Hiya, people. I love the Wicked interviews, so I decided to do one myself. I thought I'd have fun, hanging out with the characters this way. So enjoy this beginning chapter. Oh, and the way I portray myself in this is actually how I see myself. I also wear my favourite outfit.

Eight different people were in a room, all of them sitting in an armchair each. The first person who was closest to the right was a brunette of about ten years old. She was wearing a blue dress and clutching a small dog on her lap. She was glancing enviously at the red shoes someone else was wearing. Furtherest away from her was a green-skinned woman dressed in black. On one side of her was what appeared to be a living scarecrow, and on the other side, a perky blonde woman in pink holding a thin silver wand. In the corner of the room there was an overly dressed ancient-looking woman, scowling fiercely. Next to her was an equally old man who looked nervous. Finally, there was a man made of tin sitting next to the young brunette. On the other side of him was an older brunette – the woman wearing the red shoes. She wore all black, apart from the shoes and her stockings, which were black and white striped.

Finally, a teenage girl walked into the room they were in. The girl had short dark blonde hair, almost brown, and grey-green eyes. She was small, with a heart-shaped face, and she wore dark jeans and a green T-shirt that said "Because I knew you, I have been changed FOR GOOD." She immediately squealed in a fangirly way and looked at each character.

She went to the young girl first. "Are you planning to cry because you don't know where you are?" she asked in an anxious tone. The girl shook her head.

"What about because I know your name is Dorothy and your house fell on Nessarose-" at this the girl gestured to the woman with the shoes- "And you thought you killed Elphaba?" Here the girl gestured to the green-skinned woman. The girl called Dorothy frowned in confusion, but she didn't cry and the girl gave a sigh of relief. She moved on to the man made of tin.

"Hmmm..." she scrutinized him, then smiled. She gave a Mexican wave and the man was human again, a short, shy-looking person. The girl gave another little squeal. "Awww, you're sooo cute, Boq!" she cried.

Boq was a little nervous of this girl. "Um...thanks?" he offered, but the girl had moved on to Nessarose.

"Hey!" she said, as a friend would. "Can I call you Nessa? You're awesome, girl!"

Nessarose gave a little smile. "Thank you. OK, you can call me Nessa if...you..want-"

The girl had moved on, this time to the scarecrow. She did her Mexican wave again and he was turned into a man too, who was more hot than anyone the girl had seen before. The girl gave the most ear-splitting fangirly squeal and started babbling.

"Oh my Oz!" she shrieked. "I didn't know you were this hot! I mean, I...oh, Fiyero!" she smiled. "Can I kiss you? Please? Just on the cheek? I know you're with Elphaba, but please?" she begged.

Fiyero seemed to appreciate her adoration, but didn't seem too happy with the request. Elphaba, now known to be the green woman, looked even less happy.

The girl sensed their hesitation and sighed. "It's OK, I won't if you REALLY don't want me to." she said before practically skipping over to Elphaba and the blonde. "Oh my Oz!" she cried again. "I always dreamed of meeting you, Elphaba, and now I have! And Glinda!"-here she looked at the blonde.- "You are totally awesome."

"Hang on." Elphaba cut in, glaring at the girl. "One moment. Where ARE we?"

"I'll tell you in a minute, I promise." said the girl. "Just give me a moment to be fangirly." with that, she went to the last two people. This time, she frowned at them. First the man. "Hi, Wizard." she said. "Don't say hi back, I don't really like you." Her frown became a scowl as she turned to the woman. "You're lucky I show any respect, Madame Morrible." she said. "I don't think I'll bother wasting any time on you."

She turned to everyone in the room. "Well, welcome." she said, smiling. "I know that about a billion authors have done this idea before, but I wanted to give the newcomers and the other authors a chance to ask you eight questions. So this'll be the newest Wicked Interview! My name is SideshowJazz1. My given name isn't Jasmine by the way, it's Hannah, but I'd prefer not to go by that name here. So, to my loyal readers, send in questions, dares, and tell the characters how awesome or not awesome they are. Oh, and Glinda?" she said, turning to the blonde witch.

"Yes?" Glinda said.

"Could you please give me a makeover?" SideshowJazz1 asked. "We need something to do while I wait for questions to come in, and I really need one. I want to be POPULAR, like you!"

Elphaba rolled her eyes at SideshowJazz1's pun, but Glinda smiled. "OK. Well, first, you have to wear more makeup than just lip gloss and eyeliner..."

"So review and ask questions!" SideshowJazz1 reminded the authors.

Please send in some questions and dares, guys! I don't want to have to stop writing, and I have to get over my writers block for my other stories somehow! This is SideshowJazz1, signing off!