Hi you guys here is another HP fic with my twist on what happened to Voldywart on that very special Hallows Eve.

Disclaimer: I LeggylasLover does not own any characters recognized in the Harry Potter series, they belong to J. R. Rowling the lucky ducky. I only own Marlamin and Mickey.

"Marlamin here with your evening wizarding news, and with interesting information regarding The- Boy- Who- Lived and You- Know- Who. There are many speculations of what happened that fateful night He- Who- Must- Not- Be- Named, killed the Potters, but few people know what really happened that night at Godric's hollow October 31."

"It was a cool night and the Potters were preparing to put their young son Harry age one at the time when he came. As we all know he made short work of the Potters and how young Harry managed to escape the killing curse is still being questioned. But what has just been discovered was that after Harry survived He- Who- Must- Not- Be- Named, was blasted out the second story window and onto the road (a road is a place where Muggle's operate their wheeled inventions on. For more information contact the Ministry's Misuse of Muggle Artifacts department's head Arthur Weasley)."

"Eye witnesses have told us that the dark lord dusted himself off all the while cursing the boy who lived name. it is said that he made a tremendous display of trying to kill Harry from a distance but although the Potter house was burnt to the ground Harry still lived. A close neighbor Bathilda Bagshot is now calling over floo to tell us what happened next."

" Mrs. Bagshot please tell us what occurred after you saw You- Know- Who, try to murder Harry."

" Well, Mr. Marlamin, You- Know- Who had gotten fed up after bout an hour of trying and was muttering something about getting one of his followers to finish the job when all of a sudden a car(also see Arthur Weasley for more information) came roaring down the lane. Well You- Know- Who was already in the mood to hex something and it sounded like he was going to hit the unsuspecting Muggles with an Unforgivable when they vehicle collided, very violently I might add, with the Dark Lord and he just poofed into dust with an unearthly cry, and only a pair of ragged robes to prove he was there." "Thank you very much , well there you have it folks, after years of questioning we finally know the truth and we are rid of You- Know- Who thanks to a pair of unsuspecting Muggles, well lets go to Mickey with the weather."

Ok so you guys know the drill.