OwlCookies: I got inspired for this random one-shot after watching Sgt. Frog. Insanely funny anime xD WATCH IT! I RECOMMEND IT!

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"Poke… Poke… Poke…" Mumbles were heard behind the couch.

Sophie looked up from her bored state of looking-aimlessly-at-the-ceiling-while-mama-and-papa-are-gone-on-a-lunch-time-date. Yeah, also known as "complete and utter boredom." No joke there. Sophie sat on the couch, slouched on, with a leg and an arm hanging out of the edge. A slight bead of drool dribbled its way down her cheek until she sucked it back in.

"Poke… Poke… Poke…" More mumbles.

Sophie sat up a peered down behind the couch. Morgan was crouching down in the shadows of a couch with, what appeared to be, a stick. She was poking something with it.

"Momo, what are you doing?" Sophie asked.

Morgan looked up at her older sister in a trance-like state.

"Sissy, I found a froggy," Morgan replied.

Sophie hopped of the couch and pushed it beside to see that indeed, Morgan was poking a frog. It looked like it was in a deep and comfortable sleep. It was green, with a white belly that had a yellow star on it. The frog also wore a hat. Well, actually, Sophie wasn't sure it was a frog. It was much to be and didn't look like a realistic frog, more like a childish drawing of a frog.

"Ahh… Gundam models…" the frog murmured happily.

Sophie jumped back surprised. "Did… DID THAT FROG JUST TALK?" she shouted.

The frog thing woke up and rubbed its rather large eyes, sleepily.

"Huh? It's a pikaponian…." It paused for a moment, registering the scene in front of it. "IT'S A PIKAPONIAN! I'LL CONQUER YOU!" it shouted conquestingly.

Sophie grabbed a gun out of nowhere and aimed at the frog. "Make one move and I'll shoot."

"Awww Soso!" Morgan whined. "How come you get to do something cool! I wanna do alchemy on it! Can I? Can I?" she begged with puppy dog eyes.

"I never said you couldn't… but uh… sure. Just don't break anything." Sophie nodded at her younger sibling.

Slowly, Morgan drew a transmutation circle around the frog while it sat there looking at them confused.

"Hey! You can't threaten me! I'm supposed to conquer you!"

"Too bad!" Sophie shouted, pressed the gun to the frogs head. "Who are you anyway?"

"I am Sergeant Keroro, leader of the Keroro Platoon and I'm here to-" he was cut off by the whispers of the two girls.

"Keroro Platoon is a cheesy name," Sophie whispered to Morgan.

"It should be the Frog Squad!" Morgan exclaimed.

"That's a great name!"

Sgt. grew angry…ish… "I'M TRYING TO CONQUER HERE!"

"What? I couldn't hear you over the raging loud noise of my awesomeness," Sophie smirked.

"That's a good one, Soso!" Morgan giggled.

The stench of Sgt. Keroro's depression could be smelled throughout Amestris. And let me say, it was not a pretty smell. It was gorgeous, ahahaha no. No… it wasn't. I was being sarcastic there….

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OwlCookies: yeahhh ahah random