101 Questions You Should Be Able to Answer About Your Character
(Must be in OC's POV)

Character: Rocco Hail
Affiliation: What..?
Movie/Show: South Park

BASICS

1.What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?

"Rocco Michael Hail. Yes, I know. An amazing name, whatever" Rocco explained, breathing out a sigh of frustration. "Rachel, why the hell am I doing this again?"

Rachel skipped her way into the room. "Because all your lovely fans want to know about you"

Rocco's eyes lit up and he smirked. "I have fans?"

Rachel scratched the back of her neck. "Uh…sure?"

2.How old are you? When is your birthday?

"I am 20 years old and my birthday is October 16th" Rocco smiled.

3.Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?

"I was born in Taunton and now, I live in New York although Rydia keeps trying to persuade me to move to South Park"

4.Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)

"Adam Hail- Occupation: Fashion Designer

Personality: Fucking weird…

Jen Hail- Occupation: Horror book author

Personality: Just as fucking weird. I may just arrange therapy for the pair of them…"

5.Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

"Yes. My older sister who's way shorter than me is Maddy Hail and she has quite a low self-confidence despite being fucking perfect in every way and she's very calm for someone who's been brought up in this family of screwballs" Rocco grinned cheekily as Maddy tried bashing him over the head.

"Then you've got Rydia J Hail who I swear to God gave birth to all things weird. She's literally the epitome of weird as fuck and she enjoys being hyper at times but other than that she's very sweet and kind. Knows how to touch a person's heart" Rydia came and hugged her brother for a moment before dashing off.

6.What is your occupation?

"Me? Oh, well, I just happen to have the best fucking job in the world. Working at children's nursery! Yeah, I know. I'm just as excited as you"

7.How tall are you? How much do you weigh?

"Seriously, what the fudge? Are you my stalker or something? Fine, fine, I'll answer. 6"4 and 185lbs. Not that it matters but whatever…"

8.What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?

"I would say a reddish steel brown colour and I have kind of dark blue eyes. I don't know…how often do you look at yourself in a mirror and say 'Oh hey, my eyes are a darker shade than yesterday's eye colour'. Fucking dumbass!"

9.What is your race?

"Caucasian-suck-my-dick!" Rocco smirked. Rachel slapped him on the head. "Fine, Jesus, it's Caucasian/British"

10.To which social class do you belong?

"Well, my parents are famous but I don't think that puts me in high class considering no-body even gives a rat's ass so I would say…middle to high class"

11.Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?

"I consider myself very attractive. Why do you ask? Uh…others? Well, they've slept with me so I'm guessing they do"

12.What is your style of dress?

"Casual or whatever the heck's laying around"

13.Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?

"I am getting a tattoo and I've got a birthmark right on the back of my right thigh. I would give you a preview but I am not stripping today"

14.Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

"Not really…I guess you could say I'm emotionally weak because if I see my family in danger than I will definitely become weak for them"

15.Are you right- or left-handed?

"Righty, bitch"

16.What does your voice sound like?

"Quite deep, I guess. It's soft but has a dark tone to it, if you get what I mean"

17.What kind of vocabulary do you use?

"I'm not that…literate but I guess my vocabulary isn't that horrendous. Ha! Did ya see what I did there? Classic. I'm posh, hooty tooty toot toot. I'm a snob and I speak with a funny voice. Hahaha! What..? What do you mean the camera's still rolling?"

18.List three quirks or other defining characteristics.

"Uh…I'm funny? I am kind sort of…This is hard" Rocco's cheeks went slightly red and he furrowed his eyebrows. "I am determined"

19.How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?

"I bathe ever two and I'm a guy. I wear guy stuff so I'm not going to wear perfume, bitch"

20.What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?

"Uh…okay, let me describe it. Gloomy, bored and frustrated all at the same time"

21.Do you use body language? How?

"I use my fist to show people when I'm angry. They often take it very well by running away" Rocco smirked and shrugged, not even look at the camera.

22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
"Bite me, bitch"

23.What is your earliest memory?

"I remember, just a minute ago, I stuck a boy on a wall with a few pins and I stuffed a couple of balled up socks in her mouth"

24.How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?

"I had enough and yes, I did enjoy it because I was the bad boy in school. Teachers generally hated me except for one person. But he was hilarious so he accepted my type of humour which incidentally was flinging wet tissue balls up at the ceiling. So yeah, I guess you could say I enjoyed it"

25.Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?

"Where everyone else learnt it. In school…"

26.How would you describe your childhood in general?

"Pleasant, in a weird way…my friends never really liked my parents at first so I had to beat them up. Then they liked them"

27.As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

"A fire-fighter which I will be one day!...You know, when I've given up the nursery job…"

28.When and with whom was your first kiss?

