( I know I REALLY should be working on the next chapter of Continuum's Colision, and I am working on it, my damned laziness working me over...but! This was thought up on the spot, after seeing that RagnaXTao, one of the more fun pairings in BlazBlue, only has ONE entry into it. And it's funny, yes, entertaining, HELL YES. But...I just wanted to see more for my favorite pairing next to RagnaXRachel, so here we are. This SHOULD be fun to go through, and if I'm right, more people could be inspired to write for this lovable pair of knuckleheads. )

I don't own BlazBlue, or the characters within, so poopie.

"zzz...zzz...zzzuu...fishies...lotsa...fishies..." A soft snoring sound echoes throughout the grassy hill of the Kaka village, the only place where the Sun still shone in all of its glory. On top of the hill, slept the Kaka Clans greatest warrior and idiot. Taokaka.

Long blond hair that flowed out of her hood like a pair of braided ropes, bountiful breasts, easily DD-cups that were restrained by the fabric of her hood. Two massive paws with rectangular slits on them, easily able to extend and retract her deadly claws. Somewhat tanned skin shows on her womanly legs, toned to perfection and beautiful to behold if you weren't getting kicked by her shoes. An long cat tail waves in the air while she sleeps, colored black up to the tip where it then turned white. Two red eyes seem to be blinking rapidly while she snores, a mouthful of sharp teeth starting to grind now.

"Noo...mnnnhh! Goodguy...stay away...from...that fishie...it'll eat you up...Goodguy...Bad fishie...Don't eat him...I'll Eat you...Me..mew...mew...MEOWWWWWWWW~ GOODGUY!" She rolls about on the grass, her foot kicking the air rapidly as her claws pop out; with a growl her claws begin to bat at the air while her foot kicks, her dream taking a turn for the worst.

She starts to panic more and more, until with a loud yowl of anger she jumps up and creates a long scar in the air. Her claws slicing and dicing nothing at all, but creating cuts due to their speed and strength. When she awakes from her dream, her tail was waving about rapidly, and her red eyes glittering with unshed tears," Good guy? GOODGUY? THAT MEANIE FISH ATE HIM! NOOO! TAO'LL SAVE YOU GOOD GUY! TAO SWEARS IT ON MEATBUNS AND THE BOOBIE LADY!"

Her loud voice echoes throughout the Kaka Village, making every Kaka look up at the far off hill," What the hell...? I came back to visit Tao, and already she's upset at me? God Dammit...! This is bullshit!" comes the growl of a Silver Haired gentlemen.

The Infamous Criminal, Ragna the Bloodedge the man with the Several Billion Dollar bounty, legendary for destroying NOL branches, attacking Ranked Officers without even a care, and for generally being extremely hard to take down...Had come to vist the Kaka Clan to see Tao.

Such a mundane reason for visiting them, but one he'd keep to himself at all costs. Over the time he been in Kagutsuchi, several weeks now, he had disappeared for hours at time to go see Tao and the Kaka Clan. But primarily Tao, during his hour long visits, Noel would run herself ragged in her attempts to find him.

This visit would turn out to be...a little different than the last, how different would depend on Ragna's reaction to Tao's nightmare.

"GOODGUY! DON'T WORRY! TAO WLL SAVE YOU! TAO'S COMMMINGGGGG! GIANT FISHIE BEWARE! TAO'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YA! JUST YOU WAIT GOODGUY! TAO'S GONNA SLICE, AND DICE, AND CUT, AND SWIPE, AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THAT GIANT FISH THAT ATE YOU! THEN YOU AND I CAN EAT IT TOGETHER!" The obnoxously loud yells of Tao echo throughout the village, making Ragna scratch the back of his head in confusion," The hell is she talking about...Fuck me if I don't know...sounds upset, though..."

Muttering and cursing to himself, he moves toward the Grassy hill in the distance, Tao's yells continuing," JUST WAIT FISHIE! I'M COMING FOR YOUUUUU!" She screams out, blasting off of the hill and towards the Kaka village at speeds that could impress a Racing Airship, Ragna tries to stop her but she races past him in her quest to kill the giant fish that ate him.

