So sorry guys! I've been really busy!

Random thought time:

I don't know why, but I love to make Erik act like a small child.

There is a mean girls reference, a scott pilgrim reference, and a 30 rock reference, let's see if you guys can find them.

Would not have been able to write this chapter without the music of metric and kate nash.

I have found the ultimate x-men first class mary-sue fic. It's called long way to happy. Apologies to the author of it.

I love the pairing Sean/Moira, yet no one has written a single fic about them! I am also intrigued by Charles/Raven for some reason. So here's the deal, if one of my amazing readers writes me a cute or funny fic about either pairing…I WILL WRITE BONUS CHAPTERS! OR MAYBE EVEN A SEQUAL! So, pretty please people.

Enjoy!

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"If that ship crosses the line," Charles said gravely. We were in the plane now and very close to Cuba. Most of the Russians had retreated. Except for one, we were trying to stop it, but it kept going. "We're doomed!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" everyone except Charles yelled.

"What do we do now?" I asked, pouting and widening my eyes.

"I have an idea!" A light bulb appeared over Charles' head.

"How did you do that?" Sean asked quietly as the light bulb disappeared. Then Charles put his fingers to his temple and a few seconds later, the ship exploded. With that, we all cheered and hollered.

"You go, Glen Coco!" Raven yelled.

"Partyin', partyin', yeah!" I added.

"WOO!" Alex cheered.

"Ok, that's enough!" Erik said, crossing his arms and pouting.

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Sonar Sean

"Okay, peoples!" Charles said. "We need to find the submarine."

"But we don't have sonar!" Hank interjected.

"YES WE DO!" Sean yelled and Hank grinned like a furry idiot.

"That's my boy!" I yelled toward Sean. Charles, Sean, and Erik stoop up and asked Hank to open the hatch. Erik stepped forward to make sure Sean's Wing thingies were secure.

"STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE!" Sean exclaimed. Erik stepped back with his hands in the air. And that's when Sean jumped out of the plane and screamed.

"Weez found him peeps!" Charles said triumphantly.

…

Alex vs. Angel

"AH! Stop spitting at me!" Alex yelled.

"No way, Jose!" Angel kept spitting.

"What do I do!"

"Kick her in the balls!" yelled Sean who happened to be flying by.

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Shaw Puppet

"Hey, Charles," Erik said, raising a dead Shaw in the air. "I got you something!"

"Erik!" Charles yelled, completely astonished. "What did I tell you!"

Erik looked at his feet. "Don't use dead people as puppets."

"Exactly!" Charles lifted one finger and shook it, as if to scold Erik.

Erik dropped Shaw and put on his usual pout.

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Look At Charles, Now Back To Me, Mary-Sue OR Break-Up No. 2

I jumped out of the plane a few minutes after Sean and my awesomeness carried to the shore. In that time I avoided a flying submarine, watched Angel try to kill some people, and punched Azazel in the face. I really didn't care though; and I didn't want to mess up my hair. I was also waiting for Sean to show up.

It took fifteen minutes for Sean to show up. I yelled at him.

"Where have you been?"

"Huh?"

"We are so over!"

"What?"

…..

The Final Break-Up

"Kill all humans!" Erik yelled, sending missiles towards the humans. I couldn't help but admire his evilness.

"DIE YOU EVIL GERMAN CROTCH-BLOCK!" Moira fired bullets at Erik.

"Deflect of awesomeness!" Erik deflected the bullet, right into Charles's spine.

"No!" He ran to Charles's side. "Are you ok?"

"I'll be fi-"

"Good! Because I'm leaving and taking your sister with me!"

"Wait. What? Are you breaking up with me!"

"Maybe." Erik said. "Maybe not."

"That's not a real answer!"

"Who cares?" Erik stood up while Raven limped towards him. He grabbed her hand and asked. "Anyone else coming?"

"Twist!" I yelled and grabbed his hand.

The hellfire club, Erik, Raven, and I poof-ed away into awesomeness.

THE END. (or is it?)