"God, it was so long ago. Hmm, I think it was with a boy named Tab Shrimp. The last name suited him because of how much of a midget he was. And boy, was his lips delicious?" Rocco smirked and winked as he chuckled after that sentence.

29.Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

"Shit, how many years ago was that? I was 15, I think and it was with this sweet little girl who, surprisingly, asked me out and was way demanding in bed…"

30.Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?

"My grandma. She is notorious for trying to hook up with men way younger than herself even in front of Grandpa which doesn't really piss him off that much…" Rocco blinked before giving a questionable glance to his right. "Why am I related to these people again?"

31.What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

"I can't say there's really been an important part of my life but I guess you could say it was…when I taught Rydia my old pranks. Oh, she's going to grow up to be such a little badass. I can't wait~!"

32.What do you consider your greatest achievement?

"Okay, these questions are getting on my nerves. I don't have a great achievement…wait, I do! When I punched Queenie's dad in the face for being an insensitive jerk and took her into my home and gave her a roof over her head. She still owes me for that but I'm glad I helped out a friend"

33.What is your greatest regret?

"When I moved away from my parent's home. Rydia and Maddy both grieved but Rydia suffered a lot. I just wish I had never moved away…"

34.What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?

"Huh…that's a good one. I guess you could say the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me is when this one girl went so crazy over the thought of having a kid that she said I was the father and so I spent a week just taking care of her while I could and…uh, well, her mother ended up breaking the news to me"

35.Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?

"They're called secrets! They're not secrets if I go blabbing them to other people, are they?"

36.What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

"I have killed someone. By accident but whatever. It's still evil, right?"

37.When was the time you were the most frightened?

"When I killed the person I mentioned above…"

38.Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?

"Yes, to New York"

39.What is your alignment?

"The fuck are you on about now?"

40.Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?

"I would say somewhere in between because I wouldn't say I'm too pessimistic but then at the same time I'm nowhere near optimistic"

41.Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?

"Fuck God and his pedo in the sky ways! I'm an a atheist if you couldn't tell"

42.Do you believe in an afterlife?

"No, it's another story, just like that other one. What was it called? Oh yeah, ghosts"

43.What is your greatest fear?

"My fears are none of your concerns" Rocco glared and his glare turned even more deadly as Rachel called out a 'His family and friends getting hurt!'.

44.What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?

"I get angry when people argue at me or if they decide to play a Justin Bieber song. I am happy when I am complimented, when I'm with the one I love or when I've made someone else happy, I guess…"

45.Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?

"I think people are all around evil. They can all suck my ding dong!"

46.What are your views on politics?

"Who gives a damn who's messing up world again?"

47.What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?

"I hate gambling because it's a scum bag's way of getting money out of you. Lying is okay as long as it doesn't cause a life. Theft is bad because what's the point? It's your own fault for not getting a job if you can't afford that item you're stealing. Killing…Well, I've done it before so what can I say?"

48.How far will you go to defend your beliefs?

"As far as I have to but I generally couldn't care less if someone doesn't believe the same things as me"

49.How much do you value money?

"Eh…not that much. I do love it but whatever is what I say"

50.In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

"Kill their own loved ones. That is just sick! I mean, who would do that?"

51.Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?

"If you're sacrificing yourself for something really good, then yeah, why not?"

52.Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?

"I believe in true love but I have never believed in soul mates. You work at a relationship, they're nothing miraculous about it. Just see what's best for your partner, vice versa and bam! You've got yourself a marriage!"

53.Are you superstitious?

"Nah. Coincidences…"

54.How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?

"I respect them enough to know not to force them not to believe in it but I will say they are bullshitting for a good laugh"

55.How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?

"I don't want to answer this question…"

56.Do you have any biases or prejudices?

"I am biased when it comes to Maddy or Rydia but that's about it"

57.Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

"Uh…" –Coughs- "I guess…Maddy and Rydia. I can't pick…"

58.Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?

"I respect my dad the most because mum's dad really gave him a hard time about dad dating mum. He never gave him a break. The person I hate the most is probably…Kyle for now because he's trying to taint my little sister's innocence"

59.Do you have a significant other? Who? Why?

"Raquel" Rocco smirked and waved to the camera, winking. "And I don't know. You can't help who you fall for…"

"You have to have a reason Rocco" Rachel's voice came through and Rocco seethed.

"Okay. Um, well, I love her pretty eyes and um…she's kind. Rachel, stop laughing!" Rocco blushed slightly and crossed his arms, pouting.

60.Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?

"I have a lot of friends but I don't have a close friend or a best friend because we're all just friends thanks to being in work together"

61.How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?

"I hate snobby people and I show them by mocking them and pranking them. Towards boys, I flirt with them and fight with them"

62.How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?

