Disclaimer: Don't own the show or characters.

Notes: It's recommended you read my other fic, Forever an Agent, before this one. Explains a lot. Not necessary, just know that it's established with the team that McGee is immortal.
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Summary: Tony watches the show on different ways to die, and uses an immortal McGee as his testing dummy. Each chapter is a new scenario.

"Soooo, McGee." Tony is sitting at his desk when McGee arrives and sits at his own.

McGee looks up, frowning when he spots the mischievous look in his eyes. "Yeah, Tony?"

"I was watching tv last night. Know that show 1000 Ways to Die?"

"Yeah, I've seen it. I've never actually died from pure stupidity like that, but I've seen it."

"Let's re-enact it!" Tony grins and holds up a list. "Here's the starter list."

McGee stares at Tony's big grin, yanking the paper out of his hand. He begins reading down the list.. "Death by.. train hitting me. Drinking liquid nitrogen. Falling onto helicopter blades. Eating live scorpions. Taking a lava bath? Tony, what the hell?"

"Wh-I don't know, can you come back if you lose.. parts? Of yourself?"

"Yes. Yes, but I really don't want to." He shudders and shoves the list into Tony's chest, going and sitting back down.

"You never know, it might be fun," Tony says, trying to convince McGee to try this crazy shit with him.

"Fun-fun for WHO?" He stares at Tony incredulously. "I may be-" He lowers his voice to a whisper. "I may be immortal, but dying hurts like hell!"

Tony frowns and sits at his computer desk. "McGee, you're such a spoilsport."

McGee sighs and leans back in his chair, thinking over the idea for a while. Tony really looked excited, and now; he looks glum. Knowing he'll regret the choice, he puts a hand to his face. "Tony?"

"What, McBoring?"

"Let's do it."

Tony grins. "Can we start with-"

"Rules, yes. No lava. Lava is.. I'm not going there. No drowning in the ocean. Too easy to get lost. Oh, and, we're telling the others about this."

"Everyone?"

"No! Just Ziva and Gibbs. Not even Abby; she'll freak out."

"True." Tony leans back. So.. can we start with.." he looks at his list, trying to pick out an interesting cause of death. "In the tub with electrical devices?"

McGee sighs. "After work tonight, Tony."

Tony throws his hands up in victory. "Ye-he-hessss!"