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"What the hell did you do?" Erik asked dropping the grocery bag he was holding onto the floor as he stepped into his once pristine kitchen. His gaze wandered around the room - taking in the copious amount of goo that covered every single inch of the walls, counters and floor - until it landed on the person that stood 'innocently' in the middle of all the chaos.

Sean.

The teen squeaked and subconsciously took a step back in fear. Literally shrinking under Erik's intense glare, he coughed awkwardly and scratched the back of his neck with his hand, "I…err…was cooking…?"

Erik was not the least bit impressed.

"Cooking? It looks as if you were building a bomb," he commented dryly, rubbing his forehead in exasperation.

"I didn't mean too," Sean whined, crossing his arms in a childish manner. "It just sort of…happened."

Erik raised an eyebrow and gestured to a huge pile of blackened scrap metal that was once a microwave, "This just happened to explode on its own?"

"Dude, just chill. I had everything under control."

"Key word: had."

"Okay, okay, poor choice of wording on my part but everything's still good," Sean said, trying – and failing – to reason with the older man. "The kitchen's still intact…mostly."

"…"

"It isn't that bad; we just need to clean it up a bit," Sean shrugged, trying to seem uncaring – which he probably was – and indifferent about the whole situation.

"And re-paint it, re-model it, and practically replace the whole kitchen," Erik deadpanned.

"Fine, I messed up, big deal. It seemed like a good idea at the time."

"What made you think putting eggs in the microwave was a good idea?"

"Like I said, I was trying to cook and since you banned me from using the oven, I used the next best thing to cook my egg."

Erik's eye twitched as he struggled to suppress the urge to strangle the redhead, "Everyone has the right to be stupid every once in a while but you are abusing the privilege."

"I resent that!"

"You only do because it's true."

Forgive my grammar and spelling.

Okay, this is an attempt to write something light-hearted for once. I failed, I am so sorry.