"Towards poor people? I find them hilarious so I just act the same around them as I would with a friend. Towards girls, I flirt with them"

63.Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.

"Uh…heh…yeah, I'm not going to talk about it…" Rocco furrowed his eyebrows and glared.

"He's never been in love to be honest" Rachel shrugged.

64.What do you look for in a potential lover?

"I have a lover already but I guess I need them to be submissive. There~! Happy?" Rocco smirked.

65.How close are you to your family?

"Very close. We all get along really well because we understand each other"

66.Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?

"I want to get married but I don't want children. Never!"

67.Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

"I argue with everyone who deserves it"

68.Are you a listener or a talker?

"I'm a listener. I don't really talk much"

69.How long does it usually take for you to trust others?

"Quite a while. I'm not really confident of other people around me"

70.Do you hold grudges?

"Yes. I don't forget things that really anger me"

71.Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

"Pretty much. I'm not really too much of a leader though. I only take leader when I know I'm the only one who can manage it which is all the time but whatever" Rocco smirked.

72.Do you like interacting with large groups of people?

"No, not really. I like interacting with five at the most but any above that is…ugh"

73.How well do you express yourself?

"Huh? What the hell do you mean? I express myself the way others express themselves"

74.How quickly do you judge others?

"I can be a bit too judgemental at times, I guess. But it's their own faults if they're going to leave a bad first impression on me"

75.Do you care what others think of you?

"No. It's my body, why should I care?"

76.Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?

"I guess you could say that Joe Princeton guy but, I don't want to spoil anything here, he doesn't really…stick around long enough for me to call him my enemy"

77.What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?

"My favourite past time is playing video games or playing basketball. My favourite colour is black or green and my favourite food is Mexican food. Possession is my gun. Ah, a sweet, sweet toy it is~!"

78.What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?

"Action…"

79.Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?

"I smoke and I flirt around a bit but could that even be classified as whoring?"

"You strip for no reason at times"

"Oh yeah, okay, then I go whoring"

80.How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

"I go out into town and have a walk around. Maybe pick up a couple of friends, go to the pub and get drunk but nothing out of the ordinary"

81.What is your most cherished fantasy?

"When I got my first fire-fighter suit from my dad. In fact, I still have it hung up in my closet. My dad got it as a joke because it's a stripper's suit but I love it so…how's it a joke again?"

82.How long is your attention span?

"I have an excellent attention span"

83.Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?

"I find others pain amusing…"

84.Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?

"I'm not going to tell you what offends me just so you can use it against me…" Rocco glared at the camera and then flipped off Rachel when she started laughing.

85.How do you deal with stress?

"What kind of stress do you mean?" Rocco licked his lips and smirked before he got hit on the head by a shoe and he glared, attacking Rachel before walking back to the chair he was sat on. "I go for a walk by the streams and forests"

86.How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?

"I am very athletic but I can't draw at all"

87.Do you like animals? Do you like children?

"I kind of love dogs and mice. But I hate children. There are some children who are grown up but bleh…no"

88.Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

"I always need to have a plan. I can't be spontaneous like Rydia…"

89.Do you have a pet? If so, what is his/her name? Species? Fur color? Etc…

"I do have a mice called Rod and he's a deer mouse with brown fur and a white belly with big brown eyes"

90.What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?

"I am very strong and I have a very stubborn attitude. My weakness is my emotions…"

91.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

"I would want to be less cold towards people I like…"

92.Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

"I'm extroverted more than I am introverted. Why does this even matter again..?"

93.Do you like yourself?

"Uh, yes…why?"

94.Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?

"I don't have a daily routine so I can't answer the last part of your question…"

95.What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?

"In the next six months I want to have a one-shot…" Rocco glared at Rachel. "In my lifetime? I want to have a wife to cherish as sappy as that sounds…"

96.Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?

"In 5 years I'll be a fire-fighter and I'll…be happy? In 10 years I'll have married and I'll be promoted as a stripper! Hell yeah! Nah, I kid. I'll be working hard as a fire-fighter. And in 20 years I'll be a wrinkly old bastard…"

97.If you could choose, how would you want to die?

"By an axe chopping me up into pieces…"

98.What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?

"For my amazing singing voice and for my funky muscles. Not even joking this time…"

99.What three words would you use to best describe your personality?

"Jerk, stubborn and soft on the inside…"

100.What three words would others probably use to describe you?

"Uh…rude, arrogant and cold…I don't know. Why don't you ask them instead of me?"

101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?

"I'm not…" Rocco looked confused before he noticed it was the end of the interview and grinned. "Hey, so listen guys, this was great and all but I'm out of here. Bye assholes!"

A/N: So, yes, I offered to do an interview with Rocco and he didn't want to but I threatened him with something of which I won't tell you guys. So then this happens XD

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