YO! ( O w O)v SENBEI IS BACK! I am so, so, so sorry for the wait! I promised I would be back by this week though! The holidays have actually started! Well, my excuse: Writer's block and I was working on another LuNa ffic - Cookie Jar Crisis...that didn't turn out too well so I decided to do a oneshot to atone for my lateness...then OF COURSE, IT HAD TO TURN INTO A MULTI-CHAPTER! Hmmm Let's make this 'oneshot' a little present for my awesome buddies: Ambitious Rookie and Alsarnia! Thank you guys plus Cup Ramen for helping!

Disclaimer: Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail! DBZ does not belong to me!

And the OOcness will be explained throughout the story...or just by the end!

"Yo Mirajane!" Waved Natsu as he slammed open the guild doors and walked towards the bar. His dark orbs wandered around the guild in search of his target.

"Have you seen Luce?"

The bartender slowly turned to face the dragonslayer, polishing the stained mug in her hands all the while.

"Hmm. Unfortunately I haven't…She's probably still in her apartme-"The take-over mage let her jaw hit the ground as she eyed Natsu from top to bottom.

"Oh my…" She continued, bringing a hand to her mouth.

"What?" He tilted his head to the side, noticing that the whole guild was in complete silence…and was it just him or were they all staring at him? Creepy.

"Haha! Oh my god! What the hell are you wearing flamehead?" Laughed Gray, breaking the silence as he slapped the table. He motioned to the pink-haired teens outfit.

"You-that…that getup! Ha! Oh my god, I-Can't-Breathe!" He continued while gasping for air and proceeded to half-collapse to the ground.

"I dunno, I think they're called clothes. Maybe you should try using them for a change you frickin' Popsicle." The pink-haired teen growled.

"What'd you say?"

"I said you should try wearing clothes for a change you stripper! Maybe you'd get less restraining orders!"

"What are you? Blind? I am wearing-"

"Gray-sama, your clothes." Juvia whispered, the blood rushing to her face. Surprisingly, the fight was cut short when Gray went on his search for boxers.

"Mirajane, do I look crap?" Natsu swirled his cup of juice as he sat at the bar, orbs fixated on the counter-top. Simply put, he looked dejected.

"No, no, no! Of course not!" She waved her hands frantically, dismissing the thought.

"But you were-everyone was looking at me weird!" He wouldn't say it but Gray's comment hit him hard. Maybe he didn't have some sort of awesomely hidden fashion sense after all.

"It's just…We were surprised. You don't look like the type to…you know…" Mirajane trailed off, hoping he would get her message. What was she supposed to say? 'You don't seem like the type of person to have a coordinated fashion sense.'? No way in hell was she going to do that.

"Well, how do I look? Do I look weird?" He gestured at his attire. Awkward…Was it just her or did he sound slightly desperate and when did he ever worry about fashion?

"Natsu, don't worry – you look fine!" She giggled. A red-print T-shirt, a pair of cargoes, canvasses and his trademark scarf – He looked for once, remotely normal.

"Yeah, you look hot!" Added a drunken Cana from the sidelines.

"Ahem, so, what's the occasion? From what I know, it's not a mission!" She nudged him in the ribs, swiftly ignoring her guild-mate's comment.

"Oh, I'm going shopping with Luce." He replied like it was the norm which unfortunately…it wasn't.

"YOU"RE WHAT?" Gray cried, magically reappearing as he shoved his boxers back on.

"What?"

Mirajane looked as if she had gone to heaven and Gray's eyes were practically out of their sockets.

"Geez, what's with you people today?" He took a glance at his watch and hopped off the barstool.

"Well, see ya – Have to go pick up Luce." He waved as he headed for the door.

"What about Happy?" Mirajane inquired while searching for the missing feline.

"What? Seriously, what is with you guys today? God, is it that weird for me and Luce to have some alone time? Weirdoes." Natsu rolled his eyes.

"Oh my god." Gray gasped as if it were the end of the world.

"I know right!" Squealed Mirajane as she packed her video recorder and proceeded to follow the dragonslayer.

"He knows how to read an analogue watch…"

"What?"

Mirajane snuck herself behind some bushes and with a wicked grin, proceeded to film Natsu and Lucy's shopping trip or so she had decided to call it, date. She was, as expected, within vicinity of the celestial mage's apartment, an area bustling with people at this time of the day…and was it just her or did she just receive some very disturbed stares? Oh well, she had cunningly disguised herself as a pot-bellied, middle-aged man and pot-bellied, middle-aged men would usually do this…right? Before she could amuse herself with the rest of her thoughts, her morphed, beady eyes darted to the apartment's front doors - And ooh! There they were in all of their youthful glory! The main stars of her show! She rubbed her fat and gritty hands together – excellent.

"Natsu!" Waved Lucy, a pretty smile adorning her features.

Mirajane grinned toothily, revealing her yellowed and chipped teeth while doing so. Fairy Tail's favourite celestial mage had decided to wear a sundress that was far less revealing than her other outfits and wow, she looked as innocent as an angel...except she wasn't really an angel considering the fact that they were dead people etc. etc. Before the bartender was able to describe the dress in detail, the two mages had begun to walk to their first destination. Damn. She would inspect the dress later.

"Sorry, did you wait long?" Continued Lucy in her stunning glory. Tears of joy poured down Mirajane's face – Ahh, the corny line that had been overused so many damn times! Music to her ears.

"Psssh. It's five past 10 Luce!" Natsu cried with folded arms.

"We were supposed to meet at 10 am sharp." He whined as Lucy slapped him lightly on the shoulder.

"You can wait for 5 minutes!"

"Yeah, yeah – I was only joking! I would wait a millennium for you." The dragonslayer grinned his trademark grin as he leaned towards his partner. She blushed.

"You're getting way too into your role." She huffed, earning a laugh from Natsu.

Mirajane nearly collapsed and suffered from a heart attack at the same time. Lucy's last line remained cryptic but HOLY…Should she say it? But it was that word…Screw it - Yep, she'd say it. HOLY FUDGEFACES! Did she hear right? Who was this guy and what did he do to Natsu? Maybe she had died and gone to heaven? She did a touchdown pose, ignoring the scrutinizing stares she got from the pedestrians. Mirajane – Poster girl of the famed Fairy Tail guild and former S-class mage looked positively like a paedophile. She speedily placed her focus on the two teenagers again.

"N-Natsu…I have something to tell you." The blushing blonde stuttered, looking to the ground. The dragonslayer tilted his head to the side. Mirajane punched herself in the face – She wasn't dreaming.

"At the end of the trip…" She continued and her bestie only beamed.

"Yeah sure! Now let's go to the ice-cream parlour!" He cried as he dragged her by one arm.

The bartender's cerulean orbs gleamed, watching hungrily as the two made off to their next stop…Super-Saiyan mode – Activated. This was probably the best shopping trip that she would record in her life and yet she was oblivious to the tragedy that would soon unfold.

How was it? It's not really CRACK but the rest of the chappies will have you thinking so *Thumbs up* I personally think that the first and second chapters are kinda boring in comparison to the rest though! I have 3 chapters done and am still continuing! Updates will be every two days and I'll see how I fare out after the third chappy! Please REVIEW - Highly likely that it would help with the timing of future updates!