The Young Justice Roadtrip

"Alfred, why does it say here that I have rented an RV?" The rich and ignorant Bruce Wayne asked his trusted butler.

"Well Master Bruce, Master Dick thought that it would be best if we went on a vacation for a few months," Alfred explained to Bruce.

"I'm going to kill that little runt when I catch him. Then I'm going to make bird soup out of him," Bruce said walking off to go do some work, or something that involved punching a dummy of his so called adopted son.

"Master Dick is going to get it when Master Bruce gets him. Oh well a free vacation is a free vacation," Alfred said walking off to the bedrooms to awake the sleeping boy and Bruce's latest girlfriend.

"Master Dick it is time for you to get up and get ready for school before Master Bruce decides that it is a good idea to wake you up himself," Alfred said to the waking boy from his slumber.

"Urgh. Need more sleep. KF used me as a living dummy last night. So long story short, NEED MORE SLEEP" Dick said sitting up for two seconds then throwing himself back down onto his bed.

"Well it seems that Master Bruce has found out about our plans to go on a Roadtrip," Alfred said cleaning up the thirteen year olds desk and study area.

"So I take it that he will be in a pretty foul mood this morning?" Dick said walking over to his dresser and books on the opposite wall.

"Master Bruce is always in a foul mood in the mornings before something big is about to happen," Alfred said handing Dick his clothes.

"That's right him and the rest of the Justice League are going to a party, and what do me and my team get? Monitor duty at the Volcano," Dick said walking into his on-suite bathroom.

"Master Bruce only has his and your best interests in mind. He will do stuff like this because he only wishes to protect you and his friends and his family," Alfred said to the boy who had entered the bathroom.

"So in other words he only wants to, oh I don't know, only protect his friends and not his family cause he don't have none?" Dick said from the bathroom while he was brushing his teeth.

"That is not true Master Dick. He considers most of the Justice League his family and he considers you as his son," Alfred said walking towards the door of the boy's room.

"I've heard this before and I just want to go to school right now because quite frankly I have better things to do there and you should start packing for the big trip. My next plan: Get Bruce to Drive to Metropolis," Dick said walking down the stairs to the garage being closely followed by Alfred.

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Co-Written by Hanako love- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!