURT! (And Nick)
Blaine Anderson: And Jeff.
Blaine Anderson: Shut up, Jeff. You're ruining it!
Blaine Anderson: NICK! You just ruined it by saying my name! smh...
Kurt Hummel: Yeah, coz we'd never have known it was frape any way... *Sarcasm*
Wes Montgomery: Really, guys?
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel:
Kuuuuurt! Where are youuuuuu?
-Tina Cohen Chang likes this
Tina Cohen Chang: Yeah Kurt! Why aren't you at home?
Kurt Hummel: I think I'm gonna board at Dalton...
Mercedes Jones: :(
Tina Cohen Chang: :(
Blaine Anderson: :)
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Blaine Anderson: Sorry about the frape, Kurt Hummel. x
-Nick Duval, Jeff Sterling and 1 others likes this
Jeff Sterling: What frape? *innocent face*
Nick Duval: I don't remember any frape...
Kurt Hummel: It's fine :)
Nick Duval: Damn. He changed his password. Jeff?
Jeff Sterling: Yes, Nick?
Nick Duval: Password-working-out mission?
-19 people like this
Jeff Sterling: Of course :)
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5 minutes later
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Blaine Anderson: That wasn't hard. What an interesting password Blaine has... I think Kurt Hummel would like it a lot :)
-Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling like this.
Blaine Anderson: Let's have some fun... ;)
Blaine 'Loves Kurt Hummel' Anderson: Okay, who changed my name?
-Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling like this
Blaine 'Loves Kurt Hummel' Anderson: And why is my profile picture a photo of me and Kurt... decorated with hearts?
Kurt Hummel: Ohmigod. This is awkward.
Blaine Anderson: Kurt. Nick and Jeff fraped me... :(
Nick Duval: Yeah. His password was...
Jeff Sterling: *drumroll*
Nick Duval: KurtHummel !
Blaine 'Loves Kurt Hummel' Anderson: Was not!
Wes Montgomery: Actually, Blaine, it was. I was unfortunatly with Nick and Jeff when they 'fraped' you.
Kurt Hummel: Well. This is even more awkward.
Nick Duval: Awkward Turtle!
Jeff Sterling: Awkward giraffe!
David Thompson: I notice how Blaine hasn't changed his name or profile picture back...
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A/N: What do you think? I can't decide whether to add more chapters or not. Review, guys:) xx