Konoha High School? NO WAY!

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Naruto or any of the TV shows, music or companies mentioned in this fanfiction. They all belong to their respectful owners

A/N: Hello Dearies! This is a revised/remake of Sakura's High School Hell of Perverts. I will be replacing each one of the six chapters through the next week. Most everything will be kept the same however, I will be making some changes on characters (I will be removing them from the story) and I made adjustments on Sakura's mom. Most of it will be identical, I just added more detailed descriptions and stuff since I'm no longer 14. Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Once I have completed all of the chapters I will continue with chapter 7. I already have part of it typed up! YAY! Thank you so much for being patient with me, you are the best.

Beep…. Beep… Beep… Beep…

A groan resonated from underneath a lavender comforter. The noise belonged to no one other than Haruno Sakura, a sixteen year old girl who had been in a deep dreamless slumber less than five minutes ago. Sakura tried to shut off the blaring alarm to catch an extra ten minutes of sleep, however, luck is not on her side because the second her index fingertip brushed the gray '"snooze" button and applied slight pressure her mother started shouting at her.

"Haruno Sakura! If you are not out of that bed in two seconds I will walk up these stairs and drag you out by your ear! You have to be at school in an hour and it'll take you at least 15 minutes to walk so start getting ready, NOW!" screamed Haruno Mebuki from the downstairs section of their tiny two bedroom house.

The addressed girl debated for a moment if she should take her chances but reasoned that her mother never said empty threats. Sakura rolled her bright green eyes groaning once more. As much as she loved her mother, her bossy nature occasionally got on her nerves. 'Shannaroo! That banshee needs to shut up! Doesn't she know we need our beauty rest, this school is going to be full of sexy boys. I can feel it in my.. er… our bones' hollered Sakura's inner counterpart, or "demon" as the petal-haired girl likes to call her.

'HEY! Don't talk about mom that way! She does a lot for us and she just wants us to have a good life when we are older, and stop being such a pervert!' Sakura exclaimed whilst crawling out of bed. Her inner side made a noise of annoyance before disappearing into the sixteen year old's mind. Shaking her head, Sakura crossed her bedroom and entered the bathroom closing the white door behind her.

The coral haired teen stripped out of her "Minnie Mouse" pajamas and stepped into her shower. Turning the knob to the preferred temperature (almost scalding) Sakura began to do her hygienic duties beginning with washing her shoulder-length pink locks with her favorite shampoo and conditioner, Organix Tsubaki Blossom scent. It made her hair soft and smooth and made the strands smell wonderful. After rinsing the conditioner out of her hair, Sakura moved to shaving her legs and underarms.

Finished with shaving the emerald-eyed beauty grabbed her black luffa and her Bath and Body Works Sweet Pea scented shower gel causing her bathroom to smell like heaven on earth. Once she was done scrubbing her body, Sakura finished up with washing her beautiful heart-shaped face with her Clean and Clear "Skin Brightening" morning burst face scrub. The face wash wakes her up while giving her skin the boost it needs in the morning.

After rinsing the soap off of her face, the pinkette stepped out of the shower and grasped her fluffy navy blue towel wrapping it around her slight, but curvaceous frame. She opened the bathroom door strolling to her closet in search of something to wear, which of course is when Inner Sakura decided to reappear.

'We need something that will show off our rocking body. We are too hot to not show case these curves!' clamored Sakura's obnoxious inner self.

'Uh, how about no? I will just wear whatever I feel comfortable in. I have no interest in drawing any more attention than necessary. Blending in is already hard enough, being the new kid AND having PINK hair I will be lucky if anyone ignores me' Sakura explained to Inner. Then realizing she did not address the fact that Inner just wants to meet boys Sakura declared, 'A-and I have no interest in getting any kind of a boyfriend!'

The raucous being snickered at her tangible self before jesting, 'oh no, no interest in boys at all' then she vanished before the roseate had a chance to retort. Rolling her viridian eyes, Sakura resumed rummaging through her clothes.

The teenager spotted her red "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" t-shirt that was hanging on a hanger in the back of her closet. She then saw her black skinny jeans that were still in one of her moving boxes. Moving over to another one of her boxes labeled "Sakura's Shoes" in large black sharpie she opened the box to search for a pair that would complement her outfit. The coral headed beauty decided on her black combat boots and proceeded to get dressed.

She paired her outfit with a cupcake necklace and her I love Boobies (keep a breast) bracelet. On her hands were here black fingerless gloves, giving her a nerdy and badass look.

Once she was dressed Sakura walked back over to her bathroom to finish up her hygienic chores. Beginning with brushing her silky, bubblegum colored locks, it seemed like today was going to be a "good hair" day and so Sakura settled on keeping it down. Next, she moved onto makeup, which she also decided to keep relatively plain. Sakura lined her bright emerald eyes, which portrayed many emotions, with her charcoal black eyeliner making them pop. She also put her cherry flavored lip balm on her kissable, full pink lips. Sakura completed her morning duties with giving her perfect white teeth a good brushing.

