Hii!
Basically, I read this story that was based in Facebook and well i Had so much fun reading it that I thought I would give my own one a shot! It may be a little long but it's only because I got carried away with it! But also because I feel this is how some of the conversations on facebook would have gone down :)
I hope you enjoy this unusual little story :)
Disclaimer: I do not ow Glee.
It's all On Facebook..
Before Dalton.
Kurt Hummel: Great! Now that jock has ruined my damn Marc Jacob's coat! Isn't he content on just ruining my life? Now he has to ruin my clothes too!
Mercedes Jones: Aww I'm sorry. What did he do now?
Noah Puckerman: Dude it's just a coat!
Kurt Hummel: You don't understand.
Kurt Hummel: It's so hard because people don't really care and they really don't understand.
Mercedes Jones: It will get better Sweetie I promise.
Kurt Hummel: If you don't want my help fine.
Kurt Hummel: Well, this wasn't how I expected today to turn out. I can honestly say, for the first time in a very long time that I've had a good day.
Mercedes Jones and 8 others like this.
Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: Kurt, Please tell me all these things I've heard about you going to Dalton aren't true.
Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are now friends.
Wes Thomas and David Stuart like this.
Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: There's my answer! How could you do this to us Kurt! You are fraternising with the enemy!
Mercedes Jones: Back off my boy Rachel! Plus what do you call you and Jesse last year?
Rachel Berry: I resent that -_-
Kurt Hummel: Rach! Blaine and I are just friends. We don't even talk about Glee club!
Blaine Anderson: Hi! I'm Blaine :)
Rachel Berry: SPY!
Kurt Hummel: RACHEL!
Blaine Anderson: Umm... What have I just walked into?
Rachel Berry: If you are just using Kurt to spy on us it won't get you anywhere Blaine WARBLER!
Blaine Anderson: Blaine Warbler? Oh okay! So this must be that over achieving girl with an annoying personality and horrible fashion sense?
Rachel Berry: Hey!
Kurt Hummel: Nailed it in one Blaine.
Wes Thomas: Oh yeah! First stage commitment!
Blaine Anderson: Shut it Wes -_-
Kurt Hummel: Well, that backfired but at least I got to have a nice lunch with one Blaine Anderson!
Mercedes Jones, David Stuart and 2 Others like this.
Blaine Anderson: Sorry we didn't get anywhere. But lunch we should definitely do again! My treat ;)
Kurt Hummel: It's okay. I honestly don't mind. We should. No Blaine! You paid today! Next time I'm paying ;P
Blaine Anderson: As long as you're okay. Yeah so! Today was my treat and so, that means our next lunch is my treat too!
Kurt Hummel: I do not understand or approve of your logic.
Blaine Anderson: You love it! ;)
Kurt Hummel: I really don't.
Kurt Hummel: ;)
Blaine Anderson: I knew it!
Kurt Hummel: You don't know anything ;)
Tina Cohen-Chang: You two are so cute don't get me wrong, but you're clogging up my notifications!
Mercedes Jones: Aww look at you two! It's so adorable!
Kurt Hummel: Cedes -_-
Kurt Hummel: Sometimes I just wish life could be easy..
Rachel Berry and Mercedes Jones like this
Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: Courage
Kurt Hummel likes this.
Kurt Hummel: Thank you Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: Always.
Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: I hope you all have an amazing time tonight! And wish the happy couple Congratulations from me! You Still up for coffee tomorrow?
Mercedes Jones, Finn Hudson and 6 Others like this.
Kurt Hummel: I will pass it on don't you worry! Of course Coffee is still on tomorrow! I've gotta go now but I'll text you.
Kurt Hummel: IT'S A GLEE WEDDING!
Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry and 16 Others like this.
Finn Hudson: It's a beautiful night
Artie Abrhams: We're looking for something fun to do
Mike Chan: Hey baby,
Sam Evans: I Think I wanna Marry you!
Brittany S. Pierce: YAY! Quinn Sam wants to Marry You! EEK!
Quinn Fabrey: That's not.. It's the song Brittany.
Brittany S. Pierce: Oh.. :( that's really sad. Why don't you want to marry her Sam?
Sam Evans: I never said that, I want to marry her!
Sam Evans: I mean I would marry her, years down the line..
Quinn Fabrey: Aww That's sweet Sam.
Blaine Anderson: Hope you all have a good night! I can't wait to see pictures ;)
Kurt Hummel: No chance Blaine. No Chance.
Santana Lopez: ;)
Kurt Hummel to Finn Hudson: Thank you Finn. It means a lot.
Rachel Berry, Blaine Anderson and 8 Others like this.
Finn Husdon: No problem dude, any time. Remember that.
Kurt Hummel: Don't call me dude! -_- But I will Thank you.
Noah Puckerman: Dude i knew it! I always knew you were gay.
Finn Hudsond: Dude!
Rachel Berry: Shut It PUCKERMAN!
