An unexpected turn of events

Chapter 9: when shit gets real

Sean was scared as she ran up to him. He closed his eyes and waited for his body to be hacked to pieces. But instead she held him in a death hug that was crushing the ribs in his body. Being scared for no reason and Sean's ribs being crushed caused something in his mind to just snap.

"GET OFF ME! GOD DAMN ZOMBIES HAVE NO RESPECT FOR PERSONAL SPACE!" Sean yelled pushing the surprised witch off of him.

The witch looked at him with a shocked look until her eyes started to water and she started crying uncontrollably.

"oh shit I'm sorry don't cry. See look at the funny face!" Sean yelled making retarded faces trying to make her happy.

She stopped crying and looked at his retarded face for a few moments.

"oh well I gue-" Sean started to say before the witch started crying even louder, scaring the daylights out of Sean.

"OH SHIT!" Sean yelled out as he slipped and crashed into a bookshelf behind him, causing a crap ton of books to fall on top of him.

Sean felt his sore head when he looked to see a sight he hadn't seen in a long time.

The witch had a big smile on her face and was chuckling a little bit. Sean started to get up until a loud creak and a smash squashed him under the bookshelf.

"ow.." Sean said pulling himself out from under the bookshelf and saw the witch giggling uncontrollably and with a bigger smile on her face.

"well at least you've stopped crying, now if you'll excuse me I have to go find me some cheeseburgers" Sean said as he headed towards the door. He walked out into the alleyway and onto the barren street when he noticed something odd.

There was not a single common or special infected anywhere in the area.

Shrugging to himself he headed for the tank burger and started to heat up some burgers.

Meanwhile Candice was finally at the old college that her friend was at who had her special package for her.

Walking through the corridors she finally made it to the science hall and saw a trail of green goo. Following the green go she looked at the figure hunched over a set of chemicals.

"hello Suzie" Candice said as she sat down next to her friend

"oh Candice I almost have completed your request, just finally gathered all of the ingredients."Suzie the spitter said

"boomer bile"

"tanks sweat"

"witches tears"

"spitters spit" Suzie said hawking some acid into the vial

"And huntress hair" she said pulling a hair out of Candice's scalp causing her to let out a yelp.

Once Suzie started up the heater, the concoction started to bubble and shake and cause the room to glow green.

After 3 minutes it died down and turned a glowing orange and bubbling every few seconds.

"now let your little boyfriend drink this and he will be able to understand us"

"hes not my boyfriend.." Candice said as she rubbed her still sore scalp.

"are you sure this will work?" Candice asked

" I have no idea" Suzie shrugged before waving her friend off.

Meanwhile Sean, after finishing massacring a horde of cheeseburgers, headed back to the apartment room until he saw the rage quit king himself charging down the alleyway towards him.

"oh cmon!" Sean yelled annoyed that there had to be a tank here.

Suddenly the tank was cut in half as a giant pair of chompers bit the top part of it's torso clean off with no problem. And what Sean saw was something even he could not beat.

sorry the chapters short but i just wanted to get to a very important part of the story and that is...

"do you know what suck the heads means?"