"H-HEY! TAO! I'M RIGHT HERE!"

"Meowr? Goodguy? But Tao saw you eaten by that no good Giant Fishie! How did you get out?"

"...uuuhh...! Tao saved me! Uuh...yeah! You were so fast, that you had already cut me out of the Giant...uh, fish." The conversation goes as Tao zips around him, sniffing his clothes as the infamous Criminal look uneasy with this strange interaction,'Giant fish...the HELL? Did Tao have a freakin' nightmare? OOF! THE FUCK!' His thoughts go until Tao hugs him tightly.

" GARHAAAKKKK! GAH!"Grunts of pain burst from his mouth as Tao rubs her face against his chest," GOODGUY! RAWRGNA! TAO WAS SOOO WORRIED! DON'T GET EATEN BY GIANT FISHIES EVER AGAIN! Or Tao might eat Goodguy as well as the giant fish! Even if Goodguy might taste good, he's Tao's very,very, very special friend!" Taokaka yells out, wet stains touching Ragna's coat as she blubbers that out.

A sweatdrop rolls down his head, his breath wheezing when Tao hugs him a little too tightly,'Dammit... She really doesn't know the double meaning to that taste good line...Or that SPECIAL friend one? Gah... What a pain in the sack...'

Eventually, Tao lets him go when Ragna started to see red spots in his vision, " GOODGUY! LET'S PLAY! TAG! GOODGUY IS IT! LAST ONE TO CATCH TAO IS A SQIGGLY!" With a cheer, she slaps his chest with her paw, making him fly back; she turns around and waves her butt at him before blasting off with a happy cheer," Grrhh... What a pain in the as-!"

His cursing is cut off when Tao zips back and licks his face happily," Tao loves Goodguy just as much as Meatbuns! Catch Tao, c'mon!" Her paw pulls him up, pushes him back, then runs off as she cheers," C'MON GOOD GUY! CATCH TAO!"

"... Dammit...This girl...she REALLY is a pain." Despite Ragna's frustrated muttering, he smirks and runs after Tao, yelling at her as she laughs at him.

When they're gone, a flurry of rose petals fly throughout the spot they just occupied, Rachel Alucard stepping out with her eyes shadowed. Her ribbons twitching as she hears yells and playful laughs coming from the hill, Gii flaps with a worried expression next to his mistress, Nago sweating nervously as Rachel just turns to them,"... Why SHOULD I care about the foolishness of simpletons? They wish to breed and make MORE fools, so be it." She spins about with a snooty huff, Gii muttering to Nago," I think the Princess is Jealous," Nago nods at his friend," I agree...The Princess is VERY jealous...! URK!"

Storm clouds rumble above them as Rachel turns to her two half-witted servents,"...Jealous? I? Of two fools and their, their foolish rambunctious dallying with each other?" Her voice questions in a cold whisper, lightning cracking as she stares the two idiots down," No...No...why should the Princess be jealous? R...right Nago?" Gii says with a cowardly expression, Nago nodding along dumbly," The...The Princess is far too good for the likes of th-that fool!"

The storm clouds calm down as Rachel's mode improves, somewhat," Yes. I am far beyond the likes of that fool, he can be with that idiotic simpleton he calls a' friend' all he wants. Idiots like them can breed with each other, for all I care," turning to them, a door opens as she grabs Gii and starts to stretch him, her mood still VERY sour," Nago, Gii, we're going home. Those two fools are boring me, and I do desire some tea and a nap."

The three leave, Rachel giving a final look back as she sees Tao glomp Ragna happily, her eyes narrow before she hmphs, and leaves the idiot duo to their foolish snuggling. She wasn't JEALOUS, not in the least...but if she wasn't, then why did she feel so sad that it was that worthless creation that held Ragna's affection in her grimy grease covered paws?

(ALRIGHT! This'll be a side project to Continuums Collision! The first of five one short romantic stories between Ragna and Taokaka! Hope you all enjoyed this, and I'm looking forward to more of this pairing being seen in time! Raokaka needs more love! SO LONG!)