LPOV

Jane was always sleeping on that damn couch. It just makes me so angry how he can doze off in the middle of the day. Pulling my phone out of my pocket I decided to send him a quick text.

Dear Jane, Get up now and stop fapping on the couch you are embarrassing the team. Lisbon.

Jane aimlessly searched for his phone finally pulling it out of his vest pocket. He flipped his phone open and read over the text. He looked kind of surprised as he read over it a few times before he mustered up a reply.

Dear Lisbon, I am not fapping on the couch I think it would be a little more obvious if I was though. Like my hand being in my pants or my penis being out of them, but I do apologize for NAPPING on the couch. Love your non masturbating consultant Me.

What the hell? I looked over the text a few times before it dawned on me what happened. This phone was really starting to get on my nerves it always did crap like that.

Sorry Jane for wrongfully accusing you of masturbating at work. His phone chirped to life and he read my text.

Uhhh…Yeah haha lets go with that. ;). Well you learn something new everyday. It was actually turning me on a little thinking that he did that in the office.

JANE! Do you know how gross that is? Do you do it in the open where people could see you? He smiled and quickly typed a reply before sliding his phone into his pocket and walking to the kitchen.

Do you think I am stupid? I do it in your office. :p