Pairing: ShizuoxIzaya

Rating: M

Disclaimer: I do not own Durarara! or any of the other copyrighted things that might appear in this.

Full Summary: While typing up a sort of vent about the lack of sex his relationship has, Izaya comes up with a scheme to change that. Two-part (Maybe three?) Shizaya, Izaya POV

When my dear Shizu-chan returned back from his trip, the first thing he did was put out that nasty cigarette that was dangling between his lips. Having completed my working duties, I was currently sitting on the bed with a book in my hand, reading one of the many novels I had collected over my life time. I glanced up from my reading glasses, and peered at him, watching him set the plastic bag down on the counter, and pull the boxed up food out. He put the top dish aside and opened the next one. I bit back my smirk as I saw what he had just opened.

Ootoro.

He was trying to use my guilty pleasure against me.

My tongue instinctively ran across my lips, wanting so badly to dig my teeth into that delicious food.

Fuck, I was able to go without that before when dieting, I can sure as hell avoid it now.

But still..

Shizuo put a generous amount onto a plate and then made himself a dish of whatever it was he ordered for himself, and began to carry them both towards me. I pulled my book down, as if to pretend I didn't notice he had come home until he was standing in front of me, and then eyed the food blandly as Shizuo held it out to me.

It looked beautiful.

And with his well toned figure holding it, he made it look even more delicious.

"..Thought you might like some of this.." Shizuo mumbled, knowing that whether or not I took the food would determine how far down on my shit list he was.

Much to his dissatisfaction (and mine as well), I declined it. "I'm not hungry." I said as I looked away from the food and back down to my book.

It was quiet for a long moment, and I was tempted to look up at him, but I couldn't let myself do so. After a moment, Shizuo set the plate down on the coffee table in front of me, and then took a seat next to me on the couch. He stared down at his food in deep thought, using his chopsticks to push around the meat on his plate. My eyes found themselves back on the words of my book, and I continued reading it, sort of enjoying this nice peace we were having.

Of course, Shizuo was never good at maintaining peace, no matter how hard he might try.

"Izaya...?" I barely heard him, but instead of looking at him, I just hummed my response. He hesitated before responding. "...Um.." He paused, and I heard him scratch his head. "What'd I do this time?"

That...

Idiot.

I nearly facepalmed after those words left his mouth, but instead, I closed my eyes and took in a deep breath, remaining silent for a moment. "It's just..." I stopped, letting out a breath, but then going back to my book. "No, nevermind, forget it."

"Don't tell me to forget it. I obviously did something to upset you..." Shizuo murmured the last part, casting his gaze downward. I shut my book, and set it down on my lap, my hand on the cover as my brain worked around every little spoken word of this conversation. I was going to guilt this man into fucking me harder than he ever has before, regardless of how shitty it'd make him feel.

"I just...Well..." I started moving my finger in a circle on the cover, feeling the texture of the novel as I put on my best 'I'm-a-lovestruck-fool-who-feels-a-bit-heartbroken' look. "Recently, you've just been so..." I caught my lip inbetween my teeth, to make it seem as if I was struggling with the words. Shizuo was such a romantic, these kind of tactics would work on him in seconds.

And like that, it had already captivated him. His body was turned facing me, his eyes locked onto me, and his mind capturing every movement and noise I made, so he could record it and learn to never do anything like it again.

He was such a fool, it was almost sickeningly cute.

"I feel like you're not being honest with me." I said as if I had to force the words out. The blond's face took on confusion, before he asked me to elaborate on it.

"What..do you mean? Not being honest with you in..what?"

"Us.." I breathed, looking at him, as I played with my fingers. He stared at me longer, letting me know he didn't quite understand what I was saying, but he also didn't like where this was going either. "This relationship. I feel like you've been lying to me with some of the things you say...I mean...I want to believe you love me...but.."

"But what? Izaya, you know how I feel about you."

