Disclaimer: I do not own DGM.

Warnings: Not for the faint-hearted.

Author's Note: This chapter is dedicated to Licohriqxe. Thank you so much, girl.

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Frenemy

The Kiss Incident

"Omae, umasou da na."

(Roughly translated as 'You smell fucking delicious'. Well, at least in Kanda's colorful vocabulary...*cough* Okay, please erase that.)

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He was nettled. Well, it goes without saying.

He was currently being surrounded by mob of delirious women clad in skimpy skirts and school uniforms.

They all looked like they were going to brothels than in school.

Tch.

"Kanda-sama! Kanda-sama!"

"Would you like to accompany me after school, Kanda-sama?"

"Kanda-kun, please be my Valentine!"

"Kanda-sama, I'm offering you this glorious body! Please feel free to ravish it anyway you want!"

Kanda almost went blue in disgust.

This was what he hate the most about school.

These fucking retarded women.

He was about to turned around and flee for his life (actually, he was choosing between fleeing or just killing everyone with gigantic tits around him and just get on with his life), when he spotted a smiling white haired boy happily (annoyingly) chatting with another eye sore, a red haired boy with an eye patch fetish.

Tch.

And then, something flickered into his brilliant mind.

He wanted to get away with this kind of dilemma, right?

Fucking yes.

And he wanted to erase that infuriating smile etched on that Moyashi's face, right?

Kanda slyly grinned as he walked towards the two, ignoring the horde of boobies bouncing in his sight. His eyes were glued to Allen still talking to Lavi. They seemed like uninterested in what was happening around them and were so absorbed in their little chit chat.

And the more Kanda watched them, the more he irritated he became.

He was used seeing Allen annoyed and fuming and a smiling Allen was something he almost never sees.

Except today, of course.

Because for some reason, the smile that Allen kept on showing Lavi made Kanda more irate than usual.

He walked and walked until he was about to crash with the two.

Kanda smirked.

Allen's eyebrows scrunched and his face darkened.

Lavi just nonchalantly stared at him.

"What do you want?" Allen asked.

Kanda remained silent; his face was still wearing that smirk, as if he was teasing the white haired.

He saw Allen grind his teeth.

It made Kanda feel like he was in bliss.

Ah. This Allen was still the best, Kanda thought.

Then, he stepped forward, startling the shorter boy. In a span of few second he was already holding Allen's head, his arms were coiling the lithe body before him. And with a husky voice, he whispered right through the ears of the astounded boy in his arms, "Omae... omasou da na..." before he suddenly claimed the parted lips.

He knew that everybody was watching and this made his plan more and more exciting.

This could drive away all of the pests in his life

Kanda could almost see Allen fuming in anger.

He parted the still stunned lips and explored the wet cavern with his tongue.

The unanticipated softness that bombarded him confounded his mind. Kanda, who was now being pulled by the unexpected sensation of the Moyashi's mouth, explored more deeply, lapping the pair of lips that were being offered right in front of him. He licked, lapped, and sucked, eliciting more and more gasps from the crowd –sounds that were no longer reaching Kanda's ears.

He couldn't believe that that small bean sprout's mouth could be this scrumptious and enticing.

In the eyes of all, Kanda was ravishing Allen's mouth like there was no tomorrow.

Lavi sighed while thinking how troublesome his friend could be.

God. Somebody's actually jealous of me, huh. Lavi thought as he turned around and walked away from the longest kissing scene he had ever seen.

Lavi bet that Allen wouldn't be in school for at least a month.

"I really don't get why the two of them hated each other so much," he whispered to himself.

Another Author's Note: Kanda's a jerk and I love him precisely because of that.