I know I should be writing Chipmunk City (Which I am) but I decided that I haven't updated Dukes Secret Hideout (For some of you that's a good thing) so I decided to finally update this story
Duke: Hello everyone as you might have seen last time, or at least I believe so. Anyway back on topic, as you may know I have fired my cameraman, well all I have to say is that was both a welcome improvement and also a huge downfall, it's a good thing because well… I always hated Steven but it's a bad thing because…well I don't have a cameraman anymore.
So what I'm doing right now is finding a new cameraman or my personal recommendation a 'camera-women', and I thought you guys might want to watch because one: I've only been getting idiots or mama's-boys, and two: I'm bored to tears, so let's start shall we?
Duke: Okay Mr, ugh
Person: Smith
Duke: Don't correct me, okay why do you want this job?
Smith: Well all my friends have jobs and-
Duke: Get out of here, next
Smith: *Asshole*
Duke: I heard that!
Duke: Okay Ms.,
Person: My name is Sammi
Duke: Okay Sammi, first question , why do you want this job?
Sammi: Well I've always have been interested in being a cameraman, I've been taking classes ever since-
Duke: Yeah yeah, next question, are you willing to give me a lap-dance to get this job?
Sammi: Ugh, I don't understand
Duke: Oh, well let me rephrase that for you, if I offered you this job but the only way to get it is to give me a lap-dance would you take it?
Sammi: No!
Duke: Alright then I'll give you a call, next
Person: Hey my name is-
Duke: Next, (Turns to camera) I've always wanted to do that
Person: Hello?
Duke: Wha'? Oh yeah, what's your name?
Person: It's Alvin
Duke: Alvin? Your name is Alvin? That's an awful name
Alvin: Yeah? Let's hear your name then
Duke: It's get the hell out of my studio
Alvin: Screw you
Duke: Okay who's next?
Person: I am Mr. Duke
Duke: Wait what was your full name again?
Person: Tracy Wilson
Duke: Okay, in your application it says that you were a former prostitute correct?
Tracy: Yes, I'm looking to make a HUGE career change
Duke:….Next
Duke:….I said next!
Duke: …Next? Is there anyone else?
Co-Producer: Well technically yes
Duke: Well technically that was a yes or no question
Co-Producer: Not today
Duke: Then put up a sign-in sheet or something
Co-Producer: Fine, later
Duke: I'm not paying you to do your work later, I'm paying you to do it now
Co-Producer: You're not paying me at all!
Duke: Just post a sign-in sheet on the internet already!
Co-Producer: Fine
To be continued..
Sorry it was so short again, but what do you expect?
So please submit an OC to work as a cameraman for the rest of their natural life
Duke: And I might actually pay you as a free bonus, get it? See what I did there?
Shathausser: Just shut-up, you already had you're moment, let me have mine!
Duke: Sorry?
Shathausser: You are sorry
Thank You for reading (If you didn't just skip to the bottom)