"Hey! What the hell?" Eddie shouted. The man turned around.
"Eddie?"
"Uncle Scott?"
"Eddie, what are you doing out of jail?"
Eddie looked nervous.
"Uhhh, well, the thing about that is..."
Eddie ran out of line.
"EDDIE!" Columbia screamed chasing after him. Columbia chased him until Eddie ran out the exit. She could hear sirens in the distance. Then Columbia began to cry as she walked back into the park. Frank was nearby, and ran over to her.
"Columbia?" Asked Frank.
"Oh Frankie!" Columbia wailed as she cried in Frank's arms.
"What has happened? Has that bum broke up with you?"
"Practically! He just abandoned me!"
"That slimy loser. Why would he abandon such a beautiful cutie?"
"Aww, you mean that Frankie?"
"Of course I do."
"I'm sorry for not paying attention to you."
"It's okay, really."
"No it's not! I forgot how we were doing this in the first place. I completely unappreciated you kindness. Thanks for everyting, for taking us here, and the gifts and everything. I'm really sorry!" Columbia cried.
"It's okay Columbia."
Columbia looked into Franks eyes. Frank gave her his trademark grin.
"But you know, this was all unexpected to me."
"Yeah?" asked Columbia.
"I was thinking I would have to make my own playmate."
"Awww, were you that lonely?"
"Well, yeah."
"Come on, let's go try some mazes."
Meanwhile...
Riff Raff and Magenta were walking hand in hand in the carnevil area where a bunch of scary clowns were. Riff Raff was impresssed by the theming, while Magenta kept screaming and laughing when the clowns ran up to them. but then, two clowns simply walked up to them.
"Hey you two! You are supposed to be at terror of london!" They said as they thought the two of them worked there. They Led the two siblings to the maze, and situated them in a room.
"Riff. I think they believe we work here."
"Let's play along." Riff Raff said. When people came by, they yelled and shouted at them. Magenta acted threatening to the visitors. They had alot of fun with it. But then, two of the monsters that worked in that maze came up to them.
"Whoa whoa whoa." They said. "You two are supposed to be working in the asylum maze." they said escorting them out, and leading them to an aylum themed maze. They acted crazy to scare the visitors, and word spread really fast about their presense. They became so talked about that the line for the maze qued up all the way to the back. Riff Raff and Magenta enjoyed the fun, because they had no idea that they could be so scary just by being themselves. But then, once again they were confronted by two more characters. They were both wearing blue doctor uniforms. One was a man who was bald and wore glasses, and another was a woman with hair the same color as Magenta's but much shorter. They both didn't look very happy.
"So it's you two who are stealing our thunder." the man said. He sounded sort of like Riff Raff.
"Yeah. I don't think you even work here." the woman said.
"We're just having fun." Magenta said.
"Let's get them out of here." The man said as he went over and grabbed Magenta. Riff Raff struck the man in the face.
"Don't you touch her!" Riff Raff shouted. The woman grabbed Riff Raff from behind, but Magenta grabbed her off of him, and started punching the woman in the face as Riff Raff fought the man. The theme park goers thought it was part of the maze. Then as the two both ganged up on Magenta, Riff Raff took out his anti matter laser. The man and woman stopped.
"I think you two should get back to work." Riff Raff said pointing the laser at the man and woman. Magenta ran up to Riff Raff and held on to him for protection.
"Look!" The man said walking up to Riff Raff. "They even gave him a prop laser!"
Riff Raff fired the gun and the red lighting bolts hit the man, and he fell to the floor, dead. The Woman looked scared and tried to run away, but Riff Raff shot her too and she fell to the floor. Just then a young woman wearing a nurse uniform and her hair in a ponytail walked by.
"Cosmo? Nation?" She asked in a voice simular to Columbia's. Riff Raff shot her as well, and she then fell to the floor. Again, all the people going through the maze thought it was just part of the show.
"That'll teach them to lay hands on you." Riff Raff said putting the laser away.
"Come on Riff, Let's go find the master."
"Right." Riff Raff agreed as they found a way out of the maze. they walked around the park for a bit, until they finally found Frank and Columbia holding hands eating cotton candy.
"What happened to Eddie?" asked Magenta.
"I don't know." Riff Raff answered. They walked up to them.
"Hi Guys!" Columbia said with a cheerful smile.
"Hey." Magenta answered. Out of the corner of her eye Magenta spotted security guards looking at them.
"Riff." Magenta whispered. "I think they are mad about you disposing those earthlings."
"I think you are right. Master?"
"What is it my faithful handyman?" Frank said with a smile.
"I think we overstayed our welcome. Those guards are after us. Do you think you can distract them?"
"I'll do better than that." Frank said walking towards the guards. Riff, Magenta and Columbia followed behind him.
"Well, hello there." Frank said with a smile at the guards.
"Oh uh...hello." They said blushing.
"Listen you two groovay things. My friends and I need to leave. Can you escort us out?"
"Of course we can!" they said at the same time. They quickly escorted them out, and Riff, Magenta and Columbia headed back to Knott's hotel. They decided to go for a swim. They put their bathing suits on and went to the pool area. Riff Raff and Magenta were playing in the big pool while Frank and Columbia stayed in the jacuzzi.
"You know Riff." Magenta said to her lover. "I did think it was pretty sexy how you eliminated those earthlings like flies." She said getting close to him.
"Yes, it was pretty sexy wasn't it?"
"You were VERY sexy." She said putting her arms around him. Their faces moved closer to one another, until...
"CAAAAAANNNNOOOOON BAAAAAALLL!" Columbia screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran over and plunged into the pool, creating a huge wall of water that splashed Riff Raff and Magenta. When they all got back to the surface of the water, Columbia was madly giggling, Magenta had a small smile on her face, But Riff Raff had a small scowl.
"Awww, was Riffy Grumpy that I ruined your little moment?"
"yes, Riffy was grumpy." Riff Raff said rolling his eyes. Columbia swam up to him.
"Ha ha! Riffy was grumpy! Nah nah!" She said splashing water at Riff Raff. She quickly swam away.
"Hey! You get back here! I'm not finished with you!" Riff Raff said as he chased after her. Magenta watched, as did Frank from the jacuzzi with a curious look on his face. Riff raff cornered Columbia, and began splashing her. Magenta began to laugh, seeing Riff Raff act like a child. Frank walked over and dove in the pool. He Swam up to Riff raff and began splashing him.
"Leave my little Columbia alone!" Frank playfully said. Magenta swam over and began splashing Frank.
"Don't worry Riff, I'll save you!" Magenta giggled as she joined the fray. They all enjoyed the best moment of their lives.
The end. Unless...