A series of CrissColfer alcohol drabbles. None of this happened, I don't own them, etc etc. I just wanted to write something.

Blame it on the Alcohol

Chris Colfer may or may not really enjoy going out for a drink after a long day of work. Be it working on his movie, writing, or just a day on the Glee set, a nice couple hours with a bottle of something was his favorite way to unwind ever since his twenty-first birthday. The only trouble was that different sorts of liquor tended to have different effects on the man, none of which made Chris very proud of himself.

Beer

Chris was lounging in his apartment with Darren, Heather, Lea, Ashley and Amber, taking the edge off of a fifteen hour day filled with far too much dancing. Chris was indulging himself on his fifth beer in two hours and was starting to feel the effects of the liquor in his blood stream.

"Darren. Darren did you know you're really awesome?" he asked, stumbling slightly over his words.

Darren chuckled at his co-star while all of the girls smiled and rolled their eyes. "Yes, I know, buddy. So you've said about four times already."

"Seriously though!" Chris emphasized, waving his beer around, "I've never met anyone more awesome. Totally awesome. Like the song. That you wrote. That's such a good song. You're really talented, Darren."

By this point none of the girls could contain their laughter. Eventually, Ashley spoke up, "Darren, I think our boo has a crush on you."

Darren merely rolled his eyes, however, Chris suddenly looked frantic, "Who, Ashley? Who has a crush on Darren? I don't like whoever it is!" and with that he crossed his arms, a pout forming on his face.

"Erm, you, Chris," Lea replied, giggling again.

Chris's face relaxed and he smiled slightly, "Well, yeah, I do."

The girls' mouths all dropped and Darren held back a small grin. Easiest way to get Chris Colfer to be completely honest about everything was to get a few beers in him. Worked every time.