You don't like what, Nick?
Written by MonsterMuncherx
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Left 4 Dead characters...
Summary: How could you not like it, it's like the best freakin' thing in the world.

"What is wrong with you, Nick?" Ellis asked in some-what a childish tone.

"What?" Nick raised a dark eyebrow.

"It's un-human like..."

"The kid has a point, Nicholas. I mean it's unnatural" Coach added as he made his way across the room to join the two men. Ellis nodded in agreement as Nick huffed in frustration.

"I really don't see what the big deal is," the gambler started, he licked his thin lips and continued. "I'm a grown man for Christ's sake."

Ellis shrugged, "What's being a 'grown man' gots to do with it?"

"Yeah. You can't beat the sensation of that delicious liquidy goodness sliding down your throat" Coach looked off absently as he reminisced his first time swallowing that thick substance.

"What you talking about?" Rochelle glided over to a chair and slumped down. After getting comfortable she gave each one of her teammates a questioning look.

"This man here-" Ellis pointed a finger at Nick "-doesn't like ice cream."

"What, are you crazy?" Rochelle laughed.

"I know right, who doesn't like ice cream" agreed Ellis.

"I don't. It's too cold and it hurts my teeth"

"Yeah, that's the whole point of ice cream Nicholas, otherwise it would melt"

"Yeah? No. It's messy, too sweet and you either have to be a kid or a depressed woman to not look stupid eating it"

"Uh uh, I have me an ice cream cone right after work. I don't think I look stupid eating it" Ellis crossed his arms over his chest.

"Yeah, sport. Course you don't" Nick yawned. Rochelle slapped his arm playfully, earning a grin from the conman.

A/N: This is a one-shot, I know it's stupid. This is based on a part from an Eddsworld cartoon; I thought that particular cartoon was funny as. Like if you could do me one kindness (besides reading my story, thanks btw) could you review, constructive criticism is welcomed in warm and loving arms. Thanks again to the people who read this.