Santana Lopez: Oh he is definitely not gay. Trust me. ;)
Rachel Berry: What is that supposed to mean?
Finn Hudson: Nothing Rachel.
Tina Cohen-Chang: ...
Santa Lopez tagged a picture of Kurt Hummel and Finn Hudson.
'Brothers from another mother'
Finn hudson, Blaine Anderson and 10 Others like this.
Finn Hudson: We look like Movie stars or something! 'The names Hudson, Finn Hudson. And this, this is Kurt Hummel.'
Blaine Anderson: Wow you do look like Movie stars! You never told me how good you look in a tux Kurt! ;) Finn Hudson and his trusty sidekick Kurt Hummel.
Kurt Hummel: SANTANA! What did I say! I specifically said DON'T upload any pictures of me! And if you had to to not tag me in them! So what do you go and do! Satan.
Blaine Anderson: Why? There's nothing wrong with it. You look handsome. ;)
Kurt Hummel: *blushes* Thank you.. I bet you look handsome in one too.
Wes Thomas: Wow Blaine. Be any more obvious why don't you?
Blaine Anderson: Aww did I make you blush? And maybe so, But I could never look as handsome as you. ;) What now Wes?
Kurt Hummel: ...
Santana Lopez: Look Lady face, lover boy here wanted a picture of you in a tux so I gave him one. You'll thank me later ;)
Kurt Hummel: I highly doubt that -_-
Santana Lopez: Oh come on! You love the fact that, What's he called is complimenting you! Don't even try to deny it. We all know. ;)
Blaine Anderson: My name is right there Santana. -_- Know what?
Kurt Hummel: Nothing. Santana is just being her usual devil self.
Santana Lopez: Straight up Bitch ;)
Rachel Berry: Aww Finn you look lovely. You too Kurt :)
Mercedes Jones: Is having a nice girly night with Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel!
Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel and 5 Others like this.
Rachel Berry: Yeah we are! It's nice just chatting in our pj's and talking about boys.
Kurt Hummel: I feel like we haven't done this in forever..
Finn Hudson: Boys? Why are you talking about boys? You don't need to talk about boys.
Mercedes Jones: Calm down Frankenteen. All is good. We're not talking about you.
Finn Hudson: I don't actually know if that is a good thing or not. "/
Blaine Hudson: I hope you're talking about me ;)
Mercedes Jones: No! Of Course Not! Why Would We Talk About You! ;)
Blaine Anderson: Oh my, Really? Are you actually talking about me?
Rachel Berry: Of course we are talking about you Blaine Warbler!
Blaine Anderson: You know, I have a last name. It's right there.
Rachel Berry: Warbler is fine with me.
Kurt Hummel: I leave for five minutes and this is what happens! I can't believe you told Blaine we were talking about him!
Blaine Anderson: Aww I think it's cute. I talk about you too.
Kurt Hummel: Really?
David Stuart: Really.
Wes Thomas: Non stop.
David Stuart: 'Kurt is such an amazing person.'
Wes Thomas: 'Kurt has the prettiest eyes I have ever seen.'
David Stuart: 'He has the most adorable smile In the world.. I can't stop thinking about it..'
Wes Thomas: 'Did you see him in those skinnies?'
Blaine Anderson: STOP!
Rachel Berry: Aww that's so sweet! But you are the enemy. "/
Kurt Hummel: *blush*
Kurt Hummel is now friends with Wes Thomas and David Stuart.
Blaine Anderson, Wes Thomas and 1 Other likes this.
Rachel Berry: Are you being serious? You are befriending the enemy!
Rachel Berry: Oh wait I get it! Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Great idea Kurt! I approve!
Wes Thomas: How do you know you aren't the enemy? ;)
Rachel Berry: Because we are his best friends and he has known us longer.
David Stuart: That means nothing ;P
Rachel Berry: Hmph! We are more imprtant then you. End of.
Wes Thomas: Really?
Rachel Berry: Yes Really. What would make you think otherwise!
David Stuart: We have Blaine ;)
Rache Berry: -_-
Blaine Anderson: Come on guys! Really? Sorry about Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee Rachel. Just ignore them! I do.
Rachel Berry: Oh don't worry Blaine Warbler. I intend to ignore them.
Wes Thomas: Blaine Warbler? Is that some kind of nickname?
Blaine Anderson: Anderson! Blaine Anderson! - It's right there!
Rachel Berry: I know it is! I can read you know!
Blaine Anderson: Then why don't you use my last name!
Rachel Berry: Because I call you Warbler.
Blaine Anderson: Yeah, but it's not my last name.
Wes Thomas: I think it's kinda awesome. Rachel, does that mean I'm Wes Warbler?
David Stuart: Yeah! And That I'm David Warbler!
Rachel Berry: No but that's what I am calling you. In my books you don't have a last name. You are the enemy. Hence Warbler.
Blaine Anderson: That makes no sense what so ever.
Wes Thomas: Rachel!
Rachel Berry: Yes it does. You are not my friend, but my enemy. You are my competition hence we can only be on a first name basis.
David Stuart: Rachel!
Blaine Anderson: What? Your logic confuses me. Why can't we be friends just because we are each others competition?
Wes Thomas: RACHEL!
Rachel Berry: It makes perfect sense. You are just not smart enough to see it!
Wes Thomas: RAAACCCCCHHHHEEEELLLL!
Blaine Anderson: What? That seriously makes no sense. Answer him please Rachel New Directions!
Rachel Berry: No, I am ignoring him. -_- cute.
Kurt Hummel: Guys! Stop! The notifications are insane! Blaine please ignore Rachel and Rachel ignore tweedle dum and tweedle dee. -_- You guys are insane.
Blaine Anderson: Your friends Kurt..
Kurt Hummel: Trust me. I know..
David Stuart: RACHEL!
Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: Hey! I've just got two tickets to the only Wicked screening! Wanna come with? ;)
Kurt Hummel, Wes Thomas and 2 Others likes this.
Kurt Hummel: Are you being serious! I would love to come! I can't believe you got tickets! I can't believe you asked me!
Blaine Anderson: Of course I'd ask you!
Wes Thomas: Wow. A musical? That sounds like such an amazing date!
Rachel Berry: Kurt! He is the enemy! Next you will be practicing our set list with him!
Wes Thomas: RACHEL! Stop being so sassy and so damn frustrating! Your overachieveer-ness isn't appreciated here so move along.. *motions hands in shooing manner*
Santana Lopez, Noah Puckerman and 6 Others like this.
Rachel Berry: :O How Dare you! Finn!
Tina Cohen-Chang: I am actually starting to kind of like these Dalton boys!
Wes Thomas and David Stuart like this.
Brittany S. Pierce: Are you guys dolphins too?
Santana Lopez: Hey guys fancy meeting up anytime soon? My place is free on Fridays ;)
Wes Thomas and David Stuart like this.
Blaine Anderson: Guys? Are you being serious?
Brittany S. Pierce: Hey look! It's Kurt's dolphin! Hi!
David Stuart: Time, Date and Address ;)
Kurt Hummel: David! Satan! You back off and leave these boys alone! They BOTH have GIRLFRIENDS.
Santana Lopez: Too bad. Maybe next time ;)
Blaine Anderson: Kurt's dolphin? Should I even ask?
Mike Chang: No, I wouldn't if I was you.
Blaine Anderson: Right. Okay. Kurt I'll pick you up! I'll text you time and date now! :)
Kurt Hummel: I can't do this any more.
Blaine Anderson: What's up? I'm looking for my phone. I'll ring you when I find it. Courage.
Mercedes jones: ?
Kurt Hummel: I don't know what to do anymore. I love you all so much but I don't feel safe anymore.
Blaine Anderson: Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: Can we meet for coffee?
Blaine Anderson: Of Course. Lima Bean? Usual time? I'll be there.
Mercedes Jones: Are you okay?
Kurt Hummel: Okay thank you. See you then.
Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel: Kurt? Where are you? Why haven't you been at school? I hope you are okay?
Mercedes Jones to Kurt Hummel: Hey Fashionesta! Why haven't you been at school the past few days? And you aren't replying to any of my texts. Are you okay? Whats up?
Noah Puckerman to Kurt Hummel: Dude what has that jock done to you now?
Finn Hudson to Kurt Hummel: Kurt? My mum says you're not very well or something? What's up? What has Karofsky done to you now dude?
Finn Hudson: Sorry about the 'dude'
Blaine Anderson to Kurt Hummel: Courage. Everything will be okay I promise. Things will get better. I will will always be here for you.
Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones and 2 Others like this.
Mercedes Jones: Me too.
Quinn Fabrey, Finn Hudson and 10 Others like this.
Wes Thomas: So will David and I. We'll always have your back Kurt.
David Stuart and Blaine Anderson likes this.
Kurt Hummel now attends Dalton Academy for Boys.
Mercedes Jones: *Dislike* I can't believe you left.
Finn Hudson: We could have protected you.
Noah Puckerman: Karofsky will pay for this!
Quinn Fabrey: :(
Brittany S. Pierce: What? No more dolphin :(
Rachel Berry: I can't believe you left..
Kurt Hummel: Sorry guys, I just didn't feel safe anymore.
Blaine Anderson: I am so sorry it came to this, but you will be safe here Kurt. I promise.
Wes Thomas: Yeah you will! We won't let anything happen to you.
Mercedes Jones: You boys better look after my man or else!
Rachel Berry likes this.
David Stuart: We promise.
Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry and 12 Others like this.
Okay well I think i shall end it here as it does go on for a while! Basically this was just me messing around and having a laugh!
If you think it was rubbish, let me know.
If you think it was okay, let me know.
Thank you for taking the time to read my drabble! I Love you all!
Kaylee xx