I do not own X-Men, Logan, Blahblah blah. . .
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I dunno. . .
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I DO like silky side-burns . . .
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Depends.
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Check my Closet.
Do you like to use post-it notes?
Does anyone NOT like using post-it notes?
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Duh. Thats what they gave me the claws for.
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I can take either. You pick.
Do you have freckles?
Heh.
Do you always smile for pictures?
I never smile for pictures.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Scott Summers.
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope.
Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yep.
What about pooped in the woods?
WTF?
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
I don't dance if there IS music playing.
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Nah.
How many people have you slept with this week?
Heh. "Hey, Jeannie, how many people have I slept with this week?" She says just one ;)
What size is your bed?
King.
What is your Song of the week?
I don't HAVE a song of the week.
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Absolutely not.
Do you still watch cartoons?
I like Wolverine and the X-Men.
Whats your least favorite movie?
I like Wolverine: Origins 'till they decided to put Scott Summers in it.
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Scott Summers ass.
What do you drink with dinner?
Beer.
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I don't dip my nuggets.
What is your favorite food?
Chicken Nuggets?
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Australia. Now THATS good acting!
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
"Jean, who was the last person I kissed?" Oh, apparently it was her.
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Do I look like Scott Summers to YOU, bub?
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Probably not.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I don't know.
Can you change the oil on a car?
Hell yeah.
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Hell yeah.
Ran out of gas?
Hell yeah.
Favorite kind of sandwich?
Hell yeah.
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Little Children. You know, like Richard Simmons.
What is your usual bedtime?
Don't got one.
Are you lazy?
I wish.
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Like I remember.
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Like I care.
How many languages can you speak?
我講了很多不同的語言。
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Heh. Oh, a few . . .
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lincoln Logs.
Are you stubborn?
"Jean, am I stubborn?" She's laughing uncontrollably . . .
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
I'm a Letterman kinda guy myself.
Ever watch soap operas?
I'm hoping for Rory/Dean and Loralie/Luke.
Afraid of heights?
Riiight.
Sing in the car?
If I like the song.
Dance in the shower?
Heh.
Dance in the car?
No.
Ever used a gun?
You're jokin, right?
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
What's that?
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Doesn't everyone?
Is Christmas stressful?
Sometimes.
Ever eat a pierogi?
I love pierogi's.
Favorite type of fruit pie?
Ororo's apple pie.
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Super-hero. Eh, why not?
Do you believe in ghosts?
Sure.
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Only when Deadpools around.
Take a vitamin daily?
They're shaped like dinosaurs.
Wear slippers?
Sometimes.
Wear a bath robe?
Sometimes.
What do you wear to bed?
Heh. Ask Jean.
First concert?
Can't remember.
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Jean likes Kmart.
Nike or Adidas?
Adidas.
Cheetos Or Fritos?
Frito's.
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts. I eat them with my Frito's and pierogis.
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
No?
Ever take dance lessons?
NO.
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
"Jean, what do you want to do?" She wants to know why the hell I'm filling in a survey . . .
Can you curl your tongue?
Heh. Oh yeah.
Ever won a spelling bee?
I wen thim al tha tyme.
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Ahh.
Own any record albums?
Too many.
Own a record player?
How old do you think I am? Oh, wait. . .
Regularly burn incense?
Jean does.
Ever been in love?
Ahh.
Who would you like to see in concert?
Not sure.
What was the last concert you saw?
Can't remember.
Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot.
Tea or coffee?
Tea.
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snikerdoodles.
Can you swim well?
I swim beast.
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
I can hold my breath without holding my breath. Take that, Chuck Norris.
Are you patient?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY QUESTIONS?
DJ or band, at a wedding?
Jean says band. . .
Ever won a contest?
Sure.
Ever have plastic surgery?
Something like that.
Which are better black or green olives?
Green.
Can you knit or crochet?
Of course.
Best room for a fireplace?
Bathroom.
Do you want to get married?
Of course! (Jean standing right behind me)
If married, how long have you been married?
Not yet.
Who was your HS crush?
Can't remember.
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
I stab till I get my own way.
Do you have kids?
Might as well, around here!
Do you want kids?
Of course! (Jean still behind me)
Whats your favorite color?
Black. Like thy soul.
Do you miss anyone right now?
Everyone. Besides Deadpool. And Scott Summers . . .
Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
Jean does.
I'm think I might do more. Any requests?
R&R please!