Charles: Okay, okay, guys… we need to get back on track. Let's talk about the movie again finally, okay?

Sean: You're just trying to keep us from harassing you about your sex life. How kinky does it get?

Charles: Look, I just jumped in the water after Erik!

Alex, Sean, Hank, Raven, and Erik in unison: Gay.

Charles: You're all grounded.

Raven: You can't ground me. Daddy has custody.

Alex: You fucked the guy you call Daddy?

Charles: Alex!

Sean: I'm too high for this shit.

Charles: If I catch you on marijuana again, I'm sending you to a behavioral hospital, Sean.

Hank: Thank God.

Alex: Shut up, blue pubes.

Raven: I bet Sean's pubes are red.

Alex: I wouldn't know. He shaves.

Charles: God. Hey, hey, let's watch this. Look, look, we're getting on with the Cerebro… we're about to recruit you guys.

Sean: Angel was kinda hot.

[Alex sighs]

Erik: Eh, she is also a loose whore.

Charles: Don't tell me you did—

Erik: I swear I didn't-

Sean: I did, though!

[Alex sighs, louder]

Charles: Isn't this supposed to be where I make her think you're a tranny?

Erik: What?

Charles: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Alex: I don't like her at all.

Sean: 'Course you don't. But I like you better anyway.

Hank: This is sickening.

[Alex begins to sound as if he might cry]

Charles: Oh, Darwin.

Erik: Have to admit, I liked him.

Alex (sniffling): He was great.

Sean: Oh, and you're gonna get mad at me for previously having a thing with someon- damn, you look good in muscles shirts, Alex!

Alex: Shut up, Cassidy!

Sean: I love you.

Hank: Hey, this is where Sean gets rejected.

Alex: That bitch was stupid.

Raven: It was a creepy flirting method. I mean, how'd you ask Alex out? "Crazy, isn't it? You're a heartbroken mutant; I'm a heartbroken mutant, too. Wanna have gay sex sometime and talk about it?"

[Everyone laughs]

Alex: Would it creepy of me to say that's exactly what happened?