"Lately it doesn't seem that way..."

"How so?" Oh great, now he was getting angry. Mature, Shizu-chan.

"How so?" I repeated. "Well, for example, when we first got together, everything you did seemed so responsive to me, but now, anytime we do anything, it seems to be so focused on...just getting it done..." I turned my head to the side, looking downward. "Especially the sex.."

Shizuo went quiet. His aura had completely shifted and it both confused and scared me. "Again with the sex!"

I turned back to him, making myself look hurt. I opened my mouth to say something, but was cut off when Shizuo threw his plate of food down onto the coffee table, shattering the plate. "How many times do I have to explain that to you? You know how much I hate that! Do you have any clue how horrible I felt when you couldn't do normal every-day tasks from that one time?" Unpredictable. As always. Was I retarded, or did he really act so unexpectedly? "You keep bringing that fucking night up, do you have any clue how much of a fucking...monster I feel like when I think about that-!"

"-This isn't about that!" I snapped back at him. "Would you for once just listen to what I have to say!" Shizuo went quiet to this, looking as if he wanted to do nothing more than to hit something, and to hit it hard, but he held it back, biting his tongue as I continued. "I know, I bring it up a lot, but you need to understand that the fact you can only remember that as a horrible night hurts. It really hurts, Shizuo. I know you don't like what happened, but if you think about it, that was the only night we ever did anything where I felt that bond between us so strongly..." -HAH. There was little to no love in that night, it was nothing but lust between us, but with the way I word it, Shizuo will remember every false emotion I say so. "...The fact that you hate it so much, really makes me feel like you dont.. You don't love me. And whenever I do bring it up, you always get angry. I feel like you're angry at me, annoyed with me...Not to mention what just happened earlier.." I glanced downward with a sigh. "When you...well, gagged like that, it really hurt..." I wiped away a non existent tear and then turned to Shizuo. "Do I disgust you that much?"

I deserve an academy award for this cheesy bullshit, fuck Kasuka.

Shizuo's entire body instantly calmed, and his jaw was lowered a bit, while his eyes stared at me in slight shock. Yes, Shizuo, think about all that you've done, all that you've denied me.

"I...I didn't know.." Shizuo looked down, and then back to me, grabbing my hand. "Izaya, I'm so sorry, I didn't know you were taking anything that way..."

"Well...Now you do..." I breathed, looking away from him.

"Hey," He breathed, cupping my chin and forcing me to look at him. "I swear to you I love you more than anything on this planet. You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, Izaya." He went to plant a kiss on my forehead, but I pulled back.

"What about me is beautiful...?" I hissed to him.

He stared at me a moment, before looking me over, and glancing at his hand. "Well...For starters." He pecked the top of my head with his lips and then barely pulled away from me. "Your hair's the sofest thing I've ever touched before." I felt my heart jump slightly to his words, and felt it squeeze when he kissed my temple. "You've got eyes that are so unique and gorgeous..." His lips brushed the tip of my nose, and I felt myself giggle slightly, but freezing afterwards. What was I, a fucking school girl? Really, Shizuo. Your romance is making me sick. "Your nose is small, but completely adorable..." He then ran his thumb over my bottom lip before placing his lips on mine, giving me a quick, but meaningful kiss. "Your lips are almost perfect.."

"Almost..?" I asked, my face heating up.

Shizuo smiled. "Yeah, almost. Their only problem is that smirk they can't get rid of."

To that, I couldn't help but smile. How was he able to do this to me? I'd never let myself act this way, ever, but he seemed to force this out of me without even trying.

His lips traveled down further, kissing down my neck and to my collar bone. "Your necks so long and smooth...and your collar bones so delicate..." My heart started thumping in my chest, as I felt Shizuo's hands grip under my thighs and with a strict jerk, pull me towards him and onto my back on the couch as he climbed on top of me. Finally.

