Sorry for yesterday. I forgot my laptop in my house and I was absent the whole day.

Yes, it's Saturday. The first day of summer vacation and the first day to find a new job.

I was fired from last one due to my attitude. It wasn't my fault or anything like that; oh no. This douche just kept trying to hit on me. I ain't gay was my answer with his approach. But I guess people here take no for shit.

Fuck it.

So, I found myself on the street, looking through various establishments and restaurants to see if any of them were hiring.

I entered some cozy shops that I liked, and they just turned me down with a typical scowl.

Is it my blond hair that makes them say 'get the fuck out'?

I sighed, and entered the pet store in front of me.

"Hello!" Greeted a cheerful woman.

I gave a bow to hide my scowl. "Hello," I greeted back in a murmur.

I wiped the scowl out of my face and looked at the female in front of me.

She looked back owlishly.

Is she a ditz? I wondered.

"Ah, are you going to buy something?" She asked.

I shook my head to clear my thoughts and to answer her question.

"Then... are you here to buy food?"

"No," I responded dryly.

She gave me a blank look.

I cleared my throat. "I'm here actually to see if there is a job opening available."

She shook her head. "Nope," she said in a bubbly manner.

Great, I thought.

There's nothing great about you either.

Fuck off.

"Oh, okay," the disappointment was clear.

She looked at me sadly.

Even this bitch feels sorry for you; how piti-

I said fuck off four eyes.

"Well, if you want, you could talk to the manager and see if there is a job available," she said.

I shook my head. "It's okay."

And then, I walked away.

I left the store deflated but not out. There where still other places to go look but I don't know. Not many people hire people like me because of my attitude.

And looks.

And size.

Shut up.

I walked towards the other store in front of me. The store where this old lady sells food by herself - I think?

I entered the stop and she gave me a big smile.

With her slanted eyes I thought for sure she was going to kill me, unfortunately.

"Hello, young man. Did you want something?"

She was pretty much gesturing towards her croquettes. I hate croquettes.

"Ah, yes," I began. "I'm actually here to see if you are planning to hire." I paused. Maybe I shouldn't be as blunt as I am.

She just looked at me with her slanted eyes. Were they narrowed?

"Maybe," she said. "Why?"

I smiled. The relief in my heart was awesome to me. "Really? A-ah, well, I'm the one actually hoping to see if you can hire me?"

She grabbed a croquette (even though it was hot) and bit it. But what I found funny about it was how humorous it seemed with her hardened face. "Why?" She asked as she nom nom - ed.

I titled my head. "I'm in need of money, ma'am"

She nom nom - ed. "Why?"

"I pay for my own housing and school supplies."

She tilted her head and nom nom - ed. "Why not just get a job at a construction site?"

I opened my mouth and closed it.

Why didn't I think of that?

"Er, I... - forgot?" I answered a bit hesitantly.

She just looked at me.

Did she think I was an idiot?

Yes, I think you're an idiot too for forgetting who you a-

Fuck off.

"Well, do you have any experience?" She said.

That snapped me out of whatever the hell I was doing.

"No," I responded.

She sighed and placed her half-eaten croquette at the counter. "Fine, I'll hire you."

I gave her a grin.

"But, if I so much as see you slack off I am firing the hell out of you."

I nodded.

"Good," she smiled. "Now, go get the mop and start cleaning."

I nodded, but groaned a bit in the inside.

I was walking home late at night, tired as hell, when this guy just jumps in front of me.

He was an old guy with this Mexican mustache, tight shirt (that DID not fit him at all), and shorts. And, did I mention that he had the gayest looking hair - wait, I should'of looked at the signs!

"Excuse me, sir; but I'm lost. Can you tell me where Furuichi-dono's house is at?"

My eyes twitched?

What the hell.

"Er, no," I answered. He gave me a disappointed sigh and bowed.

Ew.

"Well, bye bye," he said before walking away like some robot.

I grimaced.

I pulled out a smoke bomb and tossed it towards the floor.

I'm getting the fuck out of here, was what I thought.

Why, you freak? I know you liked t -

"..."

Please shut up.

Hahahaha. Not until you find yourself, Naruto. Hahahaha! Until then -

- Learn Your Place!