it was another happy day in William McKinley kindergarten.

Mr. shoe, the kind young man who taught the club nursery rhymes after school, decided to take the children on a picnic. They skipped along, across the bridge, to the lovely park. There were lots of pretty pink flowers in the park.

Rachel Berry had baked a pretty yellow sponge cake with the help of her bald dad.

"It is wellow to represent the star I am becoming!" Rachel said. She had dark brown hair in pigtails.

Quinnie Fabray was playing with a baby doll, feeding it with a bottle of toy milk. "This is my baby. She's called Beth. Does anyone want to hold her? Finn, you can be the daddy."

Quinnie placed the plastic baby in Finn's arms.

"I want to look after the baby!" Noah shouted, "When I am big I will be getting married to Quinnie."

Noah snatched the toy baby, before dropping it into the river and watching it float into the distance.

Quinnie teared up like a perfect little princess.

"My baby..."

"Calm down, everyone!" Mr Shoe told the children.

"Calm down, everyone!" Rachel repeated loudly, beaming, "I will now perform my rendition of the song 'I am a little teapot'. And you all must watch very goodly. It will also be a ballet dance. Shhh..."

Kurt Hummel sighed.

Rachel began to sing and dance. The other children took no notice, except for Finn who watched the performance intently.

"Let's go and play football." Noah Puckerman suggested to his pal Finn. They liked to play football.

"No..." said Finn.

Noah was shocked. He turned to Artie, the little boy in the nursery rhyme club who didn't speak very much.

"Do you want to play football?"

"Okay."

"And Quinnie, do you want to play with us?"

Noah liked Quinnie. Noah thought Quinnie was very nice.

"I don't want to get my new dress dirty. Mommy said I should keep it very clean because it is white with flowers on and I could ruin it if I play football games with little boys like Noah and Artie."

Noah looked sad.

"But I will be your cheerleader!"

Quinnie loved cheerleading. Her big sister was a cheerleader, and Quinnie wanted to be a cheerleader when she was older.

Noah, Quinnie and Artie ran off into the grass.

"Don't go too far!" Mr Shoe shouted hurriedly to them.

Rachel belted out the last out-of-tune note of "I am a little Teapot" loud and clear for the world to hear.

"Did you think it was good?" she said, curtsieing.

"Very good, Rachel. Very good." Mr Shoe mumbled. Rachel looked around at her audience expectantly.

Brittany and Santana sat making a daisy-chain together. It was a very pretty daisy chain. Tina sat looking sad and dark and lonely on her own. She also looked very Asian. Mike Chang sat next to her. They didn't have much in common except for the fact they were both Asian and both had Chang in their surnames (they were both Asian, after all.)

Mercedes was munching down a donut disapprovingly. She was never impressed by Rachel's voice, especially her solo in 'Humpty Dumpty Sat on The Wall'.

Kurt sat next to Mercedes. He was wearing a nice tiara. He was scared to move in case it fell off and started floating down the river like Quinnie's baby.

Rachel stomped off, shouting, "Someday you will realise how talented I am! Then you'll be sorry!"

"Wait, Rachel!" Finn ran after her, "I thought it was really... good!"

Rachel smiled and hugged Finn. He was always nice.