His fingers then went towards my shirt, pulling it off of me, his lips hovering over my left nipple. "This," He said as he placed his lips above my thumping heart. "This is one of my favorite things about you. It's the only noise I could never in my life get sick of." My veins flooded with heat as his lips traveled downward, about to kiss my abs but stopping. "I..actually don't like your abs."

Way to kill the moment, Shizu-chan...

"What..?" I chuckled.

"I don't like them. I liked it better when you had a bit of a belly.." He ran his finger over my stomach and I rolled my eyes.

"Well, I did not enjoy when I had 'a bit of a belly'.." Shizuo looked up at me and smiled, bringing his body back above me, his face hovering inches in front of mine.

"Regardless, you're the most perfect, imperfect human being that I could ever imagine myself with." With that line, he connected his lips to mine, our tongues instinctively flickering into the mix. Our lips brushed along each others as he pulled away, resting his forehead against mine. "I love you, you know." Another peck. "Don't let anything I do ever make you think I don't." And another one.

"I love you too.." I mumbled as I pulled his face down to mine and mashed our lips together much more forcefully than he had. My legs wrapped around his waist, as his hand gripped my thigh, focusing on our kiss as we set each other on fire with our contact. Our tongues flickered off of one another's as my back naturally curved upward, pressing our chests together. His heart was pounding so loudly in his chest, it was beginnning to make my ears ring.

With a smile on my lips, I pulled back just slightly, locking eyes with the beautiful beast in front of me, and letting out a hefty breath. "...Are you okay with doing this...?" I asked, putting on a face that I knew he wouldn't say no to.

He hesitated for a moment, letting his eyes look my body over, and then bringing them back to met deep auburn. A small smile spread on his lips, making the corners of mine lift up slightly. "Yeah..." He breathed. "But..if it starts to hurt...just..y'know, hit me or something..."

"Of course." I smirked, wrapping my arms around his neck and bringing us closer as Shizuo placed his lips on mine so gently. Only he could manage to have such a fierce body and be able to treat everything as if they were so fragile. My breath caught in my throat, I broke our kiss, taking a sharp gasp of air, finding this contact all but too hot with these layers of clothing on. My arms removed themself from his neck, bringing my boney fingers to his bowtie, slowly and seductively pulling it apart, and tossing it aside. I placed my lips on his throat, kissing and sucking at it while I worked on unbuttoning his collar.

"Izaya..." He huffed out, his warm hands trailing down my back. I smirked to the desire that was behind his movements, throwing my hips upwards into his to add to the need.

I was going to make him want me so much more than he ever has in his life. I was going to make him take me from how badly he would need release. "Shizu-chan," I huffed against his neck, pecking it. "Ah, Shizu-chan, I need this..." I dragged my lips down his neck, attaching them to his now revealed collar bone while his hands distractingly worked on unbuttoning my jeans. He thought the only thing he would have to worry about was hurting me.. I am dead set on making that the last thing his mind will be set on.

Oh, Shizu-chan, you have no idea what it is I'm about to do to you.

A/N: /sighs/ Guys. I am so sorry I'm bad at updating. I'm trying with all of my stories, I really am. I was going to finish this short up in this chapter, but I had all of this written months ago, and after adding a bit to it, I figured I would update it now instead. There's one more part and then I can put this story to rest, and focus on Treatment, and some of my new fics. The new ones I won't be posting until I have all or at least a good amount up. I don't want to keep having such long updates, because I know how that is and I hate it, plus, with how Empty With You turned out, I would really rather give myself time to edit, so that it doesn't end up a horrible story like that out.

Also, if any of you guys have a tumblr, you should check out shizayafanfictions(tumblr(com

(replace the "(" with a "." ) it's a blog dedicated to Shizaya fanfiction from here and on Livejournal, and has some good stuff on there, but it needs some followers though D: I know, I know, bad advertising, but I thought someone might be interested.

Thanks for all the reviews and favorites! See you next time

Dextris.