Author's Note: Dedicated to everyone who was disappointed with the anime filler on what happened to Sanji in Kamabakka Kingdom! Special thanks to Kay Hau, my partner in the "Torture Straight Sanji on Okama Island Challenge!" We ran ideas back and forth, so you may see a bit of overlap between her stories for this challenge and mine. Feel free to join in on the challenge! (Sorry Kay Hau I just loved the way you phrased this so I took it :P )

Disclaimer: I no own one piece, Oda does. If I did it would be nowhere near as fabulous as it is.

"We were able to get a picture of black leg Sanji!"

"Good... wait… is this... whatever it's better than the drawn picture, get it out on those wanted posters!"

"Yes sir!"

A few days later

Sanji had FINALLY finished off the new Kama master number... he had lost count. It was fine with him; He only had two years to defeat these... menaces to society. So if he was already losing count that meant he had finished off enough, right?

"Hi sweet 'ums! I'm next! I'm New Kama master number 3!" Sanji stared and felt at the edge of tears. THREE? Why just three?

As if on cue a paper dropped from the sky, released by one of the carrier birds. It floated to the ground resting at his feet. Before he had time to look at what it was the new Kama leader attacked. He leapt back out of harm's way as the kick passed through where he had just been. Without hesitation the leader kicked with his other leg moving back and forth, Sanji was doing everything he could to avoid being hit. He leapt up over the leader and sent his leg crashing down, but to no avail. The leader jumped backwards with an odd grace.

Meanwhile the paper from earlier was picked up by one of the okama's watching and waiting. They all huddled around the paper trying to get a good look at it. A couple licked their lips and looked at the still fighting duo.

On the Baratie

"Men... it is finally the day... Our Sanji has finally got a wanted poster with a picture and here it is!" Zeff who is hardly suppressing laughter holds it up for the rest to see.

The whole of Baratie stare at it for a whole minute in silence then laughter erupts loud enough to be heard across the ocean, "He looks so scary!"

"That's our Sanji!"

"Who knew?"

Back to the pink island

Sanji was feeling really off which mad him really mad. Why were they all staring at that paper? Why did they leer at him after staring at it? In frustration, he twisted in a tight circle one foot on the floor. When he stopped the whole foot radiated an intense red, the leader just smirked beckoning him forward. He shot forward this time in a corkscrew motion, the leader dodged to the left, Sanji smiled and kicked getting out of his rotation and in the process aiming for the leader. Before the leader even realized the foot hit, burning into skin with a force that portrayed his frustration, the leader was sent flying smashing into the crowd full force. Sanji kept his leg up, the heat still on the leg. He had been through enough battles to know that he shouldn't drop his guard until it was certain that the enemy was down. The crowd waited, a tense silence filled the air; the dust began to settle from where the leader had landed. Sanji released a breath then put the foot down. The leader was unconscious along with the group of okama's who had been holding the paper. The paper was caught on the wind and moved forward. Sanji caught it breathing heavily. He took one of the cigarettes out of his pocket and lit it, taking a drag from the toxic chemicals; he looked at the picture... He stared at it for almost 5 minutes... "What the hell!" he shouted loud enough to be heard across the whole island. In his shaking hands was a wanted poster... he looked at the picture then looked at the name, picture, name, picture, name. He collapsed to the ground in sobs. He grabbed the picture and ripped it to shreds. "Why! Why couldn't they keep the other picture! I admit it I love the other picture!" he sobbed in aggravation, now he could no longer woo the ladies, like his Robin-chwan and Nami-swan, his manhood was gone!

The picture in question was quickly spreading all over the world being seen by friend and foe alike. On it was a "MAN in a PINK BALL GOWN with ELBOW LENGTH GLOVES. A MAN with a GOATEE and a CIGARETTE sticking out of his mouth. A MAN with a diamond pin in his blond hair, a thick diamond choker necklace about his neck, and dripping in glittering diamond bracelets, rings, earrings..." A man with the name Black-leg Sanji.

This story would not have come about without the help of Kay Hau. You should all go to her stories and read them! Well anyways it's getting late and it's time for me to end here. Ja ne~

P.S. how they took the picture in the first place… well that's for the imagination ;P