Sakura backed away from her mirror and gave herself a once over. Satisfied with herself the roseate began to make her way downstairs to greet her mother.

Mebuki, oblivious to the fact that Sakura was already standing in the kitchen began to shout: "Sakura! Get a move on, your forty-five minutes has dwindled down to ten! You don't want me to come up there!"

"Mom, I'm right here. You don't need to keep screaming, you'll wake the neighbors" she teased giving her mother a cheeky grin.

"Oh hush up. You know you would still be asleep if I hadn't woken you up" the older woman stated bluntly. "Anyway, what do you want to eat for breakfast?" asked Sakura's mother while she strolled to the cabinets.

Opening up one she scanned the shelf for anything to eat. Realizing she hadn't gone shopping since moving last week, the blonde woman gave a sheepish look to her daughter before grabbing a box of granola bars, the only thing in the whole kitchen. "Uhh.. looks like it'll have to be a granola bar sweetie. I haven't bought any food since the move from Amegakure" Mebuki said slightly embarrassed.

"However, I will go shopping today, Okay Sakura?" she declared.

"Okay. Thanks mom" Sakura said grabbing a chocolate chip granola bar from the box.

Opening up the granola bar, Sakura sat down at her kitchen table, her mother sitting across from her.

"Honey, I know we just moved here to Konoha just a week ago because of my job. But, I got a call this morning around six asking if I could go on a business trip. The flight leaves tonight around two o'clock, so I will be gone before you get home. But, I will be back by Monday night, it is only four days" Mebuki explained to her blossom-haired daughter.

"Okay mom. I will make sure to keep the house clean and I will unload more boxes. When you come home, it is going to look like a home, not a house" Sakura professed passionately.

Haruno Mebuki smiled at her lovely daughter, she really was the best daughter any mom could ask for. The blonde woman got up from the chair and caught a glimpse of the clock.

"AH! Sakura it's 7:45! You need to get going or you'll be late" stated her mother.

"WHAT?! OK! I'm going! Bye mom, I love you! Be safe! See you when you get back" shouted the rushed roseate as she grabbed her "Gir" backpack and her phone. Sakura quickly gave her mom a kiss on the cheek before rushing out the front door.

After she got to the street that directly leads to Konoha Public School, Sakura pulled out her LG G4 and went to the music app. She scrolled through her many songs before seeing the one she wanted to hear. She lightly pressed her index tip to the track labeled "Painkiller" by one of her favorite bands Three Days Grace.

Music blaring in her ears and completely oblivious to the outside world, the petal haired girl didn't notice that she was nearing any sort of being until she ran right into it. Startled Sakura looked down to see a girl about her age sitting on the ground in pain. Just as Sakura was about to help the girl up, she was met with the fiercest glare she had ever received.

The young woman stood up and brushed herself saying, "Watch where you are going next time, bitch".

"I'm sor- excuse me?!" Sakura asked shocked that the other girl would react so violently to something that was clearly an accident.

"Wow clumsy AND stupid! I said, WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING BITCH!" the girl screamed flipping her fiery red hair and rolling her bespectacled crimson eyes.

The red headed once again glared at Sakura before turning around and storming off. Sakura stared after the bitch weighing her options of pushing into a bus and getting away with it. Never in her sixteen years of life had she ever had someone speak to her rudely.

"WHAT DID THAT UGLY ASS BITCH SAY TO US?!" shrieked Inner Sakura loud enough that Sakura thought she might have gone deaf from the inside out.

"I think she called us a bitch…" Sakura answered heavily insulted.

"Well then let's go after her and teach her a lesson! No one insults the beauty that is HARUNO SAKURA!" Inner continued to scream in the shrillest voice she ever had.

"NO! Now shut up! I need to calm down before school" the pinkette said continuing her walk to the school.

While she continued her journey Sakura and her Inner counterpart bickered about kicking the vermilion haired girl's ass. Only did it stop when the salmon headed girl got to the doors of the public school.

"OH MY GOD! It's humongous!" Inner shouted surprised.

For once Sakura agreed with her other half, "yeah, it is".

Konoha High School was easily three times bigger than her local public school in Amergakure. The class she would have graduated with was only one hundred and eight people. She had no idea how many she would have at this school but it was clearly going to be more than 103.

Taking a deep breath Sakura grasped the handle to the iron door and pulled it open…

Haruno Sakura on this day you will be welcomed to hell.

A/N: So, how was it? I tried to keep it as similar as possible. I kept looking over the original to make sure I didn't leave any thing important out. I would really enjoy some constructive criticism, no flames though. I want tips on how to be a better writer for the future. Again, thank you so much have